# Son of Sequential Threads, Part II, From Space **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 11, 2009, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-sequential-threads-part-ii-from-space/489098 "2009-03-11T17:27:25Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 15
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2009, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-sequential-threads-part-ii-from-space/489098/281 "2009-04-24T20:36:50Z")
**How Old Is Your Watch? Ask the Orthodox Jew/ Amateur theologian** Uhm…OK…Mr. or Ms. Orthodox Jew / Amateur theologian, how old is my watch? ---
**Author:** ![GESancMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gesancman/32/2923_2.png) [@GESancMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GESancMan)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2009, 8:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-sequential-threads-part-ii-from-space/489098/282 "2009-04-25T08:16:32Z")
**Last night I got punched in the Jaw. Judging people by their looks .** You must be one ugly mofo. ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2009, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-sequential-threads-part-ii-from-space/489098/283 "2009-04-25T17:21:37Z")
\*\*OMG the cutest thing in the entire universe The Obamas at home \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2009, 5:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-sequential-threads-part-ii-from-space/489098/284 "2009-04-25T17:54:23Z")
\*\*Last night I got punched in the Jaw. Clueless in dealing with girls \*\* You’ll have to work on those social skills before you approach any more girls. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2009, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-sequential-threads-part-ii-from-space/489098/285 "2009-04-25T17:58:51Z")
\*\* Foreign humor you just don’t get We’re having an election today (Icelandic politics, yet again…) \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2009, 12:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-sequential-threads-part-ii-from-space/489098/286 "2009-04-26T00:16:43Z")
**A couple is arguing, the woman is crying & the man is cursing her. Do you intervene? Is it ever OK to deal with verbal aggression by more in kind?** ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2009, 5:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-sequential-threads-part-ii-from-space/489098/287 "2009-04-26T05:43:58Z")
\*\* robot arms that act like your arm Would a soviet cosmonaut circa 1950 know how to tap SOS?\*\* Maybe his arm does. ---
**Author:** ![Scarlett67](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scarlett67/32/7387_2.png) [@Scarlett67](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scarlett67)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2009, 5:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-sequential-threads-part-ii-from-space/489098/288 "2009-04-26T05:46:27Z")
\*\* Unique/memorable experiences you never want to experience again… Last night I got punched in the Jaw.\*\* OK, I guess that qualifies . . . ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2009, 6:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-sequential-threads-part-ii-from-space/489098/289 "2009-04-26T06:59:56Z")
**Random people that are getting on my nerves McCain and Napolitano - Idiots** Uhm…Those aren’t random people. ---
**Author:** ![Derleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Derleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Derleth)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2009, 8:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-sequential-threads-part-ii-from-space/489098/290 "2009-04-26T08:01:32Z")
\*\* I saw a dead man today. My Brother the Chemo Kid\*\* (Now **Marley23** ’s going to kill me.) **This is that and that is this… Foreign humor you just don’t get** (Existentialists shouldn’t do standup.) **"Mommy, isn’t he just _dreamy_?" The Obamas at home** (The maids should be used to him by now.) ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2009, 10:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-sequential-threads-part-ii-from-space/489098/291 "2009-04-26T22:45:48Z")
**Ask yesterday’s colonoscopy recipient The Poop Stories of Legend** :eek: ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2009, 1:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-sequential-threads-part-ii-from-space/489098/292 "2009-04-27T01:14:59Z")
\*\*In what countries is pot legal? Free refills? \*\* Don’t be Greedy ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2009, 1:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-sequential-threads-part-ii-from-space/489098/293 "2009-04-27T01:44:58Z")
\*\*McCain and Napolitano - Idiots Stupid Equestrian Pharmaceutical Tricks I pit inconsiderate people on Craigslist Random people that are getting on my nerves \*\* That’s pretty random, all right. Unless McCain and Napolitano are stupid equestrians who use Craigslist. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2009, 2:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-sequential-threads-part-ii-from-space/489098/294 "2009-04-27T02:06:41Z")
**Are there any creatures that are wholly inedible for humans to eat? Free refills?** Erm… Ah… No, thank you. I’ll just have some bottled water. ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2009, 7:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-sequential-threads-part-ii-from-space/489098/295 "2009-04-27T07:48:39Z")
\*\*Most odoriferous flatulence. Folks sitting at their desks and refusing to interact \*\* If the desk’s a long way from their coworkers, there may be a reason :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2009, 10:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-sequential-threads-part-ii-from-space/489098/296 "2009-04-27T10:40:16Z")
**Sean Hannity says he’ll be waterboarded for charity-- will it happen? Unique/memorable experiences you never want to experience again…** ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2009, 10:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-sequential-threads-part-ii-from-space/489098/297 "2009-04-27T10:52:55Z")
\*\*Weird spots you have found your cat snoozing World’s Largest Cave Found in Vietnam \*\* Fluffy—uffy–uffy–uffy–fy–fy–fy! ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2009, 12:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-sequential-threads-part-ii-from-space/489098/298 "2009-04-27T12:00:10Z")
\*\*Fellow Ferret-Owned Humans Please Respond Your Message To 50,000 Years From Now \*\* "Greetings fellow sentients ! In recent science news, an ancient message indicates that the humans of 50,000 years ago were dominated by ferrets. This message, in fact appears to be an appeal for a message from our time to be sent back to them from their fellow ferret-slaves. In related news, World President Fluffy T. Ferret has condemned the message as an ethnic slur upon his ancestors." ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2009, 3:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-sequential-threads-part-ii-from-space/489098/299 "2009-04-28T03:49:15Z")
**Most odoriferous flatulence Need to advise daughter in typical 13-year-old social problem** Sounds more like a medical problem to me. ---
**Author:** ![MOIDALIZE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e274bd/32.png) [@MOIDALIZE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MOIDALIZE)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2009, 3:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-sequential-threads-part-ii-from-space/489098/300 "2009-04-28T03:55:11Z")
**Did somebody hack [ESPN.com](http://ESPN.com)?** **I saw a dead man today.** You do NOT mess with the Disney Corporation. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-sequential-threads-part-ii-from-space/489098.md?page=14) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-sequential-threads-part-ii-from-space/489098.md?page=16)