# Son of the return of the revenge of sequential threads **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 1, 2009, 2:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-the-return-of-the-revenge-of-sequential-threads/519582 "2009-12-01T14:09:54Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2009, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-the-return-of-the-revenge-of-sequential-threads/519582/61 "2009-12-07T13:50:42Z")
\*\*One month in the Philippines…advice? Online Porn and Significant Others \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2009, 2:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-the-return-of-the-revenge-of-sequential-threads/519582/62 "2009-12-07T14:01:59Z")
\*\* Who first applied “teabaggers”… Corgi sleeping position - WTF?! \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2009, 3:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-the-return-of-the-revenge-of-sequential-threads/519582/63 "2009-12-07T15:03:24Z")
> [@Der\_Trihs](#): > > **Honduras elects a new president. What now? > Every Immigrant Suddenly Vanishes from the USA…** > > Who knew the Hondurans were so focused on American immigration issues? And I never saw that Immigrant Disintegration Beam coming… Wouldn’t that be a disimmigration beam? “Where’s Jorge?” “Got Disimmigrated.” ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2009, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-the-return-of-the-revenge-of-sequential-threads/519582/64 "2009-12-07T15:24:34Z")
> [@Hypno-Toad](#): > > Wouldn’t that be a disimmigration beam? > > “Where’s Jorge?” > “Got Disimmigrated.” Ha! Wish I’d thought of that one. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2009, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-the-return-of-the-revenge-of-sequential-threads/519582/65 "2009-12-07T15:50:42Z")
\*\*Have You Ever Personally Known a Murderer?.. You know when you are a lawyer… \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2009, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-the-return-of-the-revenge-of-sequential-threads/519582/66 "2009-12-07T16:57:10Z")
> [@Superhal](#): > > Foreign language Dopers–What is your word for “fart”? > Colorless Mafia We should start using that for the SBD’s. ---
**Author:** ![Projammer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/projammer/32/559_2.png) [@Projammer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Projammer)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2009, 5:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-the-return-of-the-revenge-of-sequential-threads/519582/67 "2009-12-07T17:03:43Z")
**You’re calling to tell me my goats were having sex Have we done a pet pic thread lately?** ---
**Author:** ![Covered\_In\_Bees](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7ab992/32.png) [@Covered\_In\_Bees](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Covered_In_Bees)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2009, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-the-return-of-the-revenge-of-sequential-threads/519582/68 "2009-12-07T18:45:12Z")
**Old people should bathe more often Thank you, Captain Obvious** [Pic](http://img710.imageshack.us/img710/9066/captainobvious.png). ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2009, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-the-return-of-the-revenge-of-sequential-threads/519582/69 "2009-12-07T19:18:27Z")
\*\* ‘You’re calling to tell me my goats were having sex’ WTF – things you don’t see every day \*\* …unless you live near a Goat Farm ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2009, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-the-return-of-the-revenge-of-sequential-threads/519582/70 "2009-12-07T19:45:36Z")
\*\* Have we done a pet pic thread lately? PICTURE GALLERY: Girls With Tattoos \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2009, 12:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-the-return-of-the-revenge-of-sequential-threads/519582/71 "2009-12-08T00:43:07Z")
\*\*The most evil fictional character in history is… Glenn Beck’s Christmas Sweater \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2009, 2:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-the-return-of-the-revenge-of-sequential-threads/519582/72 "2009-12-08T02:15:16Z")
\*\*Who first applied “teabaggers”… Possible TMI: Why am I getting sick now? What goes through my cat’s head when I meow at him? How big can a nuclear weapon get? \*\* It works better if the last line of the lastie was in quotes but I actually laughed out loud at it. “Yeah, mock me by pretending to understand my language and imma drop a 5 megaton nuke on your ass. It’s the only way to be sure.” ---
**Author:** ![Superhal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Superhal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superhal)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2009, 3:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-the-return-of-the-revenge-of-sequential-threads/519582/73 "2009-12-08T03:49:40Z")
\*\*What does your username say about you? I’m such a sucker (but I learned my lesson) Secrets/Confessions/Random Facts About Yourself The Craziest Serial Killer Story you’ve never heard of How horrible are your eating habits? Hamsters razor blades and eyebolts The most diabolically clever thing an evil character ever did Glenn Beck’s Christmas Sweater\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Superhal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Superhal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superhal)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2009, 3:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-the-return-of-the-revenge-of-sequential-threads/519582/74 "2009-12-08T03:57:32Z")
Had to add this one: **Your tricks for fighting mild depression Ask the guy with Locked In Syndrome** ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2009, 6:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-the-return-of-the-revenge-of-sequential-threads/519582/75 "2009-12-08T06:20:47Z")
**Sexuality Today… What are the rules for men removing their hats?** Is this some sort of coded talk for circumcision? ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2009, 8:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-the-return-of-the-revenge-of-sequential-threads/519582/76 "2009-12-08T08:19:32Z")
\*\*‘You’re calling to tell me my goats were having sex’ Phone Phobia \*\* _RING_ _RING_ _RING_ “I’m not picking that up! I just KNOW it’s another call about goat sex!” ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2009, 2:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-the-return-of-the-revenge-of-sequential-threads/519582/77 "2009-12-08T14:35:28Z")
\*\* I quit my job…weird issue I hate my job but I feel guility about quitting Whats the Temp outside right now? \*\* Shouldn’t that be “WHO’S the temp outside right now?” ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2009, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-the-return-of-the-revenge-of-sequential-threads/519582/78 "2009-12-08T20:10:28Z")
\*\* My Son Is Home!!! If you wear that, I’ll disown you. \*\* A Play in Two Acts. ---
**Author:** ![GESancMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gesancman/32/2923_2.png) [@GESancMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GESancMan)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2009, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-the-return-of-the-revenge-of-sequential-threads/519582/79 "2009-12-08T21:12:44Z")
**Windows ME question Has Died** Doesn’t matter what the question is; there’s your answer. ---
**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2009, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-the-return-of-the-revenge-of-sequential-threads/519582/80 "2009-12-08T21:41:51Z")
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