# Son of The Movie Quote Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 8, 2001, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-the-movie-quote-thread/71735 "2001-07-08T21:20:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Typo\_Negative](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/typo_negative/32/484_2.png) [@Typo\_Negative](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Negative)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2001, 2:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-the-movie-quote-thread/71735/41 "2001-07-13T14:36:43Z")
My father…never liked you. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Big\_Cheese](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/8baadc/32.png) [@The\_Big\_Cheese](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Big_Cheese)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2001, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-the-movie-quote-thread/71735/42 "2001-07-13T15:57:44Z")
I despise the way you pose yourself. You and your whole fucking family. ---
**Author:** ![thinksnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thinksnow/32/2849_2.png) [@thinksnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thinksnow)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2001, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-the-movie-quote-thread/71735/43 "2001-07-13T20:12:22Z")
…you’re my older brother and I love you, but don’t ever take sides with anyone against the family again. Ever. ---
**Author:** ![DynoSaur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@DynoSaur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DynoSaur)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2001, 10:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-the-movie-quote-thread/71735/44 "2001-07-13T22:08:37Z")
Before we start this, there’s something you should know: I am your father’s cousin’s best friend’s former roommate. _What’s that make us?_ Absolutely nothing. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Big\_Cheese](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/8baadc/32.png) [@The\_Big\_Cheese](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Big_Cheese)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2001, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-the-movie-quote-thread/71735/45 "2001-07-14T20:25:52Z")
This strange mixing of minds may be the greatest single service ever performed for humanity! Let’s go, but, inconspicuously, through the window. We’ll use our Batropes. ---
**Author:** ![Gregor\_Samsa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a6a055/32.png) [@Gregor\_Samsa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gregor_Samsa)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2001, 3:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-the-movie-quote-thread/71735/46 "2001-07-15T03:41:25Z")
We’re men, we’re not pinatas, okay? And we’re really hung over. ---
**Author:** ![Nothing\_But\_Net](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/e47c2d/32.png) [@Nothing\_But\_Net](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nothing_But_Net)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2001, 4:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-the-movie-quote-thread/71735/47 "2001-07-15T04:14:50Z")
You can’t park that car here! We’re not parking it, we’re abandoning it! ---
**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2001, 4:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-the-movie-quote-thread/71735/48 "2001-07-15T04:21:30Z")
This isn’t a reasonable place to park? You’re on the _sidewalk!_ ---
**Author:** ![sewalk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b3f665/32.png) [@sewalk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sewalk)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2001, 1:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-the-movie-quote-thread/71735/49 "2001-07-15T13:15:26Z")
Thank God for the rain to wash the trash off the sidewalk. ---
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2001, 1:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-the-movie-quote-thread/71735/50 "2001-07-15T13:57:14Z")
Frankly, you’re beginning to smell and for a stud in New York, that’s a handicap. ---
**Author:** ![sewalk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b3f665/32.png) [@sewalk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sewalk)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2001, 2:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-the-movie-quote-thread/71735/51 "2001-07-15T14:29:38Z")
Mein Fueher! I can walk! ---
**Author:** ![pesch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pesch/32/4925_2.png) [@pesch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pesch)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2001, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-the-movie-quote-thread/71735/52 "2001-07-15T19:00:27Z")
Springtime, for Hitler, and Germany; Goosestep’s the new step, today! ---
**Author:** ![thinksnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thinksnow/32/2849_2.png) [@thinksnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thinksnow)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2001, 10:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-the-movie-quote-thread/71735/53 "2001-07-15T22:20:56Z")
_Coming soon:_ Hitler on Ice! Jews in Space! ---
**Author:** ![sewalk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b3f665/32.png) [@sewalk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sewalk)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2001, 1:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-the-movie-quote-thread/71735/54 "2001-07-16T01:40:23Z")
May the schwartz be with you! ---
**Author:** ![sewalk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b3f665/32.png) [@sewalk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sewalk)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2001, 1:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-the-movie-quote-thread/71735/55 "2001-07-16T01:43:31Z")
Oh crap, three Mel Brooks movies in a row! ---
**Author:** ![DynoSaur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@DynoSaur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DynoSaur)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2001, 2:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-the-movie-quote-thread/71735/56 "2001-07-16T02:39:07Z")
I’m not afraid. _You will be._ ---
**Author:** ![Protesilaus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/82dd89/32.png) [@Protesilaus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Protesilaus)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2001, 3:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-the-movie-quote-thread/71735/57 "2001-07-16T03:37:49Z")
How do you shoot the devil in the back? What if you miss? ---
**Author:** ![The\_Big\_Cheese](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/8baadc/32.png) [@The\_Big\_Cheese](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Big_Cheese)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2001, 6:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-the-movie-quote-thread/71735/58 "2001-07-16T18:13:34Z")
Well, if you had a gun, shoot 'em in the head. If you didn’t, get a torch and burn 'em, they go up pretty easy. Beat em or burn em. ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2001, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-the-movie-quote-thread/71735/59 "2001-07-16T19:53:20Z")
No, no, don’t shoot him. If you shoot him, you’ll just make him mad. ---
**Author:** ![thinksnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thinksnow/32/2849_2.png) [@thinksnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thinksnow)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2001, 9:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-the-movie-quote-thread/71735/60 "2001-07-16T21:43:22Z")
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