# Somewhat new member

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/somewhat-new-member/797594>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [September 29, 2017, 3:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/somewhat-new-member/797594 "2017-09-29T15:19:01Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 12\
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**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\
**Post date:** [October 11, 2017, 6:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/somewhat-new-member/797594/61 "2017-10-11T18:11:13Z")

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> [@laurieb](#):
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> My middle name is actually Brenda. 🙂

You’ll always be Laurie Beth to me.🙂

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**Author:** ![laurieb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/51bf81/32.png) [@laurieb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/laurieb)\
**Post date:** [October 11, 2017, 6:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/somewhat-new-member/797594/62 "2017-10-11T18:21:22Z")

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> [@kayaker](#):
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> You’ll always be Laurie Beth to me.🙂

Aww, thanks. 😉

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**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\
**Post date:** [October 12, 2017, 3:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/somewhat-new-member/797594/63 "2017-10-12T03:22:32Z")

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Okay, Beth is one of my favourite names. Now I’ll have a tiny but hopeless Internet crush on **laurieb**.

> [@Yllaria](#):
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> Were you keeping it in the Cooler of Death? What have we told you about that.

We cleaned that out! Honest!

(Or bought a new one. I’ve blanked out the memory.)

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**Author:** ![swampspruce](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampspruce/32/261_2.png) [@swampspruce](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampspruce)\
**Post date:** [October 12, 2017, 3:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/somewhat-new-member/797594/64 "2017-10-12T15:28:47Z")

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I thought we renamed it the Icebox of Darkness… Hi **laurieb** , welcome back! Would you mind showing us how you got out, and back in, exactly? It’s strictly for curiousity’s sake, of course. 🙂

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**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\
**Post date:** [October 12, 2017, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/somewhat-new-member/797594/65 "2017-10-12T20:13:27Z")

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I’m obviously going to have to check our archives. I could have sworn it stayed Cooler . . . and something about the dog eating part of it.

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**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\
**Post date:** [October 12, 2017, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/somewhat-new-member/797594/66 "2017-10-12T20:47:11Z")

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> [@Yllaria](#):
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> I’m obviously going to have to check our archives. I could have sworn it stayed Cooler . . . and something about the dog eating part of it.

[The Cooler of Death](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=177712&highlight=cooler). And a [followup thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=322105).

We in the Initiation Complex had nothing to do with this.

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**Author:** ![glee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b5a626/32.png) [@glee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/glee)\
**Post date:** [October 12, 2017, 10:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/somewhat-new-member/797594/67 "2017-10-12T22:00:08Z")

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Hi laurieb. 🙂

Most of this board is American, but I’m from England.  
Would you like to know about the rules of cricket or what a Yorkshire Pudding is?

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**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\
**Post date:** [October 12, 2017, 10:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/somewhat-new-member/797594/68 "2017-10-12T22:02:51Z")

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> [@glee](#):
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> Hi laurieb. 🙂
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> Most of this board is American, but I’m from England.  
> Would you like to know about the rules of cricket or what a Yorkshire Pudding is?

Yorkshire pudding is good!

I still don’t understand cricket, though, even though my great-grandfather was a well-known player. I was hoping the expertise would be passed down, but no such luck.

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**Author:** ![Tim\_R.Mortiss](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tim_r.mortiss/32/142_2.png) [@Tim\_R.Mortiss](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tim_R.Mortiss)\
**Post date:** [October 12, 2017, 11:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/somewhat-new-member/797594/69 "2017-10-12T23:01:38Z")

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Welcome!

If we ever have another Chicago Dopefest, you can join us.

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**Author:** ![Hari\_Seldon](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hari_seldon/32/5173_2.png) [@Hari\_Seldon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hari_Seldon)\
**Post date:** [October 13, 2017, 1:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/somewhat-new-member/797594/70 "2017-10-13T01:32:00Z")

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> [@AHunter3](#):
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> (emphasis added)
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> Harassers, you mean.
> 
> Yeah, welcome to the dope!

Probably meant hardasses.

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**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\
**Post date:** [October 13, 2017, 3:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/somewhat-new-member/797594/71 "2017-10-13T03:01:23Z")

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> [@Tim\_R.Mortiss](#):
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> If we ever have another Chicago Dopefest, you can join us.

Have they again become allowed? I thought I was part of how they got banned. 😉

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**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\
**Post date:** [October 13, 2017, 3:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/somewhat-new-member/797594/72 "2017-10-13T03:12:57Z")

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laurieb, you seem nice. Maybe too nice for these here parts…

Oh, hell. I’m bored, single, and undesireable: [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=20535877#post20535877](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=20535877#post20535877)

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