# Something's happening to me... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 28, 2000, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/somethings-happening-to-me/27253 "2000-07-28T18:55:35Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 11\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![sortawicked](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f0a364/32.png) [@sortawicked](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sortawicked)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2000, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/somethings-happening-to-me/27253/21 "2000-07-28T20:17:04Z")
That’s kinda what I meant.I’ll try that. Don’t know if it’ll work for me,though.Does sound a little mean. What the hell…I can do mean…when I have to. ---
**Author:** ![Sealemon88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c68b51/32.png) [@Sealemon88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sealemon88)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2000, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/somethings-happening-to-me/27253/22 "2000-07-28T20:24:11Z")
> [@](#): > > BTW,This little guy…:o … looks like he’s about to sneeze,not like he’s shocked or embarrassed.Has anyone else ever noticed that??? Actually, it looks like a blow-up doll to me. Not that I’d know anything about that. ---
**Author:** ![Hamadryad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/6de8d8/32.png) [@Hamadryad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hamadryad)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2000, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/somethings-happening-to-me/27253/23 "2000-07-28T20:25:28Z")
Dollface…when you HAVE to start your own threads to welcome YOURSELF, I think that counts as a form of prostitution. I don’t care who flirts with whom, but thanks for caring. Your warm words will carry me through the rest of this cold, cruel day. If you want to do this any more, please go to the Pit. Thanks, honey. ---
**Author:** ![soulsling](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a5b964/32.png) [@soulsling](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/soulsling)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2000, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/somethings-happening-to-me/27253/24 "2000-07-28T20:26:51Z")
> [@](#): > > {{{{{{smooch}}}}}} Keep talkin’ like that and I might give you a virtual blow job Now that’s my type of woman. Baby, you wanna feel wicked, you come over to my neck of the woods. I’ll let you be as wicked as you wanna be. (I’ve really gotta take a cold shower now…) ---
**Author:** ![sortawicked](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f0a364/32.png) [@sortawicked](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sortawicked)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2000, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/somethings-happening-to-me/27253/25 "2000-07-28T20:44:44Z")
…you need any help…someone to wash your back,maybe???😉 Oops,am I prosituting myself again??? Oh well,once a cyberslut,always a cyberslut!!!😃 ---
**Author:** ![Doctor\_Jackson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doctor_jackson/32/32_2.png) [@Doctor\_Jackson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doctor_Jackson)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2000, 9:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/somethings-happening-to-me/27253/26 "2000-07-28T21:14:29Z")
Freak waxes philosophical: > [@](#): > > Just hang out her long enough. Hang out her _what_ long enough? ---
**Author:** ![BlockHead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/aca169/32.png) [@BlockHead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlockHead)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2000, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/somethings-happening-to-me/27253/27 "2000-07-28T21:21:30Z")
Sounds like you’re going through puberty. Is your voice getting deeper and hair growing in strange places? Hmm. come to think of it, what’s the difference between puberty and demon posession? Are they perhaps one and the same? ---
**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2000, 4:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/somethings-happening-to-me/27253/28 "2000-07-29T04:41:54Z")
**Hama-mama** , relax. **Sorta** ’s new here and doesn’t know all the subtle, unwritten ground rules. Like anybody does. So, before you get your underwear all in a bunch, take it off and come over here for a nice massage. ---
**Author:** ![fnord1966](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ad7895/32.png) [@fnord1966](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fnord1966)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2000, 4:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/somethings-happening-to-me/27253/29 "2000-07-29T04:49:31Z")
Hear Hear dropzone. I’m next, even though I dont swing that way, I’ll make an exception for you. ---
**Author:** ![Hamadryad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/6de8d8/32.png) [@Hamadryad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hamadryad)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2000, 5:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/somethings-happening-to-me/27253/30 "2000-07-29T05:11:51Z")
DZ: You first. \ ---
**Author:** ![FreakFreely](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/48db29/32.png) [@FreakFreely](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FreakFreely)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2000, 5:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/somethings-happening-to-me/27253/31 "2000-07-29T05:18:13Z")
Yeah, I said for her to hang out her long enough. Haven’t you ever heard of a “long enough”? It’s a skirt that goes down past the knees. I’m saying she should get rid of her long skirts in favor of some short ones. What’s so hard to understand about that? I thought it was pretty obvious. [Gotta give me credit for a nice recovery] [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/somethings-happening-to-me/27253.md?page=1)