# Son of Sequential Threads, Part II, From Space **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 11, 2009, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-sequential-threads-part-ii-from-space/489098 "2009-03-11T17:27:25Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 14
**Author:** ![Scarlett67](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scarlett67/32/7387_2.png) [@Scarlett67](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scarlett67)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2009, 3:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-sequential-threads-part-ii-from-space/489098/261 "2009-04-22T03:57:05Z")
**Time travel supplies Here’s your company of mercs. There’s the time-travel portal. Now GET WARLORDING.** ---
**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2009, 6:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-sequential-threads-part-ii-from-space/489098/262 "2009-04-22T06:21:48Z")
**"Mommy, isn’t he just _dreamy_?" How would I get you to take off your clothes?** Well, having your Mom standing right there with you is probably inhibiting me some. Plus–just how old are you, anyway? :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2009, 3:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-sequential-threads-part-ii-from-space/489098/263 "2009-04-22T15:04:13Z")
\*\*Can a naked picture on the internet really cost you a job? Question about formal business meeting attire \*\* Don’t show up naked. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2009, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-sequential-threads-part-ii-from-space/489098/264 "2009-04-22T16:06:24Z")
\*\*How would I get you to take off your clothes? Stop barking and howling during cardio bootcamp class! \*\* Doesn’t take much, for some people. ---
**Author:** ![Beware\_of\_Doug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/278dde/32.png) [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2009, 4:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-sequential-threads-part-ii-from-space/489098/265 "2009-04-22T16:31:11Z")
\*\*Holy \*\*\*\*! A TREE in his LUNG? What the hell is it with Vista? \*\* First time I ever heard tell of software infecting a human host. Guess Microsoft really IS out to take over the world. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2009, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-sequential-threads-part-ii-from-space/489098/266 "2009-04-22T16:51:58Z")
\*\*Taboos in the future I got this cat, see… \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2009, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-sequential-threads-part-ii-from-space/489098/267 "2009-04-22T18:10:37Z")
\*\*How would I get you to take off your clothes? Clueless in dealing with girls \*\* Evidently ---
**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2009, 10:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-sequential-threads-part-ii-from-space/489098/268 "2009-04-22T22:29:15Z")
\*\*If you could turn back time. How Old Is Your Watch? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2009, 5:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-sequential-threads-part-ii-from-space/489098/269 "2009-04-23T05:42:01Z")
\*\*What would be the results of normalized gay marriage? Shrieking little kids \*\* Nah, they can still have kids married or not. \*\*Shrieking little kids Taboos in the future \*\* We can only hope. \*\*The Poop Stories of Legend Out of the mouths of babes \*\* No, no, no ! It comes from the OTHER end ! No wonder you thought your baby looked funny. ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2009, 5:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-sequential-threads-part-ii-from-space/489098/270 "2009-04-23T05:53:21Z")
**Motherboard dead? Althlon socket type? Why do motherboard vendors make so many frikkin models?** I hear you, I hear you. **South African Elections Do transgender people have an ethical duty to reveal their history before having sex?** :eek: Just what exactly goes on during those elections? ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2009, 12:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-sequential-threads-part-ii-from-space/489098/271 "2009-04-23T12:34:41Z")
**New Dan Brown Novel To Be Released Doing da Vinci, The Greatest Worst Show Ever** ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2009, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-sequential-threads-part-ii-from-space/489098/272 "2009-04-23T16:38:43Z")
New Posts: \*\* Sean Hannity says he’ll be… …because you are too stupid… \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Anne\_Neville](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Anne\_Neville](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anne_Neville)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2009, 5:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-sequential-threads-part-ii-from-space/489098/273 "2009-04-23T17:42:45Z")
**Why is my cubicle right next to the lobby again? …because you are too stupid for words** ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2009, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-sequential-threads-part-ii-from-space/489098/274 "2009-04-23T19:42:14Z")
\*\* What’s the Earliest Historical Event You Can Personally Remember? Werewolves in Spaaace? \*\* Threads of the Future! \*\* What did they put in Justice Breyer’s pants?! How would I get you to take off your clothes? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2009, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-sequential-threads-part-ii-from-space/489098/275 "2009-04-23T20:36:07Z")
\*\*Random bricks found in my backyard… wtf? Butt Wiping \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Anne\_Neville](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Anne\_Neville](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anne_Neville)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2009, 1:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-sequential-threads-part-ii-from-space/489098/276 "2009-04-24T13:02:20Z")
**Moving-in-together issues I had not thought of Butt wiping** ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2009, 1:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-sequential-threads-part-ii-from-space/489098/277 "2009-04-24T13:08:34Z")
\*\*The naked wizard meets the age of electricity- NSFW “Mommy, isn’t he just _dreamy_?” \*\* What, first sparkly vampires, and now electrified naked wizards ? What IS it with teenaged girls ?! ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2009, 2:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-sequential-threads-part-ii-from-space/489098/278 "2009-04-24T14:03:29Z")
\*\* OMG the cutest thing in the entire universe “Mommy, isn’t he just _dreamy_?” Repetitive Redundancy This is that and that is this… Are your political figures replicants? The Obamas at home\*\* “Time…For Change.” ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2009, 3:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-sequential-threads-part-ii-from-space/489098/279 "2009-04-24T15:25:59Z")
Going the last entry one better: \*\* Might adopt another beagle OMG the cutest thing in the entire universe “Mommy, isn’t he just _dreamy_?” \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2009, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-sequential-threads-part-ii-from-space/489098/280 "2009-04-24T20:28:02Z")
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