Rant warning (tech over-complications).
My new-ish truck has a rotary shift knob on the dash instead of the traditional lever. Since there is no physical connection to the trans, and no tactile feedback, software governs a lot of the decisions.
Due to the lack of visual cues, it’s easy for a driver to exit without realizing the truck is not in “Park”. So it attempts to discern whether a driver is actually present, and if not, overrides the knob’s position and commands “AutoPark”.
As you’d expect, this isn’t perfect. Last week while going through the car wash, it got alarmed and decided to fling itself into Park while moving down the line. This caused the conveyor to stop while shoving the truck forward, and then shut down the whole wash line, complete with alarms. Thankfully I completed the sequence to reset it to Neutral before the workers restarted the line.
It seems to have occurred while I was shifting around on the seat, trying to put my wallet in my back pocket. I’m guessing it sensed “Seat belt released”->“No weight on seat”->“In Neutral”->“Vehicle rolling forward”, and assumed I’d abandoned ship and it needed to trigger an emergency stop.
Thankfully we finally got away from those obvious and easy to use levers… you know, the one’s on the column with detents and an obvious pointer to the gear? We are so fortunate now to have spiffy and decorative knobs that are the exact same tactile feel and shape as the radio and A/C knobs. Because it’s much more important to look neato and cool than to have safe and familiar functionality. And if Stellantis sacrifices a lot of people and even a beloved Star Trek actor to their fashion-driven gear selectors, it’s just the price we have to pay for shiny things, right? /s
Quotes from the link above (bolding mine):
Unlike traditional gear selectors which shift forwards and backwards, the units in the 2015 Jeep that killed Yelchin operate electronically, sending a signal to the vehicle’s transmission and returning to a center rest position. This can make it confusing for drivers used to traditional gear selectors to tell right away whether the vehicle is in park, neutral, or reverse.
…hundreds of crashes and dozens of injuries are also associated with the vehicle. Injuries from the defective Jeep Grand Cherokees include crushed pelvises, broken ribs, ruptured bladder, bone fractures, and internal organ damage.
I don’t know how much of this is law-firm histrionics, or how many of the injuries are due to the “shiny new shifters”, but I’d sure like to spend some quality time (with a cat ‘o’ nine-tails) explaining my position to the moronic dipshits who came up with this abomination.