# Son of Sequential Threads, Part II, From Space

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-sequential-threads-part-ii-from-space/489098>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [March 11, 2009, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-sequential-threads-part-ii-from-space/489098 "2009-03-11T17:27:25Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Scarlett67](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scarlett67/32/7387_2.png) [@Scarlett67](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scarlett67)\
**Post date:** [March 17, 2009, 12:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-sequential-threads-part-ii-from-space/489098/21 "2009-03-17T00:50:40Z")

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**this scam is so pathetic I can’t even pit it  
HELP! Baby Crying.**

Ah yes, the old Nigerian crying baby scam.

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**Author:** ![Half\_Man\_Half\_Wit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/half_man_half_wit/32/21766_2.png) [@Half\_Man\_Half\_Wit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Half_Man_Half_Wit)\
**Post date:** [March 17, 2009, 10:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-sequential-threads-part-ii-from-space/489098/22 "2009-03-17T10:50:19Z")

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\*\* Things NOT to say or ask in company.  
Does your pet have superpowers? \*\*

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**Author:** ![Anne\_Neville](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Anne\_Neville](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anne_Neville)\
**Post date:** [March 17, 2009, 1:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-sequential-threads-part-ii-from-space/489098/23 "2009-03-17T13:04:46Z")

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\*\*Things NOT to say or ask in company

The company that built my PC don’t know how to build PCs\*\*

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**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\
**Post date:** [March 17, 2009, 2:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-sequential-threads-part-ii-from-space/489098/24 "2009-03-17T14:25:20Z")

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\*\*What happened to the Phalanx?

What happened to Chariots? \*\*

Same thing that happened to the Phalanx.

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**Author:** ![Swallowed\_My\_Cellphone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9d8465/32.png) [@Swallowed\_My\_Cellphone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Swallowed_My_Cellphone)\
**Post date:** [March 17, 2009, 3:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-sequential-threads-part-ii-from-space/489098/25 "2009-03-17T15:11:30Z")

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Funny Little Brainfarts  
Forgetting an infant in a car

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [March 17, 2009, 3:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-sequential-threads-part-ii-from-space/489098/26 "2009-03-17T15:54:19Z")

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New Posts:

\*\*Parents What Do You Do About…  
Forgetting an infant in a car \*\*

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**Author:** ![Anne\_Neville](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Anne\_Neville](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anne_Neville)\
**Post date:** [March 17, 2009, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-sequential-threads-part-ii-from-space/489098/27 "2009-03-17T18:01:56Z")

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\*\*Cabbage for my co-workers-- what have I done?

Looks like I’m headed back to the hospital\*\*

:eek:

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**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\
**Post date:** [March 18, 2009, 3:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-sequential-threads-part-ii-from-space/489098/28 "2009-03-18T03:09:57Z")

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\*\*There’s Rioting in Our Streets  
children and cars  
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The cars are rioting too, or…there’s rioting about children and cars or…

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**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\
**Post date:** [March 18, 2009, 6:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-sequential-threads-part-ii-from-space/489098/29 "2009-03-18T06:05:05Z")

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Cafe Society:

**"Lie to me"  
From This Group, Who Is Your Favorite Guitarist?**

“Oh, hey, _YOU_ are totally my favorite guitarist. Dude, you are like way better than Hendrix or Clapton.”

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**Author:** ![GESancMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gesancman/32/2923_2.png) [@GESancMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GESancMan)\
**Post date:** [March 18, 2009, 8:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-sequential-threads-part-ii-from-space/489098/30 "2009-03-18T08:23:37Z")

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**What happened to the Phalanx?  
They shoot ducks dont they?**

Um, no.

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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [March 18, 2009, 4:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-sequential-threads-part-ii-from-space/489098/31 "2009-03-18T16:19:41Z")

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**Do you own a cork screw?  
Uvula Piercings**

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**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\
**Post date:** [March 18, 2009, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-sequential-threads-part-ii-from-space/489098/32 "2009-03-18T18:54:00Z")

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\*\*Things people do with food that annoy you  
Restaurant sabotage \*\*

Yes, that would definately annoy me.

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [March 18, 2009, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-sequential-threads-part-ii-from-space/489098/33 "2009-03-18T19:35:24Z")

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\*\*Does your pet have superpowers?

Genetically engineered “dinochicken” proposed  
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Here, Rex!

**CLUCK!**

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**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\
**Post date:** [March 19, 2009, 5:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-sequential-threads-part-ii-from-space/489098/34 "2009-03-19T05:36:02Z")

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**Jay Leno being a REALLY nice guy  
President Obama will be on the Tonight Show Thursday**

He probably is a really nice guy, but I think the reason he’s having Obama on the program is for the ratings.

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**Author:** ![GESancMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gesancman/32/2923_2.png) [@GESancMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GESancMan)\
**Post date:** [March 19, 2009, 7:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-sequential-threads-part-ii-from-space/489098/35 "2009-03-19T07:41:38Z")

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**And today’s good news from the mailbox…  
Kittens?**

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**Author:** ![GESancMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gesancman/32/2923_2.png) [@GESancMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GESancMan)\
**Post date:** [March 19, 2009, 8:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-sequential-threads-part-ii-from-space/489098/36 "2009-03-19T08:22:00Z")

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**Someone breaks into your house with intent to do you harm. What are they met with?  
UFO Hunters On History**

And thus no one gets hurt, as the fleeing perps’ terrified screams will attest.

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**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\
**Post date:** [March 19, 2009, 8:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-sequential-threads-part-ii-from-space/489098/37 "2009-03-19T08:33:06Z")

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\*\*Someone breaks into your house with intent to do you harm. What are they met with?

Bad tippers\*\*

Well, as it happens, if someone breaks into my home, I’m not tipping them AT ALL.  
\*\*What job could you not do/where could you never work?

Running with dogs \*\*

Eh, not much of a market for it anyway.

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**Author:** ![mswas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e99b99/32.png) [@mswas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mswas)\
**Post date:** [March 19, 2009, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-sequential-threads-part-ii-from-space/489098/38 "2009-03-19T19:24:14Z")

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**Kittens?  
Obama steps in it again**

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**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\
**Post date:** [March 19, 2009, 7:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-sequential-threads-part-ii-from-space/489098/39 "2009-03-19T19:31:49Z")

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\*\*Things you wanted like crazy as a kid but do not care about as an adult  
Kittens? \*\*

No, I’m _still_ crazy about kittens.

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**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\
**Post date:** [March 19, 2009, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-sequential-threads-part-ii-from-space/489098/40 "2009-03-19T20:24:36Z")

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\*\*Popular Bands With Both Men AND Women  
Getting Their Kirk On  
\*\*

Uhm, is that a euphemism for the band members sleeping together?

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