# SON of a . . . SEA SERPENT! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 18, 2008, 9:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-a-sea-serpent/441753 "2008-03-18T09:20:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![RealityChuck](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/realitychuck/32/195_2.png) [@RealityChuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RealityChuck)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2008, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-a-sea-serpent/441753/21 "2008-03-18T15:47:55Z")
Oh, pshaw. ---
**Author:** ![Yorikke](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yorikke/32/4335_2.png) [@Yorikke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yorikke)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2008, 4:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-a-sea-serpent/441753/22 "2008-03-18T16:19:43Z")
GOD… bless a milk cow. Joe ---
**Author:** ![Vorpal\_Blade](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/9de0a6/32.png) [@Vorpal\_Blade](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vorpal_Blade)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2008, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-a-sea-serpent/441753/23 "2008-03-18T16:20:13Z")
God’s Pulsing Cock! ---
**Author:** ![UncaStuart](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/uncastuart/32/404_2.png) [@UncaStuart](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncaStuart)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2008, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-a-sea-serpent/441753/24 "2008-03-18T16:25:58Z")
Aw sugar! ---
**Author:** ![JThunder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e95f7d/32.png) [@JThunder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JThunder)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2008, 4:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-a-sea-serpent/441753/25 "2008-03-18T16:27:35Z")
Troglodyte! Blackguard! Montebank! Billions and billions of blue blistering barnacles! ---
**Author:** ![Argent\_Towers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e8c25b/32.png) [@Argent\_Towers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Argent_Towers)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2008, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-a-sea-serpent/441753/26 "2008-03-18T16:29:14Z")
Good NIGHT! ---
**Author:** ![ZipperJJ](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zipperjj/32/211_2.png) [@ZipperJJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ZipperJJ)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2008, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-a-sea-serpent/441753/27 "2008-03-18T16:46:43Z")
Notafingah! ---
**Author:** ![Silver\_Tyger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/fbc32d/32.png) [@Silver\_Tyger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Tyger)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2008, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-a-sea-serpent/441753/28 "2008-03-18T16:59:43Z")
BLEEP! (I actually use that) Fudge monkeys! Nut bunnies! Shikt! ---
**Author:** ![Noelq](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/noelq/32/16438_2.png) [@Noelq](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Noelq)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2008, 5:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-a-sea-serpent/441753/29 "2008-03-18T17:09:13Z")
Frazzlerats! Frell! Frack you! Consarn it! Zeus! ---
**Author:** ![WordMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e8c25b/32.png) [@WordMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WordMan)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2008, 5:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-a-sea-serpent/441753/30 "2008-03-18T17:13:13Z")
No, no, no - where are the really silly, strung-out ones? Something like: - Well, paint my butt, flip me over and use me for target practice! (the visual offered by this person of Southern heritage who stated this was not compelling) - Jesus Christ on crutches! You know - those really long ones that make no sense but are hilarious - anyone got some o’ those? PS: oh, and as aside, I have always been fond of an authoritative “rats!” ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2008, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-a-sea-serpent/441753/31 "2008-03-18T17:29:38Z")
[Poltroon!](http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/poltroon)[Jackanapes!](http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/jackanapes)[Horsefeathers!](http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/horse_feathers) ---
**Author:** ![lightingtool](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/57b2e6/32.png) [@lightingtool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lightingtool)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2008, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-a-sea-serpent/441753/32 "2008-03-18T18:08:20Z")
Well, bathe me in pig slop, slap garlic between my toes and call me stinky! (I used to know an older guy who said that.) ---
**Author:** ![Labtrash](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/labtrash/32/528_2.png) [@Labtrash](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Labtrash)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2008, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-a-sea-serpent/441753/33 "2008-03-18T18:15:53Z")
Sweet Zombie Jesus ! ---
**Author:** ![ArrMatey](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/arrmatey/32/3522_2.png) [@ArrMatey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ArrMatey)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2008, 7:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-a-sea-serpent/441753/34 "2008-03-18T19:22:04Z")
Sweet-and-sour Jesus! (Said in a Champions campaign by the villain just before his own malfunctioning surface-to-air missile impacted into him. For some reason, it had me rolling.) ---
**Author:** ![h.sapiens](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e0b2c6/32.png) [@h.sapiens](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/h.sapiens)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2008, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-a-sea-serpent/441753/35 "2008-03-18T19:26:47Z")
Barnacles! ---
**Author:** ![Madd\_Maxx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Madd\_Maxx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Madd_Maxx)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2008, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-a-sea-serpent/441753/36 "2008-03-18T19:39:36Z")
My 6 year old daughter uses “aw, poofy” as her curse. I have also been known to use “aw, poofy” on occasion. ---
**Author:** ![Derleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Derleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Derleth)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2008, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-a-sea-serpent/441753/37 "2008-03-18T19:46:05Z")
[What a gosh-darned cunt.](http://www.xkcd.com/75/) > [@ZipperJJ](#): > > Notafingah! This one. This one got me lo, these many months after having seen the movie last. I can still hear the voice, and see the soft glow of electric sex. ---
**Author:** ![Kythereia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e8c25b/32.png) [@Kythereia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kythereia)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2008, 7:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-a-sea-serpent/441753/38 "2008-03-18T19:52:10Z")
Shitzu! (or Shittake!) Frakking frakkity frak! ---
**Author:** ![dactylic\_hexameter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d26b3c/32.png) [@dactylic\_hexameter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dactylic_hexameter)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2008, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-a-sea-serpent/441753/39 "2008-03-18T20:09:19Z")
Christ on a bike! That really burns my onion! also Oh for crying in the cornsakes! (said in a thick Minn-eh-s00dah or Fargo, ND accent) ---
**Author:** ![SkipMagic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skipmagic/32/20706_2.png) [@SkipMagic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SkipMagic)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2008, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-a-sea-serpent/441753/40 "2008-03-18T20:16:28Z")
We look forward to **Return of SON of a… SEA SERPENT!** where we’re given a clue as to what the thread is about. 😃 (No, this is not an invitation to start a joke thread with that name.) [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-a-sea-serpent/441753.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-a-sea-serpent/441753.md?page=3)