# Son of the return of the revenge of sequential threads

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-the-return-of-the-revenge-of-sequential-threads/519582>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [December 1, 2009, 2:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-the-return-of-the-revenge-of-sequential-threads/519582 "2009-12-01T14:09:54Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![dhkendall](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a9adbd/32.png) [@dhkendall](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dhkendall)\
**Post date:** [December 1, 2009, 2:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-the-return-of-the-revenge-of-sequential-threads/519582/1 "2009-12-01T14:09:54Z")

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Starting a new thread here since, per **Malleus, Incus, Stapes!** the other one got too long:

\*\*Boob play.

Which of these titles for a play do you like the most? \*\*

Uhh, aren’t they asking the same thing?

Oh, wait, that says “titles”, not “titties”. Carry on.

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**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\
**Post date:** [December 1, 2009, 2:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-the-return-of-the-revenge-of-sequential-threads/519582/2 "2009-12-01T14:39:48Z")

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**What is the biggest exposed conspiracy?  
The “Pit Bull” Myth**

Really? Are the Illuminati behind it?

Being evil conspirators, I would expect them to prefer cats over dogs. Preferably cats with long white fur they can stroke while contemplating evil.

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**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\
**Post date:** [December 1, 2009, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-the-return-of-the-revenge-of-sequential-threads/519582/3 "2009-12-01T15:17:08Z")

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\*\*Questions about US military special forces units

Ninjas \*\*

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**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\
**Post date:** [December 1, 2009, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-the-return-of-the-revenge-of-sequential-threads/519582/4 "2009-12-01T16:20:05Z")

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**Significant and insignificant  
Argent Towers, you suck  
Four Seattle police officers ambushed and shot dead**

No, no, it’s the other way around!

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**Author:** ![Chessic\_Sense](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7c8e57/32.png) [@Chessic\_Sense](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chessic_Sense)\
**Post date:** [December 1, 2009, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-the-return-of-the-revenge-of-sequential-threads/519582/5 "2009-12-01T16:29:10Z")

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**Have you seen my pig?**  
**Sheehan encounter**

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**Author:** ![Anne\_Neville](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Anne\_Neville](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anne_Neville)\
**Post date:** [December 1, 2009, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-the-return-of-the-revenge-of-sequential-threads/519582/6 "2009-12-01T17:12:03Z")

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**Do illegal immigrants have any ways of dealing with unfair employers?  
Medications taken anally?**

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**Author:** ![Duckster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/duckster/32/1244_2.png) [@Duckster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duckster)\
**Post date:** [December 1, 2009, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-the-return-of-the-revenge-of-sequential-threads/519582/7 "2009-12-01T17:46:25Z")

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The Scrooge Management Method  
[ul]  
[li]P **lease don’t tip our employees** [/li][li]\*\* Holiday depression? Why?\*\*[/li][/ul]

Wars R Us

[ul]  
[li] **Lending Club Experiences** [/li][li]\*\* M1 Abrams vs. Leopard 2\*\*[/li][/ul]  
Your Neighborhood Association Meeting

[ul]  
[li]**How much of an asshole can you be in public before getting arrested? [/li][li] The mysteries of your neighborhood**[/li][/ul]  
Tom Cruise - Couch Potato

[ul]  
[li] **Dreams so odd they cannot even be expressed** [/li][li]\*\* Anyone here a Scientologist?\*\*[/li][/ul]

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**Author:** ![Anne\_Neville](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Anne\_Neville](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anne_Neville)\
**Post date:** [December 1, 2009, 6:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-the-return-of-the-revenge-of-sequential-threads/519582/8 "2009-12-01T18:06:13Z")

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**Why does anyone use AOL? What are some alternatives?  
Medications taken anally?**

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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [December 1, 2009, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-the-return-of-the-revenge-of-sequential-threads/519582/9 "2009-12-01T18:09:31Z")

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\*\*When did the cheating occur in this scenario?  
What constitutes cheating? \*\*

You need to work out the criteria first.

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**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\
**Post date:** [December 1, 2009, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-the-return-of-the-revenge-of-sequential-threads/519582/10 "2009-12-01T19:24:52Z")

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\*\*WTF – things you don’t see every day  
Have you seen my pig? \*\*

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**Author:** ![dhkendall](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a9adbd/32.png) [@dhkendall](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dhkendall)\
**Post date:** [December 1, 2009, 10:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-the-return-of-the-revenge-of-sequential-threads/519582/11 "2009-12-01T22:10:07Z")

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\*\*Views you’ve never heard expressed anywhere except the SDMB

Women: Do you get horny? \*\*

Yes, I would say if I expressed that anywhere other than the SDMB, I’d get my face slapped.

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**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\
**Post date:** [December 1, 2009, 10:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-the-return-of-the-revenge-of-sequential-threads/519582/12 "2009-12-01T22:16:43Z")

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\*\*Is this sentence grammatically correct?  
Ice in ethanol \*\*

No, it’s not because it’s a sentence fragment.

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**Author:** ![Oakminster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/77aa72/32.png) [@Oakminster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oakminster)\
**Post date:** [December 1, 2009, 10:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-the-return-of-the-revenge-of-sequential-threads/519582/13 "2009-12-01T22:55:10Z")

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\*\*If you’re going to bring your dog into the office, you can’t really expect other people to watch it. \*\*

**Have you seen my pig?**

This ain’t the zoo, dammit.

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**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\
**Post date:** [December 1, 2009, 11:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-the-return-of-the-revenge-of-sequential-threads/519582/14 "2009-12-01T23:23:09Z")

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**Why would a small “bead” of mercury appear in the bowl of my toilet?  
What in the heck is in my water?**

You may well ask…

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [December 2, 2009, 12:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-the-return-of-the-revenge-of-sequential-threads/519582/15 "2009-12-02T00:54:44Z")

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\*\*WTF – things you don’t see every day  
Have you seen my pig?  
\*\*  
Not today, I haven’t

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**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\
**Post date:** [December 2, 2009, 7:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-the-return-of-the-revenge-of-sequential-threads/519582/16 "2009-12-02T07:33:15Z")

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\*\*If you’re going to bring your dog into the office, you can’t really expect other people to watch it.  
Man, just let the dog die in peace \*\*

That’s a bit cold. Call the animal shelter first at least.

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**Author:** ![GESancMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gesancman/32/2923_2.png) [@GESancMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GESancMan)\
**Post date:** [December 2, 2009, 9:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-the-return-of-the-revenge-of-sequential-threads/519582/17 "2009-12-02T09:34:09Z")

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**WTF – things you don’t see every day  
A WTF email from Verizon. . .**

I wouldn’t think that would be all that uncommon.

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [December 2, 2009, 1:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-the-return-of-the-revenge-of-sequential-threads/519582/18 "2009-12-02T13:09:43Z")

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A Triple Play:  
\*\* Alternatives to miracles performed by Jesus

“Reconciling” Science and Relgion

Is there any other way to get to Heaven? \*\*

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [December 2, 2009, 1:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-the-return-of-the-revenge-of-sequential-threads/519582/19 "2009-12-02T13:18:20Z")

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\*\*Who do you think you are, computer repairman?  
But… I’m white… and I have a jacket!  
\*\*

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**Author:** ![blondebear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blondebear/32/1022_2.png) [@blondebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blondebear)\
**Post date:** [December 2, 2009, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-the-return-of-the-revenge-of-sequential-threads/519582/20 "2009-12-02T15:56:56Z")

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**What temperature is "Hot as F** \*"  
Hot Toddies, oh how I love Thee! \*\*

\*\*Best freakin’ line you’ve heard lately.  
What’s up with the bags of dog crap left in the parks? \*\*

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