# SON of a . . . SEA SERPENT! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 18, 2008, 9:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-a-sea-serpent/441753 "2008-03-18T09:20:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![SkipMagic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skipmagic/32/20706_2.png) [@SkipMagic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SkipMagic)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2008, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-a-sea-serpent/441753/41 "2008-03-18T21:11:04Z")
I shouldn’t mod on so little sleep. As someone was kind enough to point out to me, this thread is about non-offensive cursing, and isn’t another example of an OP who didn’t explain himself. Mucho apologies. Please continue. ---
**Author:** ![bannerrefugee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/c68b51/32.png) [@bannerrefugee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bannerrefugee)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2008, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-a-sea-serpent/441753/42 "2008-03-18T21:25:32Z")
[QUOTE=SkipMagic] I shouldn’t mod on so little sleep. As someone was kind enough to point out to me, this thread is about non-offensive cursing, and isn’t another example of an OP who didn’t explain himself. Mucho apologies. Please continue. [/QUOTE] Christ on a cracker you must need some shoteye ---
**Author:** ![Unintentionally\_Blank](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/unintentionally_blank/32/5418_2.png) [@Unintentionally\_Blank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Unintentionally_Blank)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2008, 9:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-a-sea-serpent/441753/43 "2008-03-18T21:49:35Z")
[QUOTE=SkipMagic] I shouldn’t mod on so little sleep. As someone was kind enough to point out to me, this thread is about non-offensive cursing, and isn’t another example of an OP who didn’t explain himself. Mucho apologies. Please continue. [/QUOTE] Well **crunklethump!** ---
**Author:** ![JThunder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e95f7d/32.png) [@JThunder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JThunder)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2008, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-a-sea-serpent/441753/44 "2008-03-18T21:58:33Z")
Sweet Christmas, man. Don’t be so jumpy. ---
**Author:** ![teela\_brown](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/d9b06d/32.png) [@teela\_brown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/teela_brown)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2008, 10:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-a-sea-serpent/441753/45 "2008-03-18T22:03:38Z")
GODfrey Daniel! ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2008, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-a-sea-serpent/441753/46 "2008-03-18T22:13:00Z")
Moo-shoo gai-pan! Don’t be such a dimwiddy! ---
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2008, 10:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-a-sea-serpent/441753/47 "2008-03-18T22:31:06Z")
Son of a … BACHELOR! Muffin fudger! Geeze, these crackers got all muddy. Got dandruff and some of it itches! Lunch packin’ son of a beach! ---
**Author:** ![OtakuLoki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ac8455/32.png) [@OtakuLoki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OtakuLoki)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2008, 10:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-a-sea-serpent/441753/48 "2008-03-18T22:32:31Z")
My virgin grandmother! ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2008, 10:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-a-sea-serpent/441753/49 "2008-03-18T22:48:01Z")
[QUOTE=cochrane] Geeze, these crackers got all muddy. [/QUOTE] Cheese 'n rice all muddy, that’s close to our family variant. ---
**Author:** ![Omegaman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/e480ec/32.png) [@Omegaman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omegaman)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2008, 1:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-a-sea-serpent/441753/50 "2008-03-19T01:55:20Z")
Wot n’ a great hairy Zeus! ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2008, 1:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-a-sea-serpent/441753/51 "2008-03-19T01:57:15Z")
F\*\*kin’…FARMER! (props to my dad) ---
**Author:** ![lizardling](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f4b2a3/32.png) [@lizardling](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lizardling)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2008, 2:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-a-sea-serpent/441753/52 "2008-03-19T02:05:26Z")
[QUOTE=JThunder] Troglodyte! Blackguard! Montebank! Billions and billions of blue blistering barnacles! [/QUOTE] Thundering typhoons! Seventy thousand suffering samurais! Gods below! Oh for crying out loud! OH my… _pregnant pause_ god! ---
**Author:** ![Civil\_Guy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/d78d45/32.png) [@Civil\_Guy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Civil_Guy)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2008, 2:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-a-sea-serpent/441753/53 "2008-03-19T02:32:11Z")
Hoe…ly Mackeral! What a farking maroon! Son of a Gun! Jimminy Christmas! And from the comic strip _Get Fuzzy!_ these last few days: Exclamation point! Asterisk! Star! Pound sign! Exclamation point! ---
**Author:** ![blondebear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blondebear/32/1022_2.png) [@blondebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blondebear)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2008, 2:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-a-sea-serpent/441753/54 "2008-03-19T02:35:59Z")
So help me Hanna… ---
**Author:** ![thirdwarning](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ecccb3/32.png) [@thirdwarning](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thirdwarning)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2008, 2:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-a-sea-serpent/441753/55 "2008-03-19T02:44:43Z")
Heavens to Betsy Hannah! ---
**Author:** ![Koxinga](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/4af34b/32.png) [@Koxinga](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Koxinga)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2008, 3:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-a-sea-serpent/441753/56 "2008-03-19T03:10:01Z")
You are all a bunch of farging ice holes. ---
**Author:** ![Dung\_Beetle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dung_beetle/32/7945_2.png) [@Dung\_Beetle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dung_Beetle)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2008, 1:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-a-sea-serpent/441753/57 "2008-03-19T13:22:50Z")
Smucking poophead! _is pelted with dusty-but-otherwise-mint-condition copies of Lisey’s Story_ ---
**Author:** ![mmouse9799](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c2a13f/32.png) [@mmouse9799](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mmouse9799)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2008, 1:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-a-sea-serpent/441753/58 "2008-03-19T13:28:26Z")
Cotton Frickin’ Fiddlesticks. ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2008, 2:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-a-sea-serpent/441753/59 "2008-03-19T14:56:42Z")
KNUCKLEHEADS!!! (my personal favorite driving curse) Sons-a-bitchin’ BUMPUSES!! ---
**Author:** ![UncleRojelio](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/unclerojelio/32/3160_2.png) [@UncleRojelio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleRojelio)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2008, 3:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-a-sea-serpent/441753/60 "2008-03-19T15:01:39Z")
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