# Son of The Movie Quote Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 8, 2001, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-the-movie-quote-thread/71735 "2001-07-08T21:20:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![mrblue92](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/5daacb/32.png) [@mrblue92](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mrblue92)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2001, 10:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-the-movie-quote-thread/71735/61 "2001-07-16T22:15:11Z")
Be afraid. Be very afraid. ---
**Author:** ![Tretiak](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a88e57/32.png) [@Tretiak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tretiak)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2001, 10:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-the-movie-quote-thread/71735/62 "2001-07-16T22:15:57Z")
The Force is strong with this one. ---
**Author:** ![thinksnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thinksnow/32/2849_2.png) [@thinksnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thinksnow)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2001, 10:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-the-movie-quote-thread/71735/63 "2001-07-16T22:27:54Z")
_ONE!_ singular sensation… ---
**Author:** ![The\_Big\_Cheese](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/8baadc/32.png) [@The\_Big\_Cheese](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Big_Cheese)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2001, 6:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-the-movie-quote-thread/71735/64 "2001-07-17T18:02:21Z")
If a woman sleeps alone, it puts a shame on all men ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2001, 2:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-the-movie-quote-thread/71735/65 "2001-07-19T14:55:47Z")
How can you say that? Whose idea was it? I said that you, I and that girl from your acting class should sleep together in a threesome. ---
**Author:** ![Gregor\_Samsa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a6a055/32.png) [@Gregor\_Samsa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gregor_Samsa)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2001, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-the-movie-quote-thread/71735/66 "2001-07-19T16:15:38Z")
Between the three of us, we practically Jesus. Which reminds me, who’s going to bartend tonight? ---
**Author:** ![sewalk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b3f665/32.png) [@sewalk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sewalk)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2001, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-the-movie-quote-thread/71735/67 "2001-07-19T16:24:02Z")
The only time I can count as a threesome is when I use two hands. ---
**Author:** ![Gregor\_Samsa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a6a055/32.png) [@Gregor\_Samsa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gregor_Samsa)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2001, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-the-movie-quote-thread/71735/68 "2001-07-19T16:25:40Z")
(“We” = “We’re.”) ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2001, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-the-movie-quote-thread/71735/69 "2001-07-19T17:20:13Z")
What does three up and three down mean to you, airman? ---
**Author:** ![DynoSaur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@DynoSaur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DynoSaur)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2001, 11:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-the-movie-quote-thread/71735/70 "2001-07-19T23:50:37Z")
One, two, five… _Three, sir_ …three. ---
**Author:** ![Kilt-wearin\_man](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/82dd89/32.png) [@Kilt-wearin\_man](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kilt-wearin_man)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2001, 2:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-the-movie-quote-thread/71735/71 "2001-07-20T02:27:01Z")
We’ve got company. Police? How many? Uh, all of them… ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2001, 1:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-the-movie-quote-thread/71735/72 "2001-07-20T13:54:59Z")
Hey, don’t bother calling the police. I’m here already. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Big\_Cheese](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/8baadc/32.png) [@The\_Big\_Cheese](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Big_Cheese)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2001, 3:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-the-movie-quote-thread/71735/73 "2001-07-20T15:11:38Z")
The United States Government just asked us to save the world. Anyone wanna say no? ---
**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2001, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-the-movie-quote-thread/71735/74 "2001-07-20T19:27:35Z")
“I do believe in spooks, I do believe in spooks, I do, I do, I do…” ---
**Author:** ![Spoke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e57/32.png) [@Spoke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoke)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2001, 9:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-the-movie-quote-thread/71735/75 "2001-07-20T21:14:55Z")
What’s the matter with you? You look like you just saw a ghost! ---
**Author:** ![Gregor\_Samsa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a6a055/32.png) [@Gregor\_Samsa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gregor_Samsa)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2001, 9:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-the-movie-quote-thread/71735/76 "2001-07-20T21:17:27Z")
I see dead people. ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2001, 9:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-the-movie-quote-thread/71735/77 "2001-07-20T21:23:45Z")
Please, they’re dead. It’s a little late to be neurotic. ---
**Author:** ![imthjckaz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/imthjckaz/32/3223_2.png) [@imthjckaz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/imthjckaz)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2001, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-the-movie-quote-thread/71735/78 "2001-07-20T21:41:41Z")
Button that shirt, straighten that cap, and **GODDAMMIT! TUCK IN THOSE PAJAMAS!!** ---
**Author:** ![The\_Big\_Cheese](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/8baadc/32.png) [@The\_Big\_Cheese](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Big_Cheese)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2001, 10:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-the-movie-quote-thread/71735/79 "2001-07-21T10:32:54Z")
You all take a good look at this lump of shit, remember what it looks like. You fuck up in a firefight and I goddamned guarantee you a trip out of the bush - in a body bag! ---
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2001, 11:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-the-movie-quote-thread/71735/80 "2001-07-21T11:35:43Z")
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