# Son of Sequential Threads, Part II, From Space

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-sequential-threads-part-ii-from-space/489098>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [March 11, 2009, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-sequential-threads-part-ii-from-space/489098 "2009-03-11T17:27:25Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\
**Post date:** [March 23, 2009, 8:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-sequential-threads-part-ii-from-space/489098/61 "2009-03-23T20:45:09Z")

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\*\*My mom, the porn actress, and dad, the cowboy extra

Thar she blows! \*\*

My inner juvenile is snickering.

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [March 24, 2009, 12:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-sequential-threads-part-ii-from-space/489098/62 "2009-03-24T12:21:57Z")

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\*\*Where does the “egyptian walk” come from?  
Footwear recycling \*\*

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [March 24, 2009, 2:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-sequential-threads-part-ii-from-space/489098/63 "2009-03-24T14:16:22Z")

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\*\*“That Shit Don’t Float”  
Those paper butt gasket things \*\*

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [March 24, 2009, 6:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-sequential-threads-part-ii-from-space/489098/64 "2009-03-24T18:32:22Z")

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New Posts:

\*\*Did I get screwed on new…  
60-foot penis \*\*

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [March 24, 2009, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-sequential-threads-part-ii-from-space/489098/65 "2009-03-24T19:08:47Z")

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\*\*Just some stuff I’m curious about…

Little bunny foo foo

\*\*  
Me, too. But not curious enough to actually try and find out.

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [March 24, 2009, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-sequential-threads-part-ii-from-space/489098/66 "2009-03-24T19:28:11Z")

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\*\*Little bunny foo foo

60-foot penis  
\*\*

Not so little any more

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [March 24, 2009, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-sequential-threads-part-ii-from-space/489098/67 "2009-03-24T19:47:23Z")

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\*\*Little bunny foo foo

Found A Peanut

\*\*  
Two Campfire Songs That Go Well Together!

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**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\
**Post date:** [March 24, 2009, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-sequential-threads-part-ii-from-space/489098/68 "2009-03-24T19:47:40Z")

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\*\*When was your first time?

60-foot penis \*\*  
:eek:

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [March 24, 2009, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-sequential-threads-part-ii-from-space/489098/69 "2009-03-24T20:05:19Z")

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\*\*So, my mother turned 86 today

5 years sober  
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I am SO going to Hell for this one, but I couldn’t resist.

Sober since 81, then?

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**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\
**Post date:** [March 24, 2009, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-sequential-threads-part-ii-from-space/489098/70 "2009-03-24T20:47:41Z")

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\*\*60-foot penis  
Sigh, there is a law against everything \*\*

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**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\
**Post date:** [March 24, 2009, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-sequential-threads-part-ii-from-space/489098/71 "2009-03-24T21:48:37Z")

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\*\*Walmart’s is sold out of Prozac  
Little bunny foo foo \*\*

So you switched to something stronger ?  
\*\*I will never have a routine mammogram again  
60-foot penis \*\*

Lady - NOTHING that involves a 60 foot penis is “routine”.  
\*\*Is It Becoming Socially Acceptable To Say You Are Not Religious?  
Pipe Dreams \*\*

Yup, that’s all it is.

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**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\
**Post date:** [March 24, 2009, 11:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-sequential-threads-part-ii-from-space/489098/72 "2009-03-24T23:34:39Z")

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**You want a divorce? I’ll behead you.  
Guess I have to take the good with the bad.**

Imagine that the first first line is said by the husband, and the second line is said by the wife. 😃

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**Author:** ![GESancMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gesancman/32/2923_2.png) [@GESancMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GESancMan)\
**Post date:** [March 25, 2009, 7:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-sequential-threads-part-ii-from-space/489098/73 "2009-03-25T07:47:48Z")

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\*\*Things you didn’t know about…you  
I have confidence \*\*

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**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\
**Post date:** [March 25, 2009, 1:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-sequential-threads-part-ii-from-space/489098/74 "2009-03-25T13:39:27Z")

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**Spreadable Poison  
What makes murderers think they’re smarter than police detectives?**

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**Author:** ![Swallowed\_My\_Cellphone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9d8465/32.png) [@Swallowed\_My\_Cellphone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Swallowed_My_Cellphone)\
**Post date:** [March 25, 2009, 5:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-sequential-threads-part-ii-from-space/489098/75 "2009-03-25T17:05:38Z")

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**So do you know where your kids were “made”  
Go to first new post Alexander Hamilton DIDN’T Fire???**  
Who the hell names his wang “Alexander”?

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**Author:** ![The\_Tao\_s\_Revenge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/73ab20/32.png) [@The\_Tao\_s\_Revenge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Tao_s_Revenge)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2009, 4:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-sequential-threads-part-ii-from-space/489098/76 "2009-03-26T04:48:34Z")

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\*\*WTF COP? Gonna just follow me as long as you want?  
A Mild Pitting of The Tao’s Revenge  
Guess I have to take the good with the bad. \*\*

I’m a cop, who follows people, but sometimes it works out good.

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**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2009, 8:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-sequential-threads-part-ii-from-space/489098/77 "2009-03-26T08:44:11Z")

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\*\*Oddest fetish site I’ve run across  
Defrosting a fridge (in a manly way) \*\*

I’m not sure how that would work. Wouldn’t the fridge end up all sticky ? And it would take forever.  
\*\*My mom, the porn actress, and dad, the cowboy extra  
Walmart’s is sold out of Prozac \*\*

Too bad, sounds like you need it.

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2009, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-sequential-threads-part-ii-from-space/489098/78 "2009-03-26T13:50:14Z")

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\*\*I gave up a free college education to become homeless… am I crazy?  
I are a moran \*\*

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**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2009, 3:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-sequential-threads-part-ii-from-space/489098/79 "2009-03-26T15:26:11Z")

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**Travel on the cheap  
How difficult would it be for a complete beginner to sail to Tahiti?**

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**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2009, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-sequential-threads-part-ii-from-space/489098/80 "2009-03-26T17:59:02Z")

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**I are a moran  
I bought an Apple product.**

Someday, when you’re smarter, you’ll only stick to Windows.

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