# Son of The Movie Quote Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 8, 2001, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-the-movie-quote-thread/71735 "2001-07-08T21:20:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Typo\_Negative](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/typo_negative/32/484_2.png) [@Typo\_Negative](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Negative)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2001, 8:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-the-movie-quote-thread/71735/21 "2001-07-10T08:52:58Z")
I’d buy _that_ for a dollar! ---
**Author:** ![darian00](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/dfb087/32.png) [@darian00](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/darian00)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2001, 10:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-the-movie-quote-thread/71735/22 "2001-07-10T10:42:34Z")
And now for something completely different. ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2001, 12:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-the-movie-quote-thread/71735/23 "2001-07-10T12:53:30Z")
It’s the horse of a different color! ---
**Author:** ![The\_Big\_Cheese](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/8baadc/32.png) [@The\_Big\_Cheese](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Big_Cheese)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2001, 1:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-the-movie-quote-thread/71735/24 "2001-07-10T13:36:32Z")
Mrs. Robinson, if you don’t mind my saying so, this conversation is getting a little strange. ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Cynical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ee59a6/32.png) [@Mr.Cynical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Cynical)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2001, 1:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-the-movie-quote-thread/71735/25 "2001-07-10T13:57:20Z")
First you wanna kill me, now you wanna kiss me. Blow. ---
**Author:** ![thinksnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thinksnow/32/2849_2.png) [@thinksnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thinksnow)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2001, 2:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-the-movie-quote-thread/71735/26 "2001-07-10T14:24:17Z")
Okay, let me tell you what Like a Virgin’s about. It’s all about this cooze who’s a regular fuck machine, I’m talking morning, day, night, afternoon…dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick. ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2001, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-the-movie-quote-thread/71735/27 "2001-07-10T15:50:32Z")
Isn’t it awfully nice to have a penis? Isn’t it frightfully good to have a dong? It’s swell to have a stiffy. It’s divine to own a dick, From the tiniest little tadger To the world’s biggest prick. So, three cheers for your Willy or John Thomas. Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake, Your piece of pork, your wife’s best friend, Your Percy, or your cock. You can wrap it up in ribbons. You can slip it in your sock, But don’t take it out in public, Or they will stick you in the dock, And you won’t come back! ---
**Author:** ![The\_Big\_Cheese](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/8baadc/32.png) [@The\_Big\_Cheese](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Big_Cheese)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2001, 5:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-the-movie-quote-thread/71735/28 "2001-07-10T17:38:33Z")
Yes, it’s true. This man has no dick. ---
**Author:** ![thinksnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thinksnow/32/2849_2.png) [@thinksnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thinksnow)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2001, 7:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-the-movie-quote-thread/71735/29 "2001-07-10T19:30:01Z")
I say we work up a “Number 6” on 'em. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Big\_Cheese](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/8baadc/32.png) [@The\_Big\_Cheese](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Big_Cheese)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2001, 1:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-the-movie-quote-thread/71735/30 "2001-07-11T13:24:12Z")
Number 1, I don’t remember how often I used to jerk off, but it was a lot. Number 2, I wasn’t pissed off at my dad, even when I was old enough to know what he and mom were doing in the bedroom. Number 3, I don’t look in the toilet before I flush it. Number 4, I haven’t wet my bed for a long time. Number five, why don’t the two of you go fuck yourselves; I’m outta here. ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2001, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-the-movie-quote-thread/71735/31 "2001-07-11T14:40:47Z")
Now listen, there’s a thousand things that have to happen in order. We are on number eight. You’re talking about number six hundred and ninety-two. ---
**Author:** ![thinksnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thinksnow/32/2849_2.png) [@thinksnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thinksnow)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2001, 4:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-the-movie-quote-thread/71735/32 "2001-07-11T16:00:53Z")
[sup]Name this movie for 100 “knows-their-shit” points[/sup] Doin’ stuff is over rated…Like Hitler, he did alot, but don’t we all wish he would just stayed home and gotten stoned? [sub]Hint quote: Why is it that the good old fashioned American slacker gets no respect for his detachment but the Buddhist monk does? ---
**Author:** ![Gregor\_Samsa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a6a055/32.png) [@Gregor\_Samsa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gregor_Samsa)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2001, 2:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-the-movie-quote-thread/71735/33 "2001-07-12T02:58:17Z")
We called him Mother Superior on account of his long habit. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Big\_Cheese](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/8baadc/32.png) [@The\_Big\_Cheese](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Big_Cheese)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2001, 11:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-the-movie-quote-thread/71735/34 "2001-07-12T23:38:28Z")
We were somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the drugs began to take hold. I remember saying something like… ---
**Author:** ![thinksnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thinksnow/32/2849_2.png) [@thinksnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thinksnow)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2001, 11:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-the-movie-quote-thread/71735/35 "2001-07-12T23:47:43Z")
Hooooly Shi_t_! [sub]I thought you said there were blanks in that gun?[/sub] Hooooly Shi_t_! ---
**Author:** ![The\_Big\_Cheese](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/8baadc/32.png) [@The\_Big\_Cheese](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Big_Cheese)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2001, 12:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-the-movie-quote-thread/71735/36 "2001-07-13T12:48:38Z")
Kyle, all those times I said you were a dumb, stupid Jew, well, I was wrong, you’re not a Jew. ---
**Author:** ![Gregor\_Samsa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a6a055/32.png) [@Gregor\_Samsa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gregor_Samsa)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2001, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-the-movie-quote-thread/71735/37 "2001-07-13T12:49:57Z")
You despise me, don’t you, Rick? ---
**Author:** ![thinksnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thinksnow/32/2849_2.png) [@thinksnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thinksnow)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2001, 1:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-the-movie-quote-thread/71735/38 "2001-07-13T13:30:49Z")
You have nothing to contribute to this, so stay _the fuck_ out! ---
**Author:** ![Gregor\_Samsa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a6a055/32.png) [@Gregor\_Samsa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gregor_Samsa)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2001, 1:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-the-movie-quote-thread/71735/39 "2001-07-13T13:42:56Z")
Just for that, you’re not in the gang anymore. ---
**Author:** ![Protesilaus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/82dd89/32.png) [@Protesilaus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Protesilaus)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2001, 2:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-the-movie-quote-thread/71735/40 "2001-07-13T14:23:24Z")
As far back as I can remember, I’ve always wanted to be a gangster. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-the-movie-quote-thread/71735.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-the-movie-quote-thread/71735.md?page=3)