# Son of Sequential Threads, Part II, From Space **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 11, 2009, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-sequential-threads-part-ii-from-space/489098 "2009-03-11T17:27:25Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 7
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2009, 11:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-sequential-threads-part-ii-from-space/489098/121 "2009-03-31T23:21:09Z")
\*\* Blackberry Cell Phone Holsters: Hilarious So, I have a new gun. \*\* Don’t put it in the Blackberry holster. ---
**Author:** ![elfkin477](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a9a28c/32.png) [@elfkin477](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elfkin477)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2009, 1:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-sequential-threads-part-ii-from-space/489098/122 "2009-04-01T01:02:47Z")
In GD: \*\*Death penalty for child rape in Connecticut? Why the hatred for the suburbs? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![dbuzman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9de0a6/32.png) [@dbuzman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dbuzman)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2009, 1:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-sequential-threads-part-ii-from-space/489098/123 "2009-04-01T01:30:28Z")
**So, I have a new cat** **So, I have a new gun** ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2009, 1:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-sequential-threads-part-ii-from-space/489098/124 "2009-04-01T01:53:47Z")
**So, I have a new cat So, I have a new gun. Share your merrily sadistic childhood memories** ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2009, 2:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-sequential-threads-part-ii-from-space/489098/125 "2009-04-01T02:05:40Z")
\*\*So, I have a new cat MAD’s: Anyone got a kitty for adoption? \*\* How about a gun? ---
**Author:** ![ExTank](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/35a633/32.png) [@ExTank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ExTank)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2009, 2:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-sequential-threads-part-ii-from-space/489098/126 "2009-04-01T02:09:37Z")
\*\*How do I get a dog to respect me? So, I got a new gun How to stop unwanted recurring dreams? So, I got a new gun Someone breaks into your house with intent to do you harm. What are they met with? So, I got a new gun Tell me about teaching in an inner city school So, I got a new gun Roommate dispute So, I got a new gun\*\* Clearly, firearms _are_ the answer to a great many of life’s problems. j/k And the **So, I got a new cat** thread _was_ the direct inspiration for the title to my thread announcing my latest aquisition. I thought that they went well together on the same page. FTR, I’m a “cat guy.” I love the little furry Republican bastards. ---
**Author:** ![ExTank](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/35a633/32.png) [@ExTank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ExTank)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2009, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-sequential-threads-part-ii-from-space/489098/127 "2009-04-01T02:20:19Z")
A few I missed from GD: \*\*Iraq to begin execution of LGBT citizens “in batches of 20” later this week So, I got a new gun Who Killed Jesus? So, I got a new gun\*\* ---
**Author:** ![GESancMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gesancman/32/2923_2.png) [@GESancMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GESancMan)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2009, 8:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-sequential-threads-part-ii-from-space/489098/128 "2009-04-01T08:30:44Z")
**Someone breaks into your house with intent to do you harm. What are they met with? Yellowstone National Park** “Wow… your home seems so much roomier on the inside.” ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2009, 12:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-sequential-threads-part-ii-from-space/489098/129 "2009-04-01T12:08:59Z")
**What music was popular the year you graduated high school? Epic Fantasy Music** Well, it was popular to ME. \*\*Young children swallowing inappropriate objects April Fools Day Pranks. \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2009, 1:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-sequential-threads-part-ii-from-space/489098/130 "2009-04-01T13:24:07Z")
**Pesto Basil Paste From A Tube** ---
**Author:** ![Anne\_Neville](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Anne\_Neville](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anne_Neville)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2009, 1:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-sequential-threads-part-ii-from-space/489098/131 "2009-04-01T13:49:16Z")
> [@GESancMan](#): > > **Someone breaks into your house with intent to do you harm. What are they met with? > Yellowstone National Park** > > “Wow… your home seems so much roomier on the inside.” I wonder if he could set off the supervolcano if a burglar came in. That would be a good deterrent. ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2009, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-sequential-threads-part-ii-from-space/489098/132 "2009-04-01T16:20:22Z")
**If pot were legalized where would you be able to buy it? Tell me about teaching in an inner city school** ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2009, 5:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-sequential-threads-part-ii-from-space/489098/133 "2009-04-01T17:16:14Z")
\*\*Make a stupid choice with a stupid person and you’re surprised when stupidity ensues? You’re doing it wrong… \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2009, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-sequential-threads-part-ii-from-space/489098/134 "2009-04-01T17:17:21Z")
\*\*Hands-Free Texting Announced! Picking up dog food with one’s toes. \*\* Hands? We don’t need no stinking hands! ---
**Author:** ![Anne\_Neville](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Anne\_Neville](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anne_Neville)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2009, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-sequential-threads-part-ii-from-space/489098/135 "2009-04-01T19:46:18Z")
**What would be considered a well-thought-out Passover gift? The Most Base, Crude, Grossest Come-On You’ve Fielded** Yeah, that’s just what I want for Passover… **The Most Base, Crude, Grossest Come-On You’ve Fielded Tell me about your maid** ---
**Author:** ![Anne\_Neville](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Anne\_Neville](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anne_Neville)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2009, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-sequential-threads-part-ii-from-space/489098/136 "2009-04-01T20:16:49Z")
**Best use of one hour to improve one’s health gunpowder mishap** That probably isn’t the best way to improve one’s health. I’m going to hell for this one: **Share your merrily sadistic childhood memories No Joke: Deckhand chokes to death on fish in front of school class** I suppose that will be a sadistic memory for them when they grow up. ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2009, 9:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-sequential-threads-part-ii-from-space/489098/137 "2009-04-01T21:23:21Z")
\*\*Why would someone worship Satan? Death and reproduction \*\* Ah, sex and death, the classics. \*\*So, I have a new gun. Stupid AP Reporter \*\* He told on you, huh ? \*\*I’m on Jeopardy tomorrow 3/25 Young children swallowing inappropriate objects \*\* “What’s a really bad idea ?” \*\*Make a stupid choice with a stupid person and you’re surprised when stupidity ensues? Oh, fuck. I have to do my taxes, don’t I? \*\* So you decided to let the stupid guy do your taxes and he forgot ? ---
**Author:** ![GESancMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gesancman/32/2923_2.png) [@GESancMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GESancMan)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2009, 8:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-sequential-threads-part-ii-from-space/489098/138 "2009-04-02T08:37:07Z")
**Interested in a house… Should I go into foreclosure on my old house?** Why don’t you just try selling it? ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2009, 2:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-sequential-threads-part-ii-from-space/489098/139 "2009-04-02T14:54:52Z")
\*\*Why would someone worship Satan? So why Palin? \*\* Well, I wouldn’t say anyone actually _worships_ Palin… ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2009, 3:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-sequential-threads-part-ii-from-space/489098/140 "2009-04-02T15:10:45Z")
\*\*Music Choice, stick a cable box up your ass! You’re doing it wrong… \*\* There’s a Right Way and a Wronf way for everything. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-sequential-threads-part-ii-from-space/489098.md?page=6) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-sequential-threads-part-ii-from-space/489098.md?page=8)