# Son of Sequential Threads, Part II, From Space

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-sequential-threads-part-ii-from-space/489098>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [March 11, 2009, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-sequential-threads-part-ii-from-space/489098 "2009-03-11T17:27:25Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [April 2, 2009, 4:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-sequential-threads-part-ii-from-space/489098/141 "2009-04-02T16:21:31Z")

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This is kinda cheating, since there are four threads in between, so feel free to disregard this entry.

Funny, though

\*\* The Most Base, Crude, Grossest Come-On You’ve Fielded

Hey baby, wanna dry hump?

\*\*

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [April 2, 2009, 5:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-sequential-threads-part-ii-from-space/489098/142 "2009-04-02T17:51:55Z")

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\*\*Share your merrily sadistic childhood memories  
Beagle gets hurt  
\*\*

Cal, I do that all the time…just don’t tell anyone, 'k?

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [April 2, 2009, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-sequential-threads-part-ii-from-space/489098/143 "2009-04-02T17:58:06Z")

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\*\* Famous people you’ve seen in person  
President and Mrs. Obama in Europe \*\*

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [April 2, 2009, 9:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-sequential-threads-part-ii-from-space/489098/144 "2009-04-02T21:40:41Z")

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\*\* Where have we been?

The Shuttle

\*\*

Cool!

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [April 2, 2009, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-sequential-threads-part-ii-from-space/489098/145 "2009-04-02T21:41:41Z")

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\*\*Vent About Something Crappy that Happened to You Today

Was it the sushi, or was it me?

\*\*

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [April 2, 2009, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-sequential-threads-part-ii-from-space/489098/146 "2009-04-02T21:57:00Z")

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\*\*The Most Base, Crude, Grossest Come-On You’ve Fielded

Anyone here who was not taught month-length-by-knuckles as a child?  
\*\*  
Ewwww! Gross!

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [April 3, 2009, 2:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-sequential-threads-part-ii-from-space/489098/147 "2009-04-03T02:18:39Z")

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> [@](#):
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> This is kinda cheating, since there are four threads in between, so feel free to disregard this entry.
> 
> Funny, though
> 
> The Most Base, Crude, Grossest Come-On You’ve Fielded
> 
> Hey baby, wanna dry hump?

Of course NOW, as I write this, they’re adjacent (although in the wrong order)

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**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\
**Post date:** [April 3, 2009, 7:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-sequential-threads-part-ii-from-space/489098/148 "2009-04-03T07:13:17Z")

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> [@CalMeacham](#):
>
> This is kinda cheating, since there are four threads in between, so feel free to disregard this entry.
> 
> Funny, though
> 
> \*\* The Most Base, Crude, Grossest Come-On You’ve Fielded
> 
> Hey baby, wanna dry hump?
> 
> \*\*

“Kinda”? :dubious:😕:rolleyes:

This, though, is on the level:

**Sports for the uncoordinated?  
Sign up here for a game.**

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [April 3, 2009, 8:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-sequential-threads-part-ii-from-space/489098/149 "2009-04-03T08:00:45Z")

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> [@](#):
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> “Kinda”?

Yeah, kinda.  
'Cause they were in that order, and relatively close together, and I told you that I was collapsing the space between them.  
Ordinarily, I only use threads that are adjacent, and won’t even change the order. On rare occasions I’ll delete one or two in between, but say so. In this case, the appropriateness was so strong I felt I could delete four.

But in all the other cases, there’s no alteration.

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**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\
**Post date:** [April 3, 2009, 8:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-sequential-threads-part-ii-from-space/489098/150 "2009-04-03T08:02:42Z")

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**I DON’T want a cigarette! (Yes I do!) No I don’t!! GAH!  
Neck and Lung problem**

The lung problem I get, but how did smoking give you a neck problem?

\*\*S/he Did What? Ways Your Family Still Shocks You  
Oh my OG! BACONLUBE!  
Why Verizon Wireless is going to get a boot shoved up the #$%  
\*\*

:eek: Stop right there…TMI…

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**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\
**Post date:** [April 3, 2009, 8:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-sequential-threads-part-ii-from-space/489098/151 "2009-04-03T08:11:47Z")

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> [@Nobody](#):
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> **I DON’T want a cigarette! (Yes I do!) No I don’t!! GAH!  
> Neck and Lung problem**
> 
> The lung problem I get, but how did smoking give you a neck problem?

He smokes the BIG cigarettes !

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [April 3, 2009, 12:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-sequential-threads-part-ii-from-space/489098/152 "2009-04-03T12:14:19Z")

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\*\*Vent About Something Crappy that Happened to You Today  
Eccles is dead  
\*\*  
That is crappy

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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [April 3, 2009, 12:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-sequential-threads-part-ii-from-space/489098/153 "2009-04-03T12:54:17Z")

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**Your “I had’nt thought of that” moment  
Oh my OG! BACONLUBE!**

I can’t believe I didn’t think of it sooner!

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**Author:** ![Anne\_Neville](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Anne\_Neville](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anne_Neville)\
**Post date:** [April 3, 2009, 12:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-sequential-threads-part-ii-from-space/489098/154 "2009-04-03T12:59:11Z")

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**Top Ten Reasons To Be a Doper  
Beagle gets hurt**

If you’re a Doper, we won’t hurt your beagle.

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**Author:** ![Amp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Amp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amp)\
**Post date:** [April 3, 2009, 2:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-sequential-threads-part-ii-from-space/489098/155 "2009-04-03T14:25:56Z")

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**I’m sad and I don’t want to go home**  
**Was it the sushi, or was it me?**

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**Author:** ![Anne\_Neville](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Anne\_Neville](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anne_Neville)\
**Post date:** [April 3, 2009, 3:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-sequential-threads-part-ii-from-space/489098/156 "2009-04-03T15:06:24Z")

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Not to make light of **Hippos** problems, but:

**My daughter is in hospital  
Was it the sushi, or was it me?**

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**Author:** ![Anne\_Neville](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Anne\_Neville](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anne_Neville)\
**Post date:** [April 3, 2009, 3:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-sequential-threads-part-ii-from-space/489098/157 "2009-04-03T15:21:17Z")

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**Help me persuade my friend to get tested for diabetes  
Hey baby, want to dry hump?**

You’re going to dry hump her until she gets tested for diabetes?

**gunpowder mishap  
Legal to eat your dog?**

:eek:

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**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\
**Post date:** [April 3, 2009, 4:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-sequential-threads-part-ii-from-space/489098/158 "2009-04-03T16:32:00Z")

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\*\*Feel Good Thread: Tell Me Something Good That Happened To You Today

My daughter is in hospital \*\*

:dubious:

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**Author:** ![Anne\_Neville](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Anne\_Neville](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anne_Neville)\
**Post date:** [April 3, 2009, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-sequential-threads-part-ii-from-space/489098/159 "2009-04-03T16:37:14Z")

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**How do I get a song out of my head?  
Dyson vacuum cleaners**

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**Author:** ![GESancMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gesancman/32/2923_2.png) [@GESancMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GESancMan)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2009, 7:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-sequential-threads-part-ii-from-space/489098/160 "2009-04-04T07:56:45Z")

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**Vent About Something Crappy that Happened to You Today  
Don’t you have anything better to do, Mr. Security Guard?**

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