# Son of Sequential Threads, Part II, From Space

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-sequential-threads-part-ii-from-space/489098>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [March 11, 2009, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-sequential-threads-part-ii-from-space/489098 "2009-03-11T17:27:25Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [April 20, 2009, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-sequential-threads-part-ii-from-space/489098/241 "2009-04-20T17:04:45Z")

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\*\*Shrieking little kids  
Help me convince my boyfriend to split birth control costs

How would I get you to take off your clothes?  
Vital advice for men regarding sex and candy.\*\*

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [April 20, 2009, 5:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-sequential-threads-part-ii-from-space/489098/242 "2009-04-20T17:55:12Z")

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\*\*Do transgender people have an ethical duty to reveal their history before having sex?  
Is the Peter Principle a real phenomenon?  
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**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\
**Post date:** [April 20, 2009, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-sequential-threads-part-ii-from-space/489098/243 "2009-04-20T17:58:58Z")

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\*\*How would I get you to take off your clothes?

URGENT! I need some good LIARS! \*\*

“I think you’re beautiful and sexy and I want to have a commited relationship with you- honest!”

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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [April 20, 2009, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-sequential-threads-part-ii-from-space/489098/244 "2009-04-20T19:18:12Z")

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**So, my two-year-old is reading . . .  
A disturbing scenario**

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**Author:** ![Anne\_Neville](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Anne\_Neville](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anne_Neville)\
**Post date:** [April 20, 2009, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-sequential-threads-part-ii-from-space/489098/245 "2009-04-20T20:09:01Z")

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**What should I buy at Trader Joe’s?  
Werewolves in Spaaace?**

My Trader Joe’s doesn’t have those. Or wine. Stupid Pennsylvania laws…

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**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\
**Post date:** [April 20, 2009, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-sequential-threads-part-ii-from-space/489098/246 "2009-04-20T20:35:18Z")

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\*\*So I found a vibrator in my hotel room  
OMG! Why are tbey trying to give me a stroke! \*\*

That’s what they’re for…

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**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\
**Post date:** [April 20, 2009, 9:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-sequential-threads-part-ii-from-space/489098/247 "2009-04-20T21:14:51Z")

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**I Saw My First Three Way  
"Mommy, isn’t he just _dreamy_?"**

Wow, that must have been an awkward scene.  
\*\*Parents- what is it that the rest of us can’t understand?  
Shrieking little kids \*\*

Oh, we understand them all right. We just want them to quiet down.  
**So, my two-year-old is reading . . .  
Son of Sequential Threads, Part II, From Space**

But will he/she get the jokes ?

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**Author:** ![Rhythmdvl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/85f322/32.png) [@Rhythmdvl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rhythmdvl)\
**Post date:** [April 20, 2009, 9:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-sequential-threads-part-ii-from-space/489098/248 "2009-04-20T21:43:25Z")

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**Single Chinese male/female ratios now @ 120/100. How will this effect their society?**

\*\*What is the rationale for opposition to same-sex marriage?

\*\*Someone may have the answer …

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**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\
**Post date:** [April 20, 2009, 11:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-sequential-threads-part-ii-from-space/489098/249 "2009-04-20T23:40:09Z")

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\*\*So, my two-year-old is reading . . .  
Unabashed kitty porn. . \*\*

:eek:

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [April 21, 2009, 12:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-sequential-threads-part-ii-from-space/489098/250 "2009-04-21T00:07:19Z")

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**Is There A Limit To A Dog Dug Hole?  
I saw my first dead body today.**

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**Author:** ![Anne\_Neville](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Anne\_Neville](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anne_Neville)\
**Post date:** [April 21, 2009, 12:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-sequential-threads-part-ii-from-space/489098/251 "2009-04-21T00:41:40Z")

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> [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](#):
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> \*\*So, my two-year-old is reading . . .  
> Unabashed kitty porn. . \*\*
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> :eek:

Awwww, little kid reading Cat Fancy… probably with a cat curled up next to them…

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**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\
**Post date:** [April 21, 2009, 12:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-sequential-threads-part-ii-from-space/489098/252 "2009-04-21T12:30:54Z")

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**Unabashed kitty porn. Or, mah kittehs, let me show you them.  
"Mommy, isn’t he just _dreamy_?"**

Showing your children cat porn is a little disturbing. Having it turn them on is MORE disturbing.  
\*\*The Internet and the elderly  
Taboos in the future \*\*

“Stay away from the computer Grandpa ! You know God doesn’t like old people to surf the net !”

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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [April 21, 2009, 12:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-sequential-threads-part-ii-from-space/489098/253 "2009-04-21T12:48:33Z")

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**The cultural downfall of the full size van  
Shrieking little kids**

Sometimes the van’s a-rockin’ because there’s a family of twelve jumping around in it.

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [April 21, 2009, 1:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-sequential-threads-part-ii-from-space/489098/254 "2009-04-21T13:56:00Z")

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\*\*Single Chinese male/female ratios now @ 120/100. How will this effect their society?  
If not Bush, then who?  
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**Author:** ![Polycarp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/82dd89/32.png) [@Polycarp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Polycarp)\
**Post date:** [April 21, 2009, 1:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-sequential-threads-part-ii-from-space/489098/255 "2009-04-21T13:57:21Z")

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In the Pit this morning:

**Moronic Cops!  
Tak the whole f-ing donut!**

Nothing like stereotyping… 😉

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [April 21, 2009, 2:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-sequential-threads-part-ii-from-space/489098/256 "2009-04-21T14:24:45Z")

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\*\*Word Spellings You Hate  
Werewolves in Spaaace?  
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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [April 21, 2009, 5:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-sequential-threads-part-ii-from-space/489098/257 "2009-04-21T17:25:10Z")

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\*\*Can a naked picture on the internet really cost you a job?

Do you carry a picture of your SO?

\*\*  
Is it naked?

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**Author:** ![TheFaerie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c57346/32.png) [@TheFaerie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheFaerie)\
**Post date:** [April 21, 2009, 5:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-sequential-threads-part-ii-from-space/489098/258 "2009-04-21T17:31:42Z")

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Vulcan Insults  
“Mommy, isn’t he just dreamy?”

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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [April 21, 2009, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-sequential-threads-part-ii-from-space/489098/259 "2009-04-21T17:46:59Z")

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**Taboos in the future  
Calling baby boys "little man"**

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**Author:** ![Anne\_Neville](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Anne\_Neville](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anne_Neville)\
**Post date:** [April 21, 2009, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-sequential-threads-part-ii-from-space/489098/260 "2009-04-21T20:37:30Z")

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**What was being celebrated last night? (April 20)  
Word spellings you hate**

Hey, I’ll take a holiday to celebrate word spellings I hate, as long as I get a day off work.

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