# Son of Sequential Threads, Part II, From Space **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 11, 2009, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-sequential-threads-part-ii-from-space/489098 "2009-03-11T17:27:25Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 12
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2009, 4:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-sequential-threads-part-ii-from-space/489098/221 "2009-04-15T16:48:28Z")
**Kiddy porn in the closet. What NOT to find spring cleaning. Young children swallowing inappropriate objects** ---
**Author:** ![Anne\_Neville](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Anne\_Neville](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anne_Neville)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2009, 7:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-sequential-threads-part-ii-from-space/489098/222 "2009-04-15T19:25:16Z")
\*\*Happy Tax Day, y’all Beagle gets hurt\*\* Did the IRS kick your dog because you didn’t pay your taxes? ---
**Author:** ![GESancMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gesancman/32/2923_2.png) [@GESancMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GESancMan)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2009, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-sequential-threads-part-ii-from-space/489098/223 "2009-04-15T19:29:16Z")
Different site, but I found it amusing enough to mention. From Snopes’ What’s New section: **Tsunami Prediction** (15 April 2009) E-rumor claims a solar eclipse will touch off an earthquake and a devastating tsunami on 22 July 2009. **The Death of Common Sense** (14 April 2009) Obituary laments the passing of common sense. ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2009, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-sequential-threads-part-ii-from-space/489098/224 "2009-04-15T19:50:13Z")
\*\*BIG bugs Beagle gets hurt \*\* :eek: If they’re beating up beagles “big” is an understatement ! ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2009, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-sequential-threads-part-ii-from-space/489098/225 "2009-04-16T15:58:50Z")
I’ve been eyeing these two: \*\*Success in the arts without a pretty package. Britain’s Got Talent meets Les Miserables \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Anne\_Neville](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Anne\_Neville](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anne_Neville)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2009, 9:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-sequential-threads-part-ii-from-space/489098/226 "2009-04-16T21:04:38Z")
A threefer: **If the Straight Dope had a theme song… My Auditory Hallucinations We Didn’t Start The Flamewar!** The Straight Dope’s theme song should be We Didn’t Start The Flamewar, as heard in **Quasi** ’s auditory hallucinations. ---
**Author:** ![Anne\_Neville](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Anne\_Neville](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anne_Neville)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2009, 5:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-sequential-threads-part-ii-from-space/489098/227 "2009-04-17T17:31:14Z")
**My two-year-old daughter is reading… The most dangerous things on Earth (according to Mom)** ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2009, 5:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-sequential-threads-part-ii-from-space/489098/228 "2009-04-17T17:51:21Z")
**Newt Gingrich for POTUS in 2012 Afghan womens protests** ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2009, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-sequential-threads-part-ii-from-space/489098/229 "2009-04-17T19:09:41Z")
**A survey to help Jurph get his Master’s Degree Why do people shake their legs while sitting down?** :dubious: Uhm, what are you getting your Master’s Degree in anyway? ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2009, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-sequential-threads-part-ii-from-space/489098/230 "2009-04-17T20:33:28Z")
Don’t think I’ve found one using one of my own titles before, but now we have in GQ: \*\*What was the use for this pond? Male circumcision. \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2009, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-sequential-threads-part-ii-from-space/489098/231 "2009-04-17T20:36:26Z")
or \*\*Oh Midwest, what won’t you turn into a salad Male circumcision.\*\* ---
**Author:** ![GESancMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gesancman/32/2923_2.png) [@GESancMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GESancMan)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2009, 8:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-sequential-threads-part-ii-from-space/489098/232 "2009-04-18T08:14:40Z")
**So, my two-year-old is reading . . . Pythons escape during a flight** Hold it - there was a novelization to that movie? “Jules had had enough. The time had come to put an end to this horror. In a rage, he stood up and declared ‘I’m SICK of these MOTHER…’” Just my opinion, but I’d start the kid of with something a bit lighter, say Dr. Suess. ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2009, 10:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-sequential-threads-part-ii-from-space/489098/233 "2009-04-18T10:15:52Z")
\*\*So I found a vibrator in my hotel room The most dangerous things on Earth(according to Mom) \*\* They are the _devil’s_ playthings, child! :eek: Touch your hoo-hah with one of those and you be going _straight_ to H-E-double hockey sticks! ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2009, 11:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-sequential-threads-part-ii-from-space/489098/234 "2009-04-18T11:59:43Z")
\*\*So I found a vibrator in my hotel room Google is a pervert \*\* Hey; it’s just a free sex toy to help enjoy all the porn that Google helps you find. They know their customers. \*\*Vulcan insults Foreign humor you just don’t get \*\* VERY foreign. \*\*Why are some right wing leaders and spokespeople toying with the idea of civil war? Pirate Bay Found Guilty \*\* So, someone threatens their illegal downloading and it’s war, eh ? ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2009, 10:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-sequential-threads-part-ii-from-space/489098/235 "2009-04-18T22:51:20Z")
\*\*25 and never been in a relationship So I found a vibrator in my hotel room \*\* And now you don’t feel so bad about it 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2009, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-sequential-threads-part-ii-from-space/489098/236 "2009-04-19T02:11:06Z")
**So, my two-year-old is reading . . . Kiddy porn in the closet. What NOT to find spring cleaning.** Um… It’s age-appropriate? ---
**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2009, 2:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-sequential-threads-part-ii-from-space/489098/237 "2009-04-19T14:33:06Z")
\*\* I saw my first dead body today. “Mommy, isn’t he just _dreamy_?”\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2009, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-sequential-threads-part-ii-from-space/489098/238 "2009-04-19T14:52:04Z")
> [@dogbutler](#): > > \*\* I saw my first dead body today. > “Mommy, isn’t he just _dreamy_?”\*\* [The Handsomest Drowned Man In The World](http://iws.ccccd.edu/jmiller/handsome.htm). ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2009, 7:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-sequential-threads-part-ii-from-space/489098/239 "2009-04-20T07:29:11Z")
\*\*URGENT! I need some good LIARS! I saw my first dead body today. \*\* And you need to lie about this because ? I don’t like where this is going . . . \*\*So I found a vibrator in my hotel room I think I can finally breathe… \*\* Hey, if finding a vibrator freaks you out that bad, the problem isn’t the toy. \*\*Those Expensive Clear Soaps-Worth It? The most dangerous things on Earth(according to Mom) \*\* Huh ? MORE contaminated products from China ?! \*\*What’s the Smartest Thing Your Pet Ever Did? A time-traveling, hijacked MMP \*\* Wow, I don’t even know what that IS ! ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2009, 11:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-sequential-threads-part-ii-from-space/489098/240 "2009-04-20T11:23:16Z")
\*\*New tabbeh kitteh OMG! Why are tbey trying to give me a stroke! \*\* It’s what people do, kitty. On account of you being cute and fluffy and all. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-sequential-threads-part-ii-from-space/489098.md?page=11) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-sequential-threads-part-ii-from-space/489098.md?page=13)