# SON of a . . . SEA SERPENT! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 18, 2008, 9:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-a-sea-serpent/441753 "2008-03-18T09:20:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Koxinga](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/4af34b/32.png) [@Koxinga](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Koxinga)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2008, 9:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-a-sea-serpent/441753/1 "2008-03-18T09:20:00Z")
Ohhh, mother . . . McCREE! Fudge! Shoot! Jeezum Crow! Well, GOD . . . BLESS AMERICA! ---
**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2008, 9:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-a-sea-serpent/441753/2 "2008-03-18T09:38:36Z")
Dag nabbit. I’m as confused as all get out. ---
**Author:** ![OtakuLoki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ac8455/32.png) [@OtakuLoki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OtakuLoki)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2008, 9:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-a-sea-serpent/441753/3 "2008-03-18T09:46:36Z")
Hoover! ---
**Author:** ![brujaja](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4af34b/32.png) [@brujaja](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brujaja)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2008, 9:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-a-sea-serpent/441753/4 "2008-03-18T09:47:14Z")
Shiitake! H-E-doubletoothpicks! Criminey sakes! ---
**Author:** ![Unintentionally\_Blank](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/unintentionally_blank/32/5418_2.png) [@Unintentionally\_Blank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Unintentionally_Blank)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2008, 11:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-a-sea-serpent/441753/5 "2008-03-18T11:15:46Z")
Cripes! ---
**Author:** ![Rilchiam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/2bfe46/32.png) [@Rilchiam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rilchiam)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2008, 11:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-a-sea-serpent/441753/6 "2008-03-18T11:38:29Z")
Fuddrucker’s! Son of a biscuit! ---
**Author:** ![gwendee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/35a633/32.png) [@gwendee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gwendee)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2008, 11:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-a-sea-serpent/441753/7 "2008-03-18T11:46:03Z")
Crop dusting monkey humpers! ---
**Author:** ![Cheez\_Whia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/d26b3c/32.png) [@Cheez\_Whia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cheez_Whia)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2008, 12:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-a-sea-serpent/441753/8 "2008-03-18T12:31:00Z")
Darn you to heck! ---
**Author:** ![RealityChuck](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/realitychuck/32/195_2.png) [@RealityChuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RealityChuck)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2008, 12:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-a-sea-serpent/441753/9 "2008-03-18T12:35:18Z")
Funny you’re mentioning a sea serpent in a board devoted to Cecil. Gee whiz! ---
**Author:** ![Paul\_in\_Qatar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ccd318/32.png) [@Paul\_in\_Qatar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Paul_in_Qatar)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2008, 12:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-a-sea-serpent/441753/10 "2008-03-18T12:43:30Z")
Jeepers! Jimney Cricket! (I have always heard “Son of a Sea Cook!”) ---
**Author:** ![JustThinkin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f0a364/32.png) [@JustThinkin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JustThinkin)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2008, 12:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-a-sea-serpent/441753/11 "2008-03-18T12:56:40Z")
well cheese louise and quiche lorraine! ---
**Author:** ![bannerrefugee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/c68b51/32.png) [@bannerrefugee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bannerrefugee)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2008, 1:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-a-sea-serpent/441753/12 "2008-03-18T13:30:24Z")
Gads Holy Mackrel ---
**Author:** ![hotflungwok](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/edb3f5/32.png) [@hotflungwok](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hotflungwok)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2008, 1:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-a-sea-serpent/441753/13 "2008-03-18T13:35:44Z")
Yeah, I remember my first joint. Holy Neptune’s Barnacled Butt! ---
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2008, 1:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-a-sea-serpent/441753/14 "2008-03-18T13:47:33Z")
Fuck you. ---
**Author:** ![h.sapiens](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e0b2c6/32.png) [@h.sapiens](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/h.sapiens)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2008, 1:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-a-sea-serpent/441753/15 "2008-03-18T13:54:13Z")
Cheese and crackers! ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2008, 2:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-a-sea-serpent/441753/16 "2008-03-18T14:10:14Z")
Futher mucker! ---
**Author:** ![Mama\_Zappa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/71e660/32.png) [@Mama\_Zappa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mama_Zappa)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2008, 2:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-a-sea-serpent/441753/17 "2008-03-18T14:29:56Z")
Golly! Bad Word!!! I actually yelled that while on the table during the caesarian delivery of my younger child when, well, the epidural didn’t work as well as it should have… ---
**Author:** ![OtakuLoki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ac8455/32.png) [@OtakuLoki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OtakuLoki)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2008, 2:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-a-sea-serpent/441753/18 "2008-03-18T14:33:10Z")
Yuck Fu! It’s the art of self-defense using processed pork products, aka Spam Fu ---
**Author:** ![Cluricaun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bb73d2/32.png) [@Cluricaun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cluricaun)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2008, 2:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-a-sea-serpent/441753/19 "2008-03-18T14:38:10Z")
Well for crying out loud you fellows have some course language. Jeez um Pete. ---
**Author:** ![Mama\_Tiger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/6de8d8/32.png) [@Mama\_Tiger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mama_Tiger)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2008, 2:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-a-sea-serpent/441753/20 "2008-03-18T14:45:46Z")
Aah, phooey. Why don’t you all just go defenestrate yourselves? [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-a-sea-serpent/441753.md?page=2)