# Son of a bitch! I'm addicted to lolcatz.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-a-bitch-im-addicted-to-lolcatz/414592>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [August 6, 2007, 6:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-a-bitch-im-addicted-to-lolcatz/414592 "2007-08-06T06:41:45Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\
**Post date:** [August 8, 2007, 11:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-a-bitch-im-addicted-to-lolcatz/414592/61 "2007-08-08T11:20:17Z")

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I always giggle when I see [this](http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/02/17/drillcat-will-kill-your-family/) one.

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**Author:** ![scareyfaerie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scareyfaerie/32/3135_2.png) [@scareyfaerie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scareyfaerie)\
**Post date:** [August 8, 2007, 12:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-a-bitch-im-addicted-to-lolcatz/414592/62 "2007-08-08T12:00:43Z")

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Oh, stop it! I’ll never get any work done now!

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**Author:** ![Beware\_of\_Doug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/278dde/32.png) [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)\
**Post date:** [August 8, 2007, 1:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-a-bitch-im-addicted-to-lolcatz/414592/63 "2007-08-08T13:20:02Z")

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My [sumbissions](http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1192/1051021364_7cce0fe9d3.jpg) to [LOLPresident](http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1144/1051021380_69a6d675b5.jpg?).

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**Author:** ![FlyingCowOfDoom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/flyingcowofdoom/32/21776_2.png) [@FlyingCowOfDoom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FlyingCowOfDoom)\
**Post date:** [August 8, 2007, 2:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-a-bitch-im-addicted-to-lolcatz/414592/64 "2007-08-08T14:58:49Z")

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Here’s one of my [favorites](http://www.acc.umu.se/~zqad/cats/1161476976-lololmycat2.jpg).

–FCOD

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**Author:** ![lobstermobster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobstermobster/32/10033_2.png) [@lobstermobster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lobstermobster)\
**Post date:** [August 8, 2007, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-a-bitch-im-addicted-to-lolcatz/414592/65 "2007-08-08T17:34:59Z")

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[QUOTE=Beware of Doug]  
I got 42 of the little bastards cycling on my desktop (and no, not [this](http://www.spideysenses.com/wp-content/_invisiblebike.jpg) kinda cycling).  
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WHOAAAAA there are too many things I’m laughing about here. The 42 little bastards. The fact that a grown man keeps 42 little bastards on his computer. The insane invisible bike picture. And one of my LEAST favorite things about SDMB is the horrible nerd puns. Congrats. This one actually made me laugh out loud. I think we’re kindred spirits.

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**Author:** ![elmwood](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmwood/32/3060_2.png) [@elmwood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elmwood)\
**Post date:** [August 8, 2007, 5:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-a-bitch-im-addicted-to-lolcatz/414592/66 "2007-08-08T17:39:31Z")

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My personal favorites:

[Honee?](http://img245.imageshack.us/img245/8718/honeenotnowihasheadachese1.jpg)  
[Mini me](http://img245.imageshack.us/img245/7317/ishallcallhimminimezi4.jpg)  
[You’re adopted!](http://img245.imageshack.us/img245/5057/lolcatsdotcomq0sgjxfx75si6.jpg)  
[Pew pew pew](http://i189.photobucket.com/albums/z166/krmcdonald/LaserCat.jpg)  
[Cookie](http://i189.photobucket.com/albums/z166/krmcdonald/Cookie.jpg)

There’s several lolcat generator sites online now.

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>
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>
> This domain may be for sale!

[http://www.canhaslol.com/](http://www.canhaslol.com/)  
[http://wigflip.com/roflbot](http://wigflip.com/roflbot)

My creation [want cheezburger so much but can’t has](http://img54.imageshack.us/img54/958/jewishcatlq2.jpg).

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**Author:** ![TroubleAgain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e480ec/32.png) [@TroubleAgain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TroubleAgain)\
**Post date:** [August 8, 2007, 5:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-a-bitch-im-addicted-to-lolcatz/414592/67 "2007-08-08T17:53:27Z")

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I love it, Elmwood!

I’ve been looking for one I saw long ago. It showed a kitteh on a tractor and it says “i has lawnmowr ph34r my d33r3” or something like that. It’s funny to me because we have a John Deere mower that Himself _insisted_ we get, but I like using it, so it’s MY deere.

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**Author:** ![lobstermobster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobstermobster/32/10033_2.png) [@lobstermobster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lobstermobster)\
**Post date:** [August 8, 2007, 6:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-a-bitch-im-addicted-to-lolcatz/414592/68 "2007-08-08T18:07:32Z")

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Lobster Mobster to Co-worker: “I’m addicted to lolcats”  
Co-worker to Lobster Mobster (deadpan and without hesitation): “I’m addicted to meth”

Had this been a movie I would have spit out the coffee I was drinking. In real life, I almost gave myself a stroke from laughing.

Seriously though, what is it about these cats. It should be the dumbest most irritating thing in the world but its just so amazing. I don’t like cats! I really need answers. Why are lolcats so amazing. I need graphs! statistics! test tubes! stop watches! whatever it takes to get to the bottom of this phenomenon.

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**Author:** ![Gulo\_gulo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/bcef8e/32.png) [@Gulo\_gulo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gulo_gulo)\
**Post date:** [August 8, 2007, 10:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-a-bitch-im-addicted-to-lolcatz/414592/69 "2007-08-08T22:09:49Z")

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This week’s wallpaper:

[You make kitty scared](http://www.williamandnadia.com/blog/you-make-kitty-scared)

Where are the lolcats shirts, dang it? I’m surprised they’re not popping up all over the place. Yet.

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**Author:** ![Typo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5fc32e/32.png) [@Typo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo)\
**Post date:** [August 8, 2007, 10:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-a-bitch-im-addicted-to-lolcatz/414592/70 "2007-08-08T22:15:01Z")

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Sighhhh…as if lurking at the SD didn’t soak up enough of my work time, now y’all have turned me onto lolcatz (but also Bacon Salt so I guess it evens out). Add me to the “mystified but ensnared” crowd. The “two threads that go great together”…genius.

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**Author:** ![ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e9bcb4/32.png) [@ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies)\
**Post date:** [August 9, 2007, 2:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-a-bitch-im-addicted-to-lolcatz/414592/71 "2007-08-09T02:26:57Z")

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I am a lolcat (and bacon salt) fan.

Between work and playing in Mafia V, I managed to try and upload my first attempt at lolcatery to a couple of the sites, but they don’t seem to be in any hurry. So I put it on my (brand-spanking new and therefor pathetic and bereft of interesting content) [blog](http://rabidrenaissance.com/blog/2007/08/09/welcome-to-the-family-willow-heres-your-lolcat/) .

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**Author:** ![ZipperJJ](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zipperjj/32/211_2.png) [@ZipperJJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ZipperJJ)\
**Post date:** [August 9, 2007, 3:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-a-bitch-im-addicted-to-lolcatz/414592/72 "2007-08-09T03:50:19Z")

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I’m sittin here listening to the Indians game and it’s in the 13th inning or so and I was bored so I looked at ALL OF ICANHAZCHEEZBURGER dotcom.

I am trying really really hard to post in English now…that lolcat grammar is just so…I dunno…addicting?

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**Author:** ![Eyebrows\_0f\_Doom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eyebrows_0f_doom/32/3119_2.png) [@Eyebrows\_0f\_Doom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eyebrows_0f_Doom)\
**Post date:** [August 9, 2007, 6:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-a-bitch-im-addicted-to-lolcatz/414592/73 "2007-08-09T06:29:59Z")

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[QUOTE=RedSwinglineOne]  
Hundreds of cat pictures [here.](http://www.acc.umu.se/~zqad/cats/index.html)  
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What’s with the bizarre section of racist/anti-semitic/anti-gay ones that suddenly starts halfway down the page? I wouldn’t normally associate lolcatz w/ neo-nazis. 😕

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**Author:** ![dnooman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/839c29/32.png) [@dnooman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dnooman)\
**Post date:** [August 9, 2007, 6:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-a-bitch-im-addicted-to-lolcatz/414592/74 "2007-08-09T06:36:51Z")

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[QUOTE=Eyebrows 0f Doom]  
What’s with the bizarre section of racist/anti-semitic/anti-gay ones that suddenly starts halfway down the page? I wouldn’t normally associate lolcatz w/ neo-nazis. 😕  
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That was disturbing. DO NOT WANT!

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**Author:** ![Arabella\_Flynn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8491ac/32.png) [@Arabella\_Flynn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arabella_Flynn)\
**Post date:** [August 9, 2007, 6:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-a-bitch-im-addicted-to-lolcatz/414592/75 "2007-08-09T06:47:54Z")

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[I CAN HATH CHEEZBURGER? - Geoffrey Chaucer](http://houseoffame.blogspot.com/2007/05/i-can-hath-cheezburger.html) - LOLPilgrims  
[http://www.dashes.com/anil/2007/04/cats-can-has-gr.html](http://www.dashes.com/anil/2007/04/cats-can-has-gr.html) - Cats can has grammar!

Both of these make all the linguists I know die laughing.

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**Author:** ![dnooman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/839c29/32.png) [@dnooman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dnooman)\
**Post date:** [August 9, 2007, 6:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-a-bitch-im-addicted-to-lolcatz/414592/76 "2007-08-09T06:53:32Z")

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[QUOTE=YumemiSama]  
[I CAN HATH CHEEZBURGER? - Geoffrey Chaucer](http://houseoffame.blogspot.com/2007/05/i-can-hath-cheezburger.html) - LOLPilgrims  
[http://www.dashes.com/anil/2007/04/cats-can-has-gr.html](http://www.dashes.com/anil/2007/04/cats-can-has-gr.html) - Cats can has grammar!

Both of these make all the linguists I know die laughing.  
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I can use gerund?

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**Author:** ![Lionne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Lionne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lionne)\
**Post date:** [August 10, 2007, 2:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-a-bitch-im-addicted-to-lolcatz/414592/77 "2007-08-10T14:35:01Z")

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My new favourite!

> **[I Can Has Cheezburger?](https://icanhas.cheezburger.com/)**
>
> World's largest collection of cat memes and other animals

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**Author:** ![FaerieBeth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e95f7d/32.png) [@FaerieBeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FaerieBeth)\
**Post date:** [August 10, 2007, 3:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-a-bitch-im-addicted-to-lolcatz/414592/78 "2007-08-10T15:05:43Z")

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I had never heard of LoLCatz until today. Then I clicked the link, flipped though some of the pictures, saw [this](http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/01/14/i-has-a-bucket/), and laughed until my eyes watered.  
I will hold you all resposible for this. ZOMG! U Peeplz Suck! 😛

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**Author:** ![FlyingCowOfDoom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/flyingcowofdoom/32/21776_2.png) [@FlyingCowOfDoom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FlyingCowOfDoom)\
**Post date:** [August 10, 2007, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-a-bitch-im-addicted-to-lolcatz/414592/79 "2007-08-10T16:40:41Z")

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It’s not a cat, but this one cracks me up: [My Fav Snak!](http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1417/575140678_ffbabcb7ff.jpg?v=0)

–FCOD

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**Author:** ![Kyla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/eada6e/32.png) [@Kyla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kyla)\
**Post date:** [August 10, 2007, 4:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-a-bitch-im-addicted-to-lolcatz/414592/80 "2007-08-10T16:50:00Z")

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[This](http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/07/28/kitteh-has-broken-an-axle/) is my current favorite. Possibly you had to have grown up in the 80s to get it.

I dunno why, but I find LOLPresidents even funnier than the LOLcats. [This one](http://lolpresident.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/05/clinton_laughing1.jpg) totally cracked me up.

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