# Son of a bitch! I'm addicted to lolcatz.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-a-bitch-im-addicted-to-lolcatz/414592>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [August 6, 2007, 6:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-a-bitch-im-addicted-to-lolcatz/414592 "2007-08-06T06:41:45Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![dnooman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/839c29/32.png) [@dnooman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dnooman)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2007, 4:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-a-bitch-im-addicted-to-lolcatz/414592/41 "2007-08-07T04:22:12Z")

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[QUOTE=jayjay]  
I made [this one](http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v163/jayjaybear/oscarlol.jpg) before I saw I Can Has Cheezburger’s [take on it](http://icanhascheezburger.com/?s=sykik)…  
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Classic.

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**Author:** ![Lsura](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7993a0/32.png) [@Lsura](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lsura)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2007, 4:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-a-bitch-im-addicted-to-lolcatz/414592/42 "2007-08-07T04:28:13Z")

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Not only did I get sucked into the lolcatz, I soon found that they were nothing compared to [LOLHoff](http://www.smartbitchestrashybooks.com/index.php/weblog/lolhoff_a_contest_of_hofftastic_awesomeness/). (read the comments for the reader submissions).

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**Author:** ![BraheSilver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ecccb3/32.png) [@BraheSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BraheSilver)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2007, 4:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-a-bitch-im-addicted-to-lolcatz/414592/43 "2007-08-07T04:48:50Z")

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[QUOTE=Gengis]  
Oh - thank you! I think I hurt myself laughing. Brilliant!

My all time [favorite.](http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/05/02/nom-nom-nom/)  
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Ye gods… Someone sent me that picture on my birthday!

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**Author:** ![BooBoo316](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e0b2c6/32.png) [@BooBoo316](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BooBoo316)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2007, 5:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-a-bitch-im-addicted-to-lolcatz/414592/44 "2007-08-07T05:34:58Z")

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[This one](http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/01/13/jesus-christ-its-a-lion/) always cracks me up.

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**Author:** ![BooBoo316](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e0b2c6/32.png) [@BooBoo316](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BooBoo316)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2007, 5:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-a-bitch-im-addicted-to-lolcatz/414592/45 "2007-08-07T05:50:19Z")

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Missed the edit window looking for a couple more that I really like. This [one](http://s198.photobucket.com/albums/aa108/BooBoo316_photos/?action=view&current=cunt.jpg) is a pretty good example of my wife while driving. [This one](http://s198.photobucket.com/albums/aa108/BooBoo316_photos/?action=view&current=techsupport.jpg) is my background right now.

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**Author:** ![Askance](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/askance/32/8281_2.png) [@Askance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Askance)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2007, 6:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-a-bitch-im-addicted-to-lolcatz/414592/46 "2007-08-07T06:37:46Z")

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To show how far this perversion of all that’s natural, good and holy has spread, here’s [LoLBGG](http://www.boardgamegeek.com/geeklist/22442/item/441871) (BoardGameGeek).

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**Author:** ![dnooman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/839c29/32.png) [@dnooman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dnooman)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2007, 6:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-a-bitch-im-addicted-to-lolcatz/414592/47 "2007-08-07T06:54:06Z")

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[QUOTE=Askance]  
To show how far this perversion of all that’s natural, good and holy has spread, here’s [LoLBGG](http://www.boardgamegeek.com/geeklist/22442/item/441871) (BoardGameGeek).  
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Um… what?

That site could have been in Mandarin and would have made more sense to me.

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**Author:** ![Unauthorized\_Cinnamon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/bc8723/32.png) [@Unauthorized\_Cinnamon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Unauthorized_Cinnamon)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2007, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-a-bitch-im-addicted-to-lolcatz/414592/48 "2007-08-07T16:52:59Z")

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[QUOTE=dnooman]  
“I can has vegetation?” That was great. I can only hope that there will be an upcoming Google hack that will LOL every page. GoogLOL?  
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There’s a wiki to lolcat-ize the bible:  
[http://www.lolcatbible.com/index.php/Job\_One](http://www.lolcatbible.com/index.php/Job_One)

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**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2007, 11:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-a-bitch-im-addicted-to-lolcatz/414592/49 "2007-08-07T23:26:31Z")

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[QUOTE=dnooman]  
Son of a bitch! I’m addicted to lolcatz.  
Why? WHY?  
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Damn you dnooman. Damn you I say. You forced me to go through that whole archive and email links to people while giggling.

Damn you.

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**Author:** ![BiblioCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ed8c4c/32.png) [@BiblioCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BiblioCat)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2007, 11:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-a-bitch-im-addicted-to-lolcatz/414592/50 "2007-08-07T23:54:21Z")

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And of course to make it complete, there’s [LOLpresidents.](http://www.lolpresidents.com/index.pl?x=20070801134709&a=n)

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**Author:** ![Lsura](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7993a0/32.png) [@Lsura](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lsura)\
**Post date:** [August 8, 2007, 1:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-a-bitch-im-addicted-to-lolcatz/414592/51 "2007-08-08T01:05:52Z")

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[QUOTE=BiblioCat]  
And of course to make it complete, there’s [LOLpresidents.](http://www.lolpresidents.com/index.pl?x=20070801134709&a=n)  
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[This submission?](http://lolpresident.com/2007/06/13/peekaboo/). Was mine.  
ETA: just realized that BiblioCat’s is a different LOLPresident site than mine.

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**Author:** ![Ferret\_Herder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e47774/32.png) [@Ferret\_Herder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferret_Herder)\
**Post date:** [August 8, 2007, 1:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-a-bitch-im-addicted-to-lolcatz/414592/52 "2007-08-08T01:27:58Z")

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Aside from the Schroedinger’s cat one referenced earlier, I think [this entry](http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/06/12/lolcat-alignright/) is funny and pretty intelligent.

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**Author:** ![jayjay](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jayjay/32/6765_2.png) [@jayjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayjay)\
**Post date:** [August 8, 2007, 1:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-a-bitch-im-addicted-to-lolcatz/414592/53 "2007-08-08T01:31:34Z")

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The only bad thing about I Can Has Cheezburger? is that the message board culture on there runs heavily to lolcatz grammar. I can stand it overlaid on a cute kitteh…er…kitty picture, but in a normal conversational post? DO NOT WANT!

_cough_ Sorry…

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**Author:** ![Morgyn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/morgyn/32/3041_2.png) [@Morgyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgyn)\
**Post date:** [August 8, 2007, 2:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-a-bitch-im-addicted-to-lolcatz/414592/54 "2007-08-08T02:07:58Z")

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You know what we need? We need someone who has gotten the [Bacon Salt](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=429516) and has a cat to put them in a picture together with the cat trying to lick the Bacon Salt and the caption “It haz a flvr”. Two great threads that go great together!

I’ll go hide now.

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**Author:** ![dnooman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/839c29/32.png) [@dnooman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dnooman)\
**Post date:** [August 8, 2007, 2:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-a-bitch-im-addicted-to-lolcatz/414592/55 "2007-08-08T02:18:23Z")

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[QUOTE=Morgyn]  
You know what we need? We need someone who has gotten the [Bacon Salt](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=429516) and has a cat to put them in a picture together with the cat trying to lick the Bacon Salt and the caption “It haz a flvr”. Two great threads that go great together!

I’ll go hide now.  
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I can has bakun salt cheezburger?

Ok, I’ll stop.

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**Author:** ![dnooman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/839c29/32.png) [@dnooman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dnooman)\
**Post date:** [August 8, 2007, 3:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-a-bitch-im-addicted-to-lolcatz/414592/56 "2007-08-08T03:35:04Z")

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If someone made an “i iz berning ur dog” I would make it my wallpaper.

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**Author:** ![SmartAleq](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smartaleq/32/163_2.png) [@SmartAleq](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SmartAleq)\
**Post date:** [August 8, 2007, 3:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-a-bitch-im-addicted-to-lolcatz/414592/57 "2007-08-08T03:48:40Z")

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[This one](http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h16/smartaleq/is-mah-birfday-where-r-caek-dammit.jpg) made me laugh so hard I peed a little… It doesn’t help any that I have a cat who looks so much like the one in the picture it’s uncanny. [This one, though](http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h16/smartaleq/mechanic.jpg) is my all time favorite and I have no idea why!

Lolcatz are teh greatest thing EVAR!

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**Author:** ![SmartAleq](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smartaleq/32/163_2.png) [@SmartAleq](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SmartAleq)\
**Post date:** [August 8, 2007, 3:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-a-bitch-im-addicted-to-lolcatz/414592/58 "2007-08-08T03:57:31Z")

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[Hai! Izn’t u bannded?](http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h16/smartaleq/sbso.jpg)

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**Author:** ![jayjay](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jayjay/32/6765_2.png) [@jayjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayjay)\
**Post date:** [August 8, 2007, 4:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-a-bitch-im-addicted-to-lolcatz/414592/59 "2007-08-08T04:04:59Z")

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[Oh, hai, Opal!](http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v163/jayjaybear/upgraded.jpg)

[1920s-style…well…](http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v163/jayjaybear/deathkitty.jpg)

And a non-Doper related, but seriously geek-related one…

[Look like Gelfling…](http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v163/jayjaybear/aughracat.jpg)

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**Author:** ![Lsura](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7993a0/32.png) [@Lsura](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lsura)\
**Post date:** [August 8, 2007, 4:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-a-bitch-im-addicted-to-lolcatz/414592/60 "2007-08-08T04:10:17Z")

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I admit that I kind of really like the original [lolrus](http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/01/14/i-has-a-bucket/).

Of course, for the catz, I also like [this one](http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/01/14/jabba/), [this one](http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/01/24/ceiling-cat-is-watching-you-masturbate/) (which must be immediately followed by [this one](http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/01/24/omg-ceiling-cat-is-watching-me-masturbate/) ) and many more.

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