# Son of the return of the revenge of sequential threads

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-the-return-of-the-revenge-of-sequential-threads/519582>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [December 1, 2009, 2:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-the-return-of-the-revenge-of-sequential-threads/519582 "2009-12-01T14:09:54Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [December 8, 2009, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-the-return-of-the-revenge-of-sequential-threads/519582/81 "2009-12-08T21:48:53Z")

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I’m waiting for these three to be in line:

\*\*How best to handle this awkward and embarrassing co-worker situation?  
I think my marriage is finished  
Thank you, Captain Obvious …  
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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [December 8, 2009, 10:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-the-return-of-the-revenge-of-sequential-threads/519582/82 "2009-12-08T22:20:49Z")

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\*\*We don’t need no steenkin LOLcats!  
Thank you, Captain Obvious …  
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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [December 8, 2009, 11:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-the-return-of-the-revenge-of-sequential-threads/519582/83 "2009-12-08T23:05:55Z")

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\*\*Look, just massage my ass, don’t share your political opinions!  
I don’t really care if it’s Constitutional or not!  
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**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\
**Post date:** [December 8, 2009, 11:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-the-return-of-the-revenge-of-sequential-threads/519582/84 "2009-12-08T23:10:32Z")

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**Guys, need some vasectomy experience  
Plastic surgery for men**

Seems like someone shoulda said “Need answer fast”…

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**Author:** ![GESancMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gesancman/32/2923_2.png) [@GESancMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GESancMan)\
**Post date:** [December 8, 2009, 11:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-the-return-of-the-revenge-of-sequential-threads/519582/85 "2009-12-08T23:27:07Z")

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**I don’t think it is possible to get bored watching this  
Son of the return of the revenge of sequential threads**

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [December 9, 2009, 1:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-the-return-of-the-revenge-of-sequential-threads/519582/86 "2009-12-09T01:37:25Z")

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\*\* Today I saw a woman so beautiful that she made me sad

I don’t think it is possible to get bored watching this  
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**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\
**Post date:** [December 9, 2009, 1:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-the-return-of-the-revenge-of-sequential-threads/519582/87 "2009-12-09T13:00:03Z")

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\*\*Honduras elects a new president. What now?  
De Broglie/Bohm versus Everett \*\*

“Welcome to the first annual Presidential Quantum Physicist Cage Fight Tournament of Honduras!”

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**Author:** ![Anne\_Neville](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Anne\_Neville](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anne_Neville)\
**Post date:** [December 9, 2009, 1:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-the-return-of-the-revenge-of-sequential-threads/519582/88 "2009-12-09T13:23:18Z")

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> [@Der\_Trihs](#):
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> “Welcome to the first annual Presidential Quantum Physicist Cage Fight Tournament of Honduras!”

I want to see that…

**What to do with these Ahi Tuna steaks?  
Lutefisk**

No. Just, no.

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [December 9, 2009, 2:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-the-return-of-the-revenge-of-sequential-threads/519582/89 "2009-12-09T14:13:38Z")

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\*\*You beauty I’ve hit the lead in the Tiger Woods pool. Woods  
I’m sick of beauty  
\*\*

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [December 9, 2009, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-the-return-of-the-revenge-of-sequential-threads/519582/90 "2009-12-09T16:43:34Z")

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\*\* For you, does Christmas have anything to do with Christianity?

What do you miss about Christmas?

Non-Christians: What is your relationship to Christmas?

Please tell me what it’s like to have a pet snake… \*\*

It means I always have a garland for my Christmas Tree.

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**Author:** ![garygnu](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/garygnu/32/2924_2.png) [@garygnu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/garygnu)\
**Post date:** [December 9, 2009, 6:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-the-return-of-the-revenge-of-sequential-threads/519582/91 "2009-12-09T18:13:37Z")

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**A light in the sky in northern Norway**  
**Is Anyone Developing a Space Plane?**

I guess so.

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**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [December 9, 2009, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-the-return-of-the-revenge-of-sequential-threads/519582/92 "2009-12-09T18:15:58Z")

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\*\*Hot new stuff in the area of nail polish?

I’m sick of beauty\*\*

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [December 9, 2009, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-the-return-of-the-revenge-of-sequential-threads/519582/93 "2009-12-09T18:29:18Z")

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\*\* It’s Not Christmas Until . . .  
Ambushed by a Christmas carol \*\*

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [December 9, 2009, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-the-return-of-the-revenge-of-sequential-threads/519582/94 "2009-12-09T18:35:35Z")

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\*\* The most diabolically clever thing an evil character ever did

Adapting white rice recipes to brown rice \*\*

…and can you guess, Mr. Bond, which organization owns 90% of the Brown Rice Crop, through various proxy organizations?

That’s right, S.P.E.C.T.R.E.!

Once my Angels of Death dispense the white rice-killing viruses, we will have the entire world on its knees!

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [December 9, 2009, 6:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-the-return-of-the-revenge-of-sequential-threads/519582/95 "2009-12-09T18:57:37Z")

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\*\*Can someone explain the difference between rape and aggravated rape to me?  
Alcohol vs Peroxide vs Iodine etc  
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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [December 9, 2009, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-the-return-of-the-revenge-of-sequential-threads/519582/96 "2009-12-09T20:30:56Z")

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\*\* How do I find out what my tub’s made of?  
Rainbow Colored Breastmilk  
\*\*

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**Author:** ![Beware\_of\_Doug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/278dde/32.png) [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)\
**Post date:** [December 9, 2009, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-the-return-of-the-revenge-of-sequential-threads/519582/97 "2009-12-09T20:42:48Z")

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**Today I saw a woman so beautiful that she made me sad  
I’m sick of beauty**

Sometimes I wish I _could_ be.

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**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\
**Post date:** [December 9, 2009, 10:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-the-return-of-the-revenge-of-sequential-threads/519582/98 "2009-12-09T22:09:36Z")

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**Son of the return of the revenge of sequential threads  
Infected belly button vs brain tumor**

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**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\
**Post date:** [December 9, 2009, 10:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-the-return-of-the-revenge-of-sequential-threads/519582/99 "2009-12-09T22:59:38Z")

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\*\*The risks of organ donation  
What parts of your brain does spelling use? \*\*

Oyh, dno’t wory vbout it. I domated prat of my bwain yaers agö and I psell jubst fwine.

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**Author:** ![GESancMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gesancman/32/2923_2.png) [@GESancMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GESancMan)\
**Post date:** [December 9, 2009, 11:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-the-return-of-the-revenge-of-sequential-threads/519582/100 "2009-12-09T23:01:00Z")

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**Who will win Top Chef?  
Anne Shirley–grrrrrrrrrr**

That’d be a neat trick.

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