# Sometimes I feel . . . **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 18, 2008, 12:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sometimes-i-feel/464071 "2008-09-18T00:04:59Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![D18](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/c57346/32.png) [@D18](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/D18)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2008, 12:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sometimes-i-feel/464071/1 "2008-09-18T00:04:59Z")
like a mean just waiting to be regressed toward. ---
**Author:** ![D18](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/c57346/32.png) [@D18](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/D18)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2008, 3:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sometimes-i-feel/464071/2 "2008-09-18T03:32:00Z")
Other times I feel like a substandard deviation. ---
**Author:** ![Jenaroph](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e8c25b/32.png) [@Jenaroph](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jenaroph)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2008, 4:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sometimes-i-feel/464071/3 "2008-09-18T04:44:44Z")
Sometimes I feel like I don’t have a partner. ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2008, 4:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sometimes-i-feel/464071/4 "2008-09-18T04:46:31Z")
Sometimes I feel like a motherless child. Sometimes I feel like a nut. Sometimes I feel like a motherless nut. Sometimes I don’t. ---
**Author:** ![SomeUserName](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e480ec/32.png) [@SomeUserName](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SomeUserName)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2008, 9:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sometimes-i-feel/464071/5 "2008-09-18T09:48:40Z")
Sometimes I feel like running away from home. ---
**Author:** ![ivan\_astikov](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/58f4c7/32.png) [@ivan\_astikov](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivan_astikov)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2008, 9:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sometimes-i-feel/464071/6 "2008-09-18T09:51:24Z")
Sometimes I feel my nutsack. ---
**Author:** ![Jello](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f05b48/32.png) [@Jello](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jello)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2008, 10:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sometimes-i-feel/464071/7 "2008-09-18T10:12:50Z")
Sometimes I feel like I’ve been tied to the whipping post. ---
**Author:** ![BMalion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e274bd/32.png) [@BMalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BMalion)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2008, 10:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sometimes-i-feel/464071/8 "2008-09-18T10:27:21Z")
Sometimes I feel pretty. Oh so pretty. . ---
**Author:** ![ivan\_astikov](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/58f4c7/32.png) [@ivan\_astikov](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivan_astikov)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2008, 10:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sometimes-i-feel/464071/9 "2008-09-18T10:31:20Z")
Sometimes I feel charming. Oh so charming. ---
**Author:** ![LurkMeister](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3da27b/32.png) [@LurkMeister](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LurkMeister)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2008, 11:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sometimes-i-feel/464071/10 "2008-09-18T11:30:58Z")
_waits to see who’s going to continue with the next two lines - 'cause I sure ain’t"_ ---
**Author:** ![Richard\_Pearse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/richard_pearse/32/13144_2.png) [@Richard\_Pearse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Richard_Pearse)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2008, 11:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sometimes-i-feel/464071/11 "2008-09-18T11:51:14Z")
like my only friend. ---
**Author:** ![BMalion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e274bd/32.png) [@BMalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BMalion)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2008, 12:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sometimes-i-feel/464071/12 "2008-09-18T12:02:23Z")
> [@ivan\_astikov](#): > > … > Oh so charming. It’s alarming. ---
**Author:** ![kambuckta](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/53a042/32.png) [@kambuckta](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kambuckta)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2008, 12:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sometimes-i-feel/464071/13 "2008-09-18T12:14:45Z")
Dizzy. It’s that time of the month for me…I don’t get homicidal, acne or bloated, I just get this weird vertigo. Spinning around has it’s definite advantages though: who needs drugs when you’ve got your own inbuilt out-of-body experience happening! 😉 Whoah, where’s the pukey smiley gone?? ---
**Author:** ![ivan\_astikov](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/58f4c7/32.png) [@ivan\_astikov](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivan_astikov)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2008, 12:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sometimes-i-feel/464071/14 "2008-09-18T12:16:28Z")
> [@BMalion](#): > > It’s alarming. And disarmingly gayyyyy…shall we pack it in?🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2008, 1:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sometimes-i-feel/464071/15 "2008-09-18T13:01:19Z")
Sometimes I feel as if I’m just being used. ---
**Author:** ![Mahna\_Mahna](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e47c2d/32.png) [@Mahna\_Mahna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mahna_Mahna)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2008, 1:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sometimes-i-feel/464071/16 "2008-09-18T13:02:21Z")
Sometimes I feel like an ellipsis… ---
**Author:** ![Shot\_Clock](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Shot\_Clock](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shot_Clock)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2008, 1:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sometimes-i-feel/464071/17 "2008-09-18T13:04:37Z")
[Traffic]“Sometimes I feel like I’m fadin’ away”[/Traffic] ---
**Author:** ![WordMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e8c25b/32.png) [@WordMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WordMan)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2008, 1:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sometimes-i-feel/464071/18 "2008-09-18T13:24:47Z")
> [@D18](#): > > Other times I feel like a substandard deviation. Sometimes I feel like the R-squared for the correlation between my intentions and what Life has in store for me is about 15%. ---
**Author:** ![Merhouse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b5a626/32.png) [@Merhouse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Merhouse)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2008, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sometimes-i-feel/464071/19 "2008-09-18T14:52:05Z")
o/` Like a natural woman o/` ---
**Author:** ![Jackknifed\_Juggernaut](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/9de053/32.png) [@Jackknifed\_Juggernaut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackknifed_Juggernaut)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2008, 2:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sometimes-i-feel/464071/20 "2008-09-18T14:54:32Z")
…that I’m drunk behind the wheel…the wheel of possibilities, however it may roll. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sometimes-i-feel/464071.md?page=2)