# Son of Sequential Threads, Part II, From Space

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-sequential-threads-part-ii-from-space/489098>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [March 11, 2009, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-sequential-threads-part-ii-from-space/489098 "2009-03-11T17:27:25Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\
**Post date:** [April 10, 2009, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-sequential-threads-part-ii-from-space/489098/201 "2009-04-10T21:26:18Z")

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**If you had to leave your country, where would you move to?  
The next state to legalize same-sex marriage?**

I assume you’re using the word state to mean nation.

\*\*Question for HR types - interview advice please  
Know how to make soap?  
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Ah, trying to get a job at someplace like Dial or Ivory I take it.

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**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\
**Post date:** [April 11, 2009, 5:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-sequential-threads-part-ii-from-space/489098/202 "2009-04-11T05:25:36Z")

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**RIP Dave Arneson  
Most unforgiveable cheat of a deathtrap in a game.**  
Looks like the guy found it. ☹

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**Author:** ![GESancMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gesancman/32/2923_2.png) [@GESancMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GESancMan)\
**Post date:** [April 11, 2009, 8:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-sequential-threads-part-ii-from-space/489098/203 "2009-04-11T08:15:11Z")

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**Apparently I’m insane  
Things you didn’t know about…you**

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**Author:** ![Rhythmdvl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/85f322/32.png) [@Rhythmdvl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rhythmdvl)\
**Post date:** [April 11, 2009, 4:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-sequential-threads-part-ii-from-space/489098/204 "2009-04-11T16:48:57Z")

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**Why does my nose often run while I defectate?**  
\*\*Jogging Help \*\*

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [April 11, 2009, 6:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-sequential-threads-part-ii-from-space/489098/205 "2009-04-11T18:02:43Z")

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**Kiddy porn in the closet. What NOT to find spring cleaning.  
What incriminating contraband are you carrying?**

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**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\
**Post date:** [April 12, 2009, 8:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-sequential-threads-part-ii-from-space/489098/206 "2009-04-12T08:31:10Z")

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New Posts…  
\*\*Your Great “Oops” Moments…  
Kiddy porn in the closet… \*\*

Oops! Thought I locked that away!:eek:

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**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\
**Post date:** [April 12, 2009, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-sequential-threads-part-ii-from-space/489098/207 "2009-04-12T19:56:10Z")

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\*\*Help! Computer won’t shut down.  
HELP! My break lights don’t work  
\*\*

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**Author:** ![Beware\_of\_Doug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/278dde/32.png) [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)\
**Post date:** [April 12, 2009, 10:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-sequential-threads-part-ii-from-space/489098/208 "2009-04-12T22:45:28Z")

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**What the hell is normal anymore?  
Guns and Silencers**

:eek:

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**Author:** ![Beware\_of\_Doug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/278dde/32.png) [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)\
**Post date:** [April 12, 2009, 11:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-sequential-threads-part-ii-from-space/489098/209 "2009-04-12T23:07:23Z")

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\*\*Godwin’s Exception: When is it okay to name-drop Hitler?  
The Master’s Golf Tournament \*\*

Well, Nick, it looks like Tiger has a real _Mein Kampf_ ahead of him on this next putt…

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**Author:** ![Beware\_of\_Doug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/278dde/32.png) [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)\
**Post date:** [April 12, 2009, 11:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-sequential-threads-part-ii-from-space/489098/210 "2009-04-12T23:53:33Z")

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\*\*Why wink?  
Get to know each other… \*\*

If only it were that easy. 😉

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**Author:** ![GESancMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gesancman/32/2923_2.png) [@GESancMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GESancMan)\
**Post date:** [April 13, 2009, 8:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-sequential-threads-part-ii-from-space/489098/211 "2009-04-13T08:11:09Z")

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**Squeaky beds…  
A renaissance of the feminine arts?**

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**Author:** ![gotpasswords](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c57346/32.png) [@gotpasswords](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gotpasswords)\
**Post date:** [April 13, 2009, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-sequential-threads-part-ii-from-space/489098/212 "2009-04-13T21:55:15Z")

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**If you play it backwards…  
Mel Gibson is getting divorced.**

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**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\
**Post date:** [April 13, 2009, 10:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-sequential-threads-part-ii-from-space/489098/213 "2009-04-13T22:05:59Z")

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\*\*Is it unprofessional for pro orchestra players to sway around during a concert???

If you play it backwards… \*\*

But fowards, swaying is okay.

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**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\
**Post date:** [April 13, 2009, 10:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-sequential-threads-part-ii-from-space/489098/214 "2009-04-13T22:46:19Z")

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\*\*How do I keep birds from nesting in my mailbox?

Werewolves in Spaaace?\*\*

No, it only works if the werewolves are in the mailbox.

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [April 13, 2009, 11:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-sequential-threads-part-ii-from-space/489098/215 "2009-04-13T23:45:01Z")

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\*\*Parental Blunders

Kiddy porn in the closet. What NOT to find spring cleaning.  
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**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\
**Post date:** [April 14, 2009, 4:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-sequential-threads-part-ii-from-space/489098/216 "2009-04-14T04:45:24Z")

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**Furnished? Unfurnished? What’s the usual rental situation where you are?  
There’s Rioting in Our Streets**

Whoa. Perhaps moving somewhere else would be a good idea . . .  
\*\*Navy Seals rescue Cap’t Phillips  
Beagle gets hurt \*\*

But it was a _ **pirate** _ beagle ! You can tell by the [eyepatch](http://shop.cafepress.com/design/15723016).  
\*\*A renaissance of the feminine arts?  
In Which AHunter3, FileMaker geek, learns MySQL and PHP \*\*

I admit, that’s not really what “feminine arts” brings to mind . . .

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**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\
**Post date:** [April 14, 2009, 5:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-sequential-threads-part-ii-from-space/489098/217 "2009-04-14T05:02:40Z")

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\*\*Wild Rumpus at the White House!  
Navy Seals rescue Cap’t Phillips \*\*

The President is a pirate?:eek:

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**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\
**Post date:** [April 14, 2009, 7:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-sequential-threads-part-ii-from-space/489098/218 "2009-04-14T07:00:16Z")

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\*\*Anyone else keep getting automated calls from Cheap Trips dot com?  
Somali pirates - follow the money.  
\*\*

Oh, of course, it all make sense now. Wait, what?

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [April 14, 2009, 1:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-sequential-threads-part-ii-from-space/489098/219 "2009-04-14T13:04:40Z")

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\*\*A Toxic Cloud of Cannabis Smoke?  
Wild Rumpus at the White House!

Oh Midwest, what won’t you turn into a salad  
BIG bugs\*\*

But little bugs are okay.

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**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\
**Post date:** [April 14, 2009, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-sequential-threads-part-ii-from-space/489098/220 "2009-04-14T19:01:38Z")

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In New Posts…

**heterosexual anal sex  
Oh Midwest, what won’t you turn into a salad**

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