# Son of Sequential Threads, Part II, From Space **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 11, 2009, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-sequential-threads-part-ii-from-space/489098 "2009-03-11T17:27:25Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2009, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-sequential-threads-part-ii-from-space/489098/41 "2009-03-19T21:46:46Z")
\*\*Have you ever bribed anyone? Ever Had a Bribe Attempt Backfire? Bad tippers. \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2009, 11:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-sequential-threads-part-ii-from-space/489098/42 "2009-03-19T23:30:50Z")
**Share your stupid coworker stories Quantum Leap into George W. Bush’s body on 9-11-01** Tough to beat that level of stupidity, I admit. \*\*My Daughter’s a Peacemaker Testicle Wrench \*\* That’s not really a very nice way to settle someone down though. **I kissed a girl and I liked it Things you wanted as a kid and now have as an adult** Well, good for you. \*\*Looks like I’m headed back to the hospital… Kittens? \*\* Yeah, they’re more dangerous than they look. ---
**Author:** ![JR\_Brown](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/d6d6ee/32.png) [@JR\_Brown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JR_Brown)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2009, 11:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-sequential-threads-part-ii-from-space/489098/43 "2009-03-19T23:37:31Z")
In Cafe Society, the following triplet: **Give a gay spin to a classic story Hot naked gay pâtisseres and cake: Antique Bakery movie is awesome! What food have you recently perfected.** Full disclosure: the middle thread is mine. The placement, however, is an Act of God. or the hampsters being frisky ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2009, 2:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-sequential-threads-part-ii-from-space/489098/44 "2009-03-20T02:39:55Z")
**Unique things you’d do with unlimited money Ever Had a Bribe Attempt Backfire?** Dang, I can’t think of anything witty to say about those two thread titles. ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2009, 4:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-sequential-threads-part-ii-from-space/489098/45 "2009-03-20T04:39:19Z")
**I kissed a girl and I liked it Help me over-analyze this dating situation (Am I in the Friend Zone?)** You two kissed, and you’re still wondering? ---
**Author:** ![lunar\_elf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/35a633/32.png) [@lunar\_elf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lunar_elf)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2009, 10:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-sequential-threads-part-ii-from-space/489098/46 "2009-03-20T10:22:58Z")
**Do Y’all Know… I kissed a girl and I liked it** Well we know now! ---
**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2009, 10:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-sequential-threads-part-ii-from-space/489098/47 "2009-03-20T10:39:12Z")
\*\*So what else did I miss about ASOIAF? Heavy Metal and Vikings \*\* Funny, I don’t remember any Vikings in _A Game of Thrones_. ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2009, 11:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-sequential-threads-part-ii-from-space/489098/48 "2009-03-20T11:45:11Z")
\*\*Regional Liquid Refreshment I’ve Been Hit By a Drunk Driver \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2009, 2:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-sequential-threads-part-ii-from-space/489098/49 "2009-03-20T14:28:47Z")
\*\*What makes murderers think they’re smarter than police detectives? Bringing out the dead \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2009, 4:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-sequential-threads-part-ii-from-space/489098/50 "2009-03-20T16:01:27Z")
\*\*Help me design the universally offensive MRE menu. Kittens? \*\* That’d do it. Try Puppies, too. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2009, 7:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-sequential-threads-part-ii-from-space/489098/51 "2009-03-20T19:43:25Z")
\*\*Can two live chicks emerge from one egg? How did Grover Cleveland do it? \*\* He had an Extra-Large egg, with room for both Grovers in it – one for each term. But the first one died at the end of his term. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2009, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-sequential-threads-part-ii-from-space/489098/52 "2009-03-20T20:25:05Z")
\*\*Buttercream or other frosting needed! Bring Me Your Cream Cheese \*\* Ah, yes – Cream Cheese Icing is excellent! (Seriously, I’d have written in about it, but the OP of the first thread says they’ve done it already. ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2009, 1:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-sequential-threads-part-ii-from-space/489098/53 "2009-03-21T01:21:18Z")
**Global Climate Change: AGW disproven Global Climate Change: Mitigation vs Adaption.** I’m getting mixed signals here. ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2009, 9:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-sequential-threads-part-ii-from-space/489098/54 "2009-03-21T09:52:59Z")
\*\*Someone breaks into your house with intent to do you harm. What are they met with? Home Renovation Question \*\* You know, there’s such a thing as being too focused on what you are doing. \*\*Think I’m getting addicted Pink Elephant \*\* No, no, no. Seeing pink elephants means you’re **high** , not necessarily addicted. Different things. Unless you’re talking about addiction to the new designer drug Pink Elephant that is. ---
**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2009, 10:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-sequential-threads-part-ii-from-space/489098/55 "2009-03-22T22:32:56Z")
\*\*Undo Kittens?\*\* By spaying the mother cat. ---
**Author:** ![GESancMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gesancman/32/2923_2.png) [@GESancMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GESancMan)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2009, 8:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-sequential-threads-part-ii-from-space/489098/56 "2009-03-23T08:39:01Z")
**Kittens? Yeargh, I can’t close my computer case!** How many do you have stuffed in there? ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2009, 1:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-sequential-threads-part-ii-from-space/489098/57 "2009-03-23T13:30:17Z")
\*\*small rural town drops off the map- plausible? What happened to Nicolas Cage \*\* It’s plausible that he dropped off the map. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2009, 1:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-sequential-threads-part-ii-from-space/489098/58 "2009-03-23T13:36:23Z")
\*\*Every person of the opposite gender drops dead. Would you become homosexual? Did I get screwed on new tires? \*\* And what sex was that person? Sorry, it’s silly, but it struck me as funny. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2009, 3:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-sequential-threads-part-ii-from-space/489098/59 "2009-03-23T15:28:55Z")
\*\*Share your memorable restroom stories Ever get the urge to deface or destroy religious propoganda in a public place? \*\* [Mens Room LA](http://www.lyrics007.com/Kinky%20Friedman%20Lyrics/Mens%20Room,%20L.a.%20Lyrics.html) Had i not recognized the cross I might have failed to know the boss, I thought, lord, you look neglected and alone. I picked it up with lovin’ care, I wondered who had placed it there, When l saw there was no paper on the roll. I said, lord, what would you do If you were me and i was you, Take a chance, save your pants or your soul? ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2009, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-sequential-threads-part-ii-from-space/489098/60 "2009-03-23T17:22:28Z")
\*\*What do prisoners falsely accused (and exonerated) get in recompense? Dr. Phil? \*\* Let’s talk about how you feel right now… [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-sequential-threads-part-ii-from-space/489098.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-sequential-threads-part-ii-from-space/489098.md?page=4)