# Son of Sequential Threads, Part II, From Space

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-sequential-threads-part-ii-from-space/489098>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [March 11, 2009, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-sequential-threads-part-ii-from-space/489098 "2009-03-11T17:27:25Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\
**Post date:** [March 29, 2009, 11:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-sequential-threads-part-ii-from-space/489098/101 "2009-03-29T23:36:50Z")

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**Now, that’s one dumb thief!  
Checking into a hotel without a credit card**

Actually, not wanting to leave a paper trail is pretty smart.

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [March 30, 2009, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-sequential-threads-part-ii-from-space/489098/102 "2009-03-30T15:47:57Z")

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\*\* I’m going to quit my job tomorrow (first time for me)

Free Dress Shirts for Job Interviews to Fight Unemployment  
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Don’t forget your shirt!

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [March 30, 2009, 4:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-sequential-threads-part-ii-from-space/489098/103 "2009-03-30T16:03:04Z")

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\*\*Smiling at random people in the street  
So, I have a new gun.  
Things that make you go “hmmmm” \*\*

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**Author:** ![Anne\_Neville](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Anne\_Neville](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anne_Neville)\
**Post date:** [March 30, 2009, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-sequential-threads-part-ii-from-space/489098/104 "2009-03-30T18:23:07Z")

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\*\*Someone breaks into your house with intent to do you harm. What are they met with?

Licking Your Finger to Turn the Pages\*\*

I suppose it might work on extremely bibliophilic or germophobic burglars…

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**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\
**Post date:** [March 30, 2009, 6:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-sequential-threads-part-ii-from-space/489098/105 "2009-03-30T18:40:09Z")

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In New Posts…

\*\*What do you call your parents-in-law?  
My Cat is Dead/Fuck you Dreams \*\*  
I wish it was more obvious which was which.

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**Author:** ![Anne\_Neville](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Anne\_Neville](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anne_Neville)\
**Post date:** [March 30, 2009, 7:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-sequential-threads-part-ii-from-space/489098/106 "2009-03-30T19:25:48Z")

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\*\*Someone breaks into your house with intent to do you harm. What are they met with?

Life insurance- permanent vs term, and details\*\*

You give an insurance spiel to burglars who break into your house? That’s got to be cruel and unusual punishment.

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**Author:** ![Typo\_Negative](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/typo_negative/32/484_2.png) [@Typo\_Negative](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Negative)\
**Post date:** [March 30, 2009, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-sequential-threads-part-ii-from-space/489098/107 "2009-03-30T19:37:17Z")

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\*\*So, I have a new gun.

I’m going to quit my job tomorrow (first time for me) \*\*

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [March 30, 2009, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-sequential-threads-part-ii-from-space/489098/108 "2009-03-30T20:33:36Z")

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\*\*So, I have a new gun.

So, I have a new cat  
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How does this story end?

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**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\
**Post date:** [March 30, 2009, 10:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-sequential-threads-part-ii-from-space/489098/109 "2009-03-30T22:25:16Z")

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\*\*Going back in time what would you have changed to improve the planet?

Potting Soil \*\*  
\*\*What “simple” academic concepts have you never been able to grasp?

Mesmerists, mediums and mind-readers \*\*

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**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\
**Post date:** [March 31, 2009, 8:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-sequential-threads-part-ii-from-space/489098/110 "2009-03-31T08:06:13Z")

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\*\*So, I have a new gun.  
The [un]official “Get other Dopers to do stuff then post links to pictures” thread.  
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Do stuff and post links to the pictures…or else…

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**Author:** ![Anne\_Neville](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Anne\_Neville](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anne_Neville)\
**Post date:** [March 31, 2009, 12:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-sequential-threads-part-ii-from-space/489098/111 "2009-03-31T12:52:38Z")

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**Someone breaks into your house with intent to do you harm. What are they met with?  
Ruminations about Porn**

**What “simple” academic concepts have you never been able to grasp?  
Sex as a duty**

**There’s something dying on my attic steps  
Our pet population is back at par**  
:eek:

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [March 31, 2009, 1:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-sequential-threads-part-ii-from-space/489098/112 "2009-03-31T13:30:09Z")

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\*\* TV shows that work on a formula  
House 3/30: Locked In

\*\* to a formula (2nd thread inspired the 1st one

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**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\
**Post date:** [March 31, 2009, 2:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-sequential-threads-part-ii-from-space/489098/113 "2009-03-31T14:10:46Z")

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\*\*Stupid Republican idea of the day  
Ban straight marriage NOW \*\*

Yeah, that’s pretty stupid.

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**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\
**Post date:** [March 31, 2009, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-sequential-threads-part-ii-from-space/489098/114 "2009-03-31T16:58:40Z")

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In New Posts…

\*\*Beagle gets hurt  
Legal to eat your dog? \*\*

Perhaps your Vet can advise how best to avoid freezer burn.

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [March 31, 2009, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-sequential-threads-part-ii-from-space/489098/115 "2009-03-31T18:35:25Z")

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\*\*So, I have a new gun.  
So, I have a new cat  
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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [March 31, 2009, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-sequential-threads-part-ii-from-space/489098/116 "2009-03-31T19:45:20Z")

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\*\* Only for those who don’t understand pi  
A Tale of Two Turtles MMP \*\*

Mmmmm…turtle pi

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [March 31, 2009, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-sequential-threads-part-ii-from-space/489098/117 "2009-03-31T20:34:19Z")

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Straight-to-hell department:

**Sex as a duty?  
Young children swallowing inappropriate objects**

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**Author:** ![Anne\_Neville](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Anne\_Neville](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anne_Neville)\
**Post date:** [March 31, 2009, 9:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-sequential-threads-part-ii-from-space/489098/118 "2009-03-31T21:39:44Z")

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**Tired of hatin’ on the Texans?  
You’re doing it wrong**

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [March 31, 2009, 11:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-sequential-threads-part-ii-from-space/489098/119 "2009-03-31T23:14:53Z")

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**Annie Xmas** wrote:

> [@](#):
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> So, I have a new gun.  
> So, I have a new cat

Psst –  
Look seven above yours.

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [March 31, 2009, 11:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-sequential-threads-part-ii-from-space/489098/120 "2009-03-31T23:19:56Z")

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\*\*S/he Did What? Ways Your Family Still Shocks You

Sex as a duty?

Young children swallowing inappropriate objects  
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Well, that’s _two_ ways…

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