# Son of the return of the revenge of sequential threads **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 1, 2009, 2:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-the-return-of-the-revenge-of-sequential-threads/519582 "2009-12-01T14:09:54Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 7
**Author:** ![Anne\_Neville](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Anne\_Neville](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anne_Neville)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2009, 4:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-the-return-of-the-revenge-of-sequential-threads/519582/121 "2009-12-11T16:28:46Z")
You do need to know about the second thread itself for this one: **Happy Hanukkah! How would you like to have one of these in your backyard?** A 10-foot alligator for the backyard! Thank you, that’s just what I wanted for Hanukkah! I think I’ll call 911 now, or maybe Animal Control… ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2009, 4:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-the-return-of-the-revenge-of-sequential-threads/519582/122 "2009-12-11T16:30:21Z")
\*\*Disasters on TVs Little House on the Prairie cursed by Satan? I’d swear it was Andy Garcia… \*\* Andy Garcia! Beware his malevolent powers! **Carol Stream banned?! You bastards… The Jews of the world don’t like you either, Sevastopol** The Jews banned **Carol Stream** , and they’re coming after **Sevastopol** next! ---
**Author:** ![Prelude\_to\_Fascination](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/a183cd/32.png) [@Prelude\_to\_Fascination](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prelude_to_Fascination)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2009, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-the-return-of-the-revenge-of-sequential-threads/519582/123 "2009-12-11T17:49:52Z")
\*\*Salami Use By Radio & TV Stations in Minnesota \*\* That’s a damned obscure topic for a Master’s thesis… \*\*What’s that white stuff in my coffee? Tall, Conical Italian Trees \*\* Sorry, I can’t hear you. I’ve got these tall conical Italian trees in my coffee \*\*Do People Live In the Forests? Is that how it’s spelled? ( 1 2) \*\* It’s been spelled that way for years! Get with the program awready! \*\*What’s the story behind poisonous food preparation? Big Lots Price Tags \*\* [Dana Carvey’s Johnny Carson] I did not know that![/DC’s JC] ---
**Author:** ![Superhal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Superhal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superhal)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2009, 3:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-the-return-of-the-revenge-of-sequential-threads/519582/124 "2009-12-12T03:13:34Z")
\*\*Hot new stuff in the area of nail polish? If you wear that, I’ll disown you. \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2009, 4:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-the-return-of-the-revenge-of-sequential-threads/519582/125 "2009-12-12T04:22:13Z")
**What to do with $30k in cash? Buying food on a calorie per dollar basis** Let’s see, I think the RDA is 2,000 calories per day, so 30,000/2,000 = 15, so I guess you could feed yourself for 15 days. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2009, 1:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-the-return-of-the-revenge-of-sequential-threads/519582/126 "2009-12-12T13:58:29Z")
\*\*How do med students learn to do a digital-rectal exam? Dog Bleeding From Vagina - Need Answer Fast \*\* Bhutcheks - ur doin it rong ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2009, 9:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-the-return-of-the-revenge-of-sequential-threads/519582/127 "2009-12-12T21:36:26Z")
**Alberta Dopers: Did you make it through the storm? Disappearing towns** :eek: Maybe Alberta doesn’t exist any more. ETA: **Letters to Santa Michigan finally passed a smoking ban!** Huh, and here I thought Santa only dealt in small consumer goods. ---
**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2009, 1:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-the-return-of-the-revenge-of-sequential-threads/519582/128 "2009-12-13T01:41:36Z")
\*\*Phrases you’d think people would know Happy Hanukkah! \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2009, 2:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-the-return-of-the-revenge-of-sequential-threads/519582/129 "2009-12-13T02:13:37Z")
\*\*Where [is nuclear waste currently stored?] Evil twins trying to get out of a DUI. \*\* That’ll teach 'em to not be scofflaws! \*\*What does it cost to get your yard surveyed? People String \*\* “Don’t have any? That’s OK, we brought a people squeezer along. You have any kids?” **View inside the eye of a hurricane? Most isolated population center in the world** Yeah, I bet that really cuts down on travel. ---
**Author:** ![GESancMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gesancman/32/2923_2.png) [@GESancMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GESancMan)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2009, 9:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-the-return-of-the-revenge-of-sequential-threads/519582/130 "2009-12-13T09:19:40Z")
**Michigan finally passed a smoking ban! Good on you, citizens of Houston** :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2009, 7:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-the-return-of-the-revenge-of-sequential-threads/519582/131 "2009-12-13T19:17:35Z")
\*\*Who Is This Soothsayer? Susan Boyle \*\* I predict I’ll go on American Idol and become a star! ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2009, 7:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-the-return-of-the-revenge-of-sequential-threads/519582/132 "2009-12-13T19:25:44Z")
**So we have a 20 year old bottle of Irish Creme Good on you, citizens of Houston** That’s not much to go around, though. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2009, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-the-return-of-the-revenge-of-sequential-threads/519582/133 "2009-12-13T21:16:00Z")
\*\* Smoke a rope Do People Still Do Old Drugs? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2009, 10:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-the-return-of-the-revenge-of-sequential-threads/519582/134 "2009-12-14T10:04:48Z")
**Worst logos ever. My GF likes “bad boys”–what’s up with that?it’** Yeah, that’s pretty bad alright. ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2009, 7:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-the-return-of-the-revenge-of-sequential-threads/519582/135 "2009-12-14T19:17:19Z")
**Music making software - what to buy? Susan Boyle** Yes, the Susan Boyle music making software. The interface design doesn’t meet modern western standards of beauty, so when you discover that it actually works well, you’ll be blown away. ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2009, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-the-return-of-the-revenge-of-sequential-threads/519582/136 "2009-12-14T21:25:10Z")
**What constitutes a Christmas song? Songs that sound happy but are actually dark** Yup. ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2009, 11:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-the-return-of-the-revenge-of-sequential-threads/519582/137 "2009-12-14T23:25:37Z")
**Does the concept of “No Child Left Behind” really make sense? Should Children Walk To/From School** If the bus leaves them behind, I guess. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2009, 12:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-the-return-of-the-revenge-of-sequential-threads/519582/138 "2009-12-15T00:01:45Z")
\*\*What is Google counting down? Bathrobes (Need Answer Fast!) \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2009, 1:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-the-return-of-the-revenge-of-sequential-threads/519582/139 "2009-12-15T13:32:31Z")
\*\*22 MILLION, that’s right, MILLION, Bush-era emails found And baby makes 21…Duggars have 19th baby So we have a 20 year old bottle of Irish Creme \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2009, 4:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-the-return-of-the-revenge-of-sequential-threads/519582/140 "2009-12-15T16:41:23Z")
\*\*Michigan finally passed a smoking ban! I Lost My Smokey Cat Today \*\* OK, I don’t like smoking but that’s going too far! \*\*What could cause persistent yeast infections despite lifestyle changes? I am an EVIL uncle \*\* That’s…pretty evil all right. Tacky, but evil. \*\*Uninsured people who oppose healthcare reform Stop this \*\* Right now! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-the-return-of-the-revenge-of-sequential-threads/519582.md?page=6) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-the-return-of-the-revenge-of-sequential-threads/519582.md?page=8)