# Son of the return of the revenge of sequential threads **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 1, 2009, 2:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-the-return-of-the-revenge-of-sequential-threads/519582 "2009-12-01T14:09:54Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2009, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-the-return-of-the-revenge-of-sequential-threads/519582/41 "2009-12-04T15:49:57Z")
**"I Heard It Through The Grapevine" Which Artist? The Late Walter Brennan** That would have been an awesome cover. ---
**Author:** ![Covered\_In\_Bees](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7ab992/32.png) [@Covered\_In\_Bees](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Covered_In_Bees)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2009, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-the-return-of-the-revenge-of-sequential-threads/519582/42 "2009-12-04T18:01:22Z")
> [@Anne\_Neville](#): > > **Old Friends coming out as polyamorous > I think my marriage is finished** I think it’s better the [other way around](http://img3.imageshack.us/img3/9297/mozscreenshots.jpg). **I think my marriage is finished Old Friend coming out as polyamorous** I’m divorcing you. By the way, I’ve been polyamorous behind your back. My apologies to **LouisB** though on a serious note. ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2009, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-the-return-of-the-revenge-of-sequential-threads/519582/43 "2009-12-04T18:30:11Z")
\*\* Every Immigrant Suddenly Vanishes from the USA… Is there any other way to get to Heaven?\*\* Um, I don’t think “disappearing” all the immigrants gets you a ticket to Heaven in the first place… ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2009, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-the-return-of-the-revenge-of-sequential-threads/519582/44 "2009-12-04T19:58:53Z")
> [@Malacandra](#): > > \*\* Every Immigrant Suddenly Vanishes from the USA… > Is there any other way to get to Heaven?\*\* > > Um, I don’t think “disappearing” all the immigrants gets you a ticket to Heaven in the first place… “I’ll have a Coke!” ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2009, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-the-return-of-the-revenge-of-sequential-threads/519582/45 "2009-12-04T20:25:20Z")
\*\* The Devils Music! Worst lyrics in rock/pop music\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Covered\_In\_Bees](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7ab992/32.png) [@Covered\_In\_Bees](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Covered_In_Bees)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2009, 9:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-the-return-of-the-revenge-of-sequential-threads/519582/46 "2009-12-04T21:27:13Z")
A two-fer that’s probably happened before but mine’s better because it comes with a [picture](http://img443.imageshack.us/img443/8755/mozscreenshot.jpg): **So… whatcha playin’? World of Warcraft General** And the backwards: **Thank you, Captain Obvious Move2Mac is utterly useless!** ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2009, 1:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-the-return-of-the-revenge-of-sequential-threads/519582/47 "2009-12-05T01:20:22Z")
\*\* I don’t really care if it’s Constitutional or not! The next person who says “Tiger Woods” to me gets a punch in the face. \*\* You really think this is where the First Amendment crosses the line? **The looming crisis in human genetics Is there any other way to get to Heaven?** “By splicing human and angel DNA in the future, access to Heaven will be assured.” \*\*Hamsters razor blades and eyebolts A wedding rant \*\* Whoa, kinky. And everyone wears lots of latex and leather, right? ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2009, 3:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-the-return-of-the-revenge-of-sequential-threads/519582/48 "2009-12-05T03:27:44Z")
**Questions about US military special forces units Why aren’t the feeders of immobile 900-lb people charged with negligent homicide or something?** The US military feeds 900-lb people? ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2009, 2:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-the-return-of-the-revenge-of-sequential-threads/519582/49 "2009-12-05T14:29:37Z")
\*\*I don’t really care if it’s Constitutional or not! Meredith Baxter is gay? Who gives a fuck??? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2009, 3:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-the-return-of-the-revenge-of-sequential-threads/519582/50 "2009-12-05T15:21:15Z")
**Switzerland bans minarets Is there any other way to get to Heaven?** ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2009, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-the-return-of-the-revenge-of-sequential-threads/519582/51 "2009-12-05T18:05:17Z")
**Telling children Santa exists…right or wrong? Could Clinton Avoided Impeachment By Being Honest?** Let’s see how this would work “Chelsea honey, I hate to tell you this, but they’re going to impeach me, so I have to let you know, there is no Santa.” “Uhm dad, I’m 19, I already know that.” No, somehow I don’t think it would have gotten him out of impeachment. ---
**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2009, 4:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-the-return-of-the-revenge-of-sequential-threads/519582/52 "2009-12-06T04:27:36Z")
**’You’re calling to tell me my goats were having sex’ I hate a missed opportunity** Aww, man, you mean I missed out on a goat three-way?!? ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2009, 5:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-the-return-of-the-revenge-of-sequential-threads/519582/53 "2009-12-06T05:55:56Z")
**Honduras elects a new president. What now? Every Immigrant Suddenly Vanishes from the USA…** Who knew the Hondurans were so focused on American immigration issues? And I never saw that Immigrant Disintegration Beam coming… \*\*So you have a PhD… was it worth it? Warts And All. A Good Idea! \*\* Glad you’re satisfied. \*\*Have You Ever Invented Something… World’s Most Beatiful Castles \*\* Whoa! Pics? ---
**Author:** ![Covered\_In\_Bees](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7ab992/32.png) [@Covered\_In\_Bees](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Covered_In_Bees)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2009, 6:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-the-return-of-the-revenge-of-sequential-threads/519582/54 "2009-12-06T06:13:57Z")
Meh, not that funny since it’s been done already kind of, but I went through all the trouble of doing the [screen cap](http://img16.imageshack.us/img16/6127/mozscreenshoty.jpg) and all that so I’m posting it damn it! **You’re calling to tell me my goats were having sex Secrets/Confessions/Random Facts About Yourself** ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2009, 10:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-the-return-of-the-revenge-of-sequential-threads/519582/55 "2009-12-06T10:09:21Z")
**That’s not ‘a large handgun’ 50 Best Protest Signs of 2009** What’s being protested? **Infected belly button vs brain tumor Have we done a pet pic thread lately?** Unless they’re from some B movie, I don’t think I want to see pictures of this. **The sad case of Donny the Punk - a man who wanted to be raped [way TMI] Hilary’s got a Crush? Ewwwww!!!** ---
**Author:** ![Superhal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Superhal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superhal)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2009, 10:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-the-return-of-the-revenge-of-sequential-threads/519582/56 "2009-12-06T10:39:26Z")
**If you had to choose the method of your death, what would it be? Whizzing on the third (electrified) rail** That’s certainly…unique. **Winning the war in Afghanistan. How? Ask the Exotic Pet Guy: Part 2** His previous job was with the Pentagon. \*\*Is there any other way to get to Heaven? NFL Yardage Pool competition \*\* Seems obvious in retrospect. ---
**Author:** ![Superhal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Superhal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superhal)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2009, 11:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-the-return-of-the-revenge-of-sequential-threads/519582/57 "2009-12-06T11:42:34Z")
**’You’re calling to tell me my goats were having sex’ Thank you, Captain Obvious …** **50 Best Protest Signs of 2009 What did they do to Hostess Fruit Pies?** **Question for those who hate Christmas music Have you ever seriously considered killing yourself?** ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2009, 12:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-the-return-of-the-revenge-of-sequential-threads/519582/58 "2009-12-06T12:56:35Z")
\*\*Alternatives to miracles performed by Jesus Let’s put sports prayer to the test \*\* Start small and work your way up to raising the dead, eh? \*\*Is there any other way to get to Heaven? Alternatives to miracles performed by Jesus \*\* Well, with modern materials and lots of translators, the old Tower of Babel technique might work. And if you bring guns and explosives along, once you get there you could probably roll right on though into Valhalla. ---
**Author:** ![Superhal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Superhal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superhal)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2009, 1:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-the-return-of-the-revenge-of-sequential-threads/519582/59 "2009-12-07T01:15:30Z")
\*\*Polanski Under House Arrest In Zurich, Sweden Caught Riding Dirty. Whatcha Readin’ Dec 09 Edition Water Witching (Multi-page thread 1 2 3 4 5 6) Foreign language Dopers–What is your word for “fart”? Colorless Mafia Why aren’t the feeders of immobile 900-lb people charged with negligent homicide or something? Ask the World of Warcraft Guild/Raid Leader\*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2009, 2:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-the-return-of-the-revenge-of-sequential-threads/519582/60 "2009-12-07T02:37:15Z")
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