# Sometimes...\[Country/Place puns\] **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 1, 2014, 1:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sometimes-country-place-puns/685074 "2014-04-01T13:37:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Melchior](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Melchior](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Melchior)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2014, 1:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sometimes-country-place-puns/685074/1 "2014-04-01T13:37:00Z")
when I go to Africa, I have to be careful what I eat. Sometimes I Ethiopia, and then I falafel… :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2014, 3:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sometimes-country-place-puns/685074/2 "2014-04-01T15:19:02Z")
So your stomach re-Voltas? If so, I’d urge you not Togo there again, as I’ve Benin that situation myself. ---
**Author:** ![Melchior](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Melchior](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Melchior)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2014, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sometimes-country-place-puns/685074/3 "2014-04-01T15:24:38Z")
> [@Chefguy](#): > > So your stomach re-Voltas? If so, I’d urge you not Togo there again, as I’ve Benin that situation myself. I’m not Ghana eat there anymore. Just get it Togo. Too much Greece. ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2014, 4:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sometimes-country-place-puns/685074/4 "2014-04-01T16:48:54Z")
Jamaica me Hungary. I’m gonna Goa have a Turkey sandwich. ---
**Author:** ![Esox\_Lucius](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/848f3c/32.png) [@Esox\_Lucius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esox_Lucius)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2014, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sometimes-country-place-puns/685074/5 "2014-04-01T17:11:08Z")
Canada have some, too? Beware of the Norway virus. It can lead to Mali-nutrition. If you Sierra Leone, Tel Aviv wants some Swedes for dessert. ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2014, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sometimes-country-place-puns/685074/6 "2014-04-01T17:20:50Z")
Kenya have some what? Uganda be more specific. ---
**Author:** ![Colophon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f05b48/32.png) [@Colophon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colophon)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2014, 5:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sometimes-country-place-puns/685074/7 "2014-04-01T17:24:37Z")
Last time I went to North Africa I developed quite a taste for a small local bread, and now I seek it out wherever I can. It’s only a Moroccan roll, but I like it. ---
**Author:** ![swampspruce](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampspruce/32/261_2.png) [@swampspruce](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampspruce)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2014, 5:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sometimes-country-place-puns/685074/8 "2014-04-01T17:25:07Z")
Don’t drink too much coffee while you’e there otherwise first you’re a Russian, then European. ---
**Author:** ![TreacherousCretin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/treacherouscretin/32/476_2.png) [@TreacherousCretin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TreacherousCretin)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2014, 6:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sometimes-country-place-puns/685074/9 "2014-04-01T18:02:49Z")
> [@Esox\_Lucius](#): > > Canada have some, too? I don’t know. Alaska. ---
**Author:** ![Aquadementia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aquadementia/32/555_2.png) [@Aquadementia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aquadementia)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2014, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sometimes-country-place-puns/685074/10 "2014-04-01T18:18:44Z")
> [@swampspruce](#): > > Don’t drink too much coffee while you’e there otherwise first you’re a Russian, then European. Mississippi tea instead. ---
**Author:** ![Spud](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spud/32/347_2.png) [@Spud](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spud)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2014, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sometimes-country-place-puns/685074/11 "2014-04-01T19:53:33Z")
It gives me a Bali ache every time… you can Bhutan it. ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2014, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sometimes-country-place-puns/685074/12 "2014-04-01T20:07:13Z")
What’s Sumatra? Can’t handle your Java? ---
**Author:** ![Melchior](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Melchior](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Melchior)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2014, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sometimes-country-place-puns/685074/13 "2014-04-01T20:26:30Z")
> [@buddha\_david](#): > > What’s Sumatra? Can’t handle your Java? It’s too Chile here with Chad. ---
**Author:** ![Aquadementia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aquadementia/32/555_2.png) [@Aquadementia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aquadementia)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2014, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sometimes-country-place-puns/685074/14 "2014-04-01T20:31:55Z")
Bayou Kansas beans with Nottingham. ---
**Author:** ![Esox\_Lucius](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/848f3c/32.png) [@Esox\_Lucius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esox_Lucius)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2014, 11:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sometimes-country-place-puns/685074/15 "2014-04-01T23:36:16Z")
> [@TreacherousCretin](#): > > I don’t know. Alaska. That Leeds me to the official video for this thread: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NztfOSyCCFM](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NztfOSyCCFM) ---
**Author:** ![Melchior](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Melchior](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Melchior)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2014, 12:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sometimes-country-place-puns/685074/16 "2014-04-02T00:36:09Z")
> [@TreacherousCretin](#): > > I don’t know. Alaska. but Juno! ---
**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2014, 12:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sometimes-country-place-puns/685074/17 "2014-04-02T00:41:07Z")
> [@TreacherousCretin](#): > > [del]I don’t know[/del]. Alaska. Idaho. Alaska. What did Delaware after she dropped Turkey on her outfit? A New Jersey. ---
**Author:** ![Precambrianmollusc](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/precambrianmollusc/32/63_2.png) [@Precambrianmollusc](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Precambrianmollusc)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2014, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sometimes-country-place-puns/685074/18 "2014-04-02T00:48:17Z")
I need proof or I won’t Bolivia ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2014, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sometimes-country-place-puns/685074/19 "2014-04-02T00:52:15Z")
Ohio! Hawaii? I ate too much Greece with my Turkey and Dresden, and now I’m in Missouri. Of Corsica, I moscow somewhere and Dubuque. ---
**Author:** ![xizor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xizor/32/102_2.png) [@xizor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xizor)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2014, 6:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sometimes-country-place-puns/685074/20 "2014-04-02T18:13:22Z")
> [@swampspruce](#): > > Don’t drink too much coffee while you’e there otherwise first you’re a Russian, then European. But after that, you are Finnish. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sometimes-country-place-puns/685074.md?page=2)