# Son of Sequential Threads, Part II, From Space **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 11, 2009, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-sequential-threads-part-ii-from-space/489098 "2009-03-11T17:27:25Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 9
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2009, 8:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-sequential-threads-part-ii-from-space/489098/161 "2009-04-04T08:35:26Z")
\*\*Are openly gay narcoleptic atheists from Alabama the majority where you live? Here is the future of newspapers. \*\* They’ll all become like the World Weekly News? ---
**Author:** ![Half\_Man\_Half\_Wit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/half_man_half_wit/32/21766_2.png) [@Half\_Man\_Half\_Wit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Half_Man_Half_Wit)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2009, 10:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-sequential-threads-part-ii-from-space/489098/162 "2009-04-04T10:53:26Z")
\*\*How can I avoid getting old? smoking \*\* …well, that’s _one_ way. ---
**Author:** ![Beware\_of\_Doug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/278dde/32.png) [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2009, 12:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-sequential-threads-part-ii-from-space/489098/163 "2009-04-05T00:25:29Z")
\*\* So What’s This I Hear About Michelle Obama Forcing The Queen of England To Fuck the Conservatives!\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2009, 5:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-sequential-threads-part-ii-from-space/489098/164 "2009-04-05T05:48:36Z")
**Top Ten Reasons To Be a Doper There’s something dying on my attic steps.** General Questions : “There’s something dying on my steps ! What should I do ?! Need answer fast !” \*\*So, I haven’t heard from her in a week… Why Verizon Wireless is going to get a boot shoved up the #$% \*\* Hey; maybe she’s just blowing you off because the date didn’t go so well. \*\*Missile away! I’ll be in outpatient surgery next week \*\* Whoa; bad aim ? ---
**Author:** ![GESancMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gesancman/32/2923_2.png) [@GESancMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GESancMan)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2009, 7:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-sequential-threads-part-ii-from-space/489098/165 "2009-04-05T07:45:37Z")
**The Queen is a Tramp So, I haven’t heard from her in a week…** She must be busy, out… doing stuff. ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2009, 9:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-sequential-threads-part-ii-from-space/489098/166 "2009-04-05T09:17:57Z")
**So, I have a new gun. Missile away!** :dubious: You sound a little trigger happy. ---
**Author:** ![Open\_Your\_Eyes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/e8c25b/32.png) [@Open\_Your\_Eyes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Open_Your_Eyes)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2009, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-sequential-threads-part-ii-from-space/489098/167 "2009-04-05T17:28:47Z")
**So, I haven’t heard from her in week… Missile away!** Calm down, maybe she just didn’t like you; it happens to everyone 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Harriet\_the\_Spry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e56c9b/32.png) [@Harriet\_the\_Spry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harriet_the_Spry)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2009, 11:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-sequential-threads-part-ii-from-space/489098/168 "2009-04-05T23:03:19Z")
> [@Beware\_of\_Doug](#): > > \*\* So What’s This I Hear About Michelle Obama Forcing The Queen of England To > > Fuck the Conservatives!\*\* That should go in the Hall of Fame. Do we have a Hall of Fame? ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2009, 12:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-sequential-threads-part-ii-from-space/489098/169 "2009-04-06T00:09:51Z")
\*\*There is a new Jack Chick tract The Queen is a Tramp \*\* Oooh, that’ll make Jack popular with the British \*\*It’s a beautiful day in the Camden neighborhood Uncle Russ, why do you keep your knives so sharp? Don’t you have anything better to do, Mr. Security Guard? \*\* - cue _Psycho_ stabbing theme music \* ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2009, 12:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-sequential-threads-part-ii-from-space/489098/170 "2009-04-06T12:32:46Z")
**Bliss is … “Bad” Actors** **True Love Iowa Supreme Court overturns gay marriage ban** Nothing can stop true love. Only delay it. ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2009, 1:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-sequential-threads-part-ii-from-space/489098/171 "2009-04-06T13:31:31Z")
\*\*Odd Animal News New sport Rat Racing \*\* That’s fairly odd all right. ---
**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2009, 2:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-sequential-threads-part-ii-from-space/489098/172 "2009-04-06T14:01:52Z")
\*\*Unexplained pet tricks: Bungee jumping! \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Anne\_Neville](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Anne\_Neville](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anne_Neville)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2009, 3:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-sequential-threads-part-ii-from-space/489098/173 "2009-04-06T15:30:19Z")
**How do poor people pay for funerals? Products of incest** Do they sell them to freak shows to get the money? ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2009, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-sequential-threads-part-ii-from-space/489098/174 "2009-04-06T16:55:21Z")
\*\* Round shoe laces To the GOP: why are some still licking the boots of Rush Limbaugh? Fuck the Conservatives! \*\* …and the Shoe Laces they Tripped In On! ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2009, 6:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-sequential-threads-part-ii-from-space/489098/175 "2009-04-06T18:11:32Z")
**The Most Base, Crude, Grossest Come-On You’ve Fielded Critique My Law School Application Essay** Yeah, that’s pretty foul. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2009, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-sequential-threads-part-ii-from-space/489098/176 "2009-04-06T21:42:04Z")
\*\*Help save an adorable little puppy from a grisly bloody death Babies at work? \*\* BABIES ATE MY DINGO!!! ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2009, 10:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-sequential-threads-part-ii-from-space/489098/177 "2009-04-06T22:12:46Z")
\*\*Moving to Maryland! Why CHOOSE to be recreationally scared? \*\* C’mon, Maryland’s not THAT scary! ---
**Author:** ![Polycarp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/82dd89/32.png) [@Polycarp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Polycarp)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2009, 10:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-sequential-threads-part-ii-from-space/489098/178 "2009-04-06T22:16:39Z")
In the Pit just now: **I pit my wife and her son. Should I divorce them? You want a divorce? I’ll behead you.** :eek: :eek: :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Scarlett67](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scarlett67/32/7387_2.png) [@Scarlett67](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scarlett67)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2009, 3:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-sequential-threads-part-ii-from-space/489098/179 "2009-04-07T03:41:51Z")
> [@Polycarp](#): > > In the Pit just now: > > **I pit my wife and her son. Should I divorce them? > You want a divorce? I’ll behead you.** > > :eek: :eek: :eek: Well, at least the silent treatment is over. (I came in here to post that one. Curse you, **Polycarp**!) ---
**Author:** ![Alan\_Smithee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/2acd7d/32.png) [@Alan\_Smithee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alan_Smithee)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2009, 6:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-sequential-threads-part-ii-from-space/489098/180 "2009-04-07T06:24:38Z")
I’ve never opened a Sequential Threads thread before, and I came here to post that one! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-sequential-threads-part-ii-from-space/489098.md?page=8) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-sequential-threads-part-ii-from-space/489098.md?page=10)