# Son of Sequential Threads, Part II, From Space **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 11, 2009, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-sequential-threads-part-ii-from-space/489098 "2009-03-11T17:27:25Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2009, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-sequential-threads-part-ii-from-space/489098/1 "2009-03-11T17:27:25Z")
\*\*Moving on after losing your great dog I couldn’t hold out any longer. I got another dog. \*\* ---
**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2009, 5:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-sequential-threads-part-ii-from-space/489098/2 "2009-03-12T05:58:44Z")
**Mass hysteria in central America There’s a whale in the harbor!** “_La ballena! La ballena!_ Oh, God, we’re doomed! Run for your lives! Take the children and get as far inland as you can! _La ballena!_” ---
**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2009, 2:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-sequential-threads-part-ii-from-space/489098/3 "2009-03-12T14:38:26Z")
\*\*Quick! I have Elephant Garlic! What should I do with it? I Inherited a Roasting Pan - What Do I Do With It? \*\* You always could try roasting the garlic in the pan. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2009, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-sequential-threads-part-ii-from-space/489098/4 "2009-03-12T15:31:50Z")
\*\*Shooting at school in Southern Germany My Fiancee Just Shot Herself In The Face [TMI] \*\* Ewwww… ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2009, 4:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-sequential-threads-part-ii-from-space/489098/5 "2009-03-12T16:02:13Z")
\*\* Bristol and Levi break up! So, your baby is a demon. Literally. Now What? \*\* You break up ---
**Author:** ![Anne\_Neville](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Anne\_Neville](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anne_Neville)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2009, 6:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-sequential-threads-part-ii-from-space/489098/6 "2009-03-12T18:46:36Z")
\*\*What are your real-life catch phrases? My Fiancee Just Shot Herself in the Face[TMI]\*\* That’s an… unusual… catch phrase. ---
**Author:** ![Justin\_Credible](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a8b319/32.png) [@Justin\_Credible](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Justin_Credible)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2009, 2:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-sequential-threads-part-ii-from-space/489098/7 "2009-03-13T02:13:11Z")
This one from GQ is funny to me: \*\*Are There Any Nomads Left? Can someone explain monads to me like I’m an idiot?\*\* Okay, idiot, first off it’s “nomads.” ---
**Author:** ![Anne\_Neville](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Anne\_Neville](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anne_Neville)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2009, 12:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-sequential-threads-part-ii-from-space/489098/8 "2009-03-13T12:56:10Z")
**Vampires and… SD Job Seekers Support Group** But does the combined support group have any unemployed Doper vampires? **What’s the worst predicament your pet has gotten into? Drinking in the dorms** ---
**Author:** ![Anne\_Neville](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Anne\_Neville](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anne_Neville)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2009, 4:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-sequential-threads-part-ii-from-space/489098/9 "2009-03-13T16:41:49Z")
\*\*Weirdest/most interesting school assignment Drinking in the dorms\*\* ---
**Author:** ![whiterabbit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/cab0a1/32.png) [@whiterabbit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/whiterabbit)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2009, 5:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-sequential-threads-part-ii-from-space/489098/10 "2009-03-13T17:05:45Z")
**Threads you were going to start but decided not to** **My Fiancee Just Shot Herself In The Face [TMI]** Really, you should have stopped at “decided not to.” Ewww. (I do love a good TMI thread, though.) ---
**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2009, 10:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-sequential-threads-part-ii-from-space/489098/11 "2009-03-13T22:12:44Z")
\*\*Secret messages to your SO… Your SO is asleep… now what? \*\* Next time, don’t make the message so boring. ---
**Author:** ![Scarlett67](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scarlett67/32/7387_2.png) [@Scarlett67](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scarlett67)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2009, 1:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-sequential-threads-part-ii-from-space/489098/12 "2009-03-14T01:59:11Z")
New Posts: \*\* Things NOT to say or ask in company. Goddamnit, you fucking idiots. Can’t you leave ONE piece of pristine forest alone?!\*\* Well, yeah, that’s pretty rude. ---
**Author:** ![Electric\_Warrior](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee7513/32.png) [@Electric\_Warrior](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Electric_Warrior)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2009, 2:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-sequential-threads-part-ii-from-space/489098/13 "2009-03-14T02:12:29Z")
**Your SO is asleep… now what? Things NOT to say or ask in company.** Okay, so maybe I just have a dirty mind… ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2009, 4:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-sequential-threads-part-ii-from-space/489098/14 "2009-03-14T16:26:52Z")
\*\* Your SO is asleep… now what? Testicle Wrench \*\* Oh, that’s just cruel. And an invitation to payback. ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2009, 6:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-sequential-threads-part-ii-from-space/489098/15 "2009-03-14T18:31:01Z")
\*\*And so my aunt takes another downward turn. Shooting at school in Southern Germany \*\* Turned to a life of crime? ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2009, 11:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-sequential-threads-part-ii-from-space/489098/16 "2009-03-15T23:41:39Z")
\*\*I’ve Been Hit By a Drunk Driver On this date: Life sucked \*\* Yup, I guess it would. ---
**Author:** ![Anne\_Neville](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Anne\_Neville](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anne_Neville)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2009, 2:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-sequential-threads-part-ii-from-space/489098/17 "2009-03-16T14:14:58Z")
\*\*What’s Tucker Carlson trying to do? Freezing chicken?\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2009, 10:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-sequential-threads-part-ii-from-space/489098/18 "2009-03-16T22:48:52Z")
\*\*It’s the SDMB Weight Loss Thread for March! So, does that mean you’re not buying lunch? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2009, 11:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-sequential-threads-part-ii-from-space/489098/19 "2009-03-16T23:31:23Z")
\*\*HELP! Baby Crying. Forgetting an infant in a car \*\* :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2009, 12:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-sequential-threads-part-ii-from-space/489098/20 "2009-03-17T00:20:54Z")
**Possibly the most clever license plate ever… I’ve Been Hit By a Drunk Driver** [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-sequential-threads-part-ii-from-space/489098.md?page=2)