# Son of the return of the revenge of sequential threads

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-the-return-of-the-revenge-of-sequential-threads/519582>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [December 1, 2009, 2:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-the-return-of-the-revenge-of-sequential-threads/519582 "2009-12-01T14:09:54Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 9

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**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\
**Post date:** [December 19, 2009, 1:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-the-return-of-the-revenge-of-sequential-threads/519582/161 "2009-12-19T13:36:22Z")

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**Auschwitz “Arbeit Macht Frei” Sign Stolen  
Christmas Gift Exchange 2009**

:eek: :eek:

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**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\
**Post date:** [December 19, 2009, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-the-return-of-the-revenge-of-sequential-threads/519582/162 "2009-12-19T16:47:03Z")

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\*\*This is the time of year when…  
I’m sick of beauty

Comments that just blow you away  
Go Ahead…I Can Take It. \*\*

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**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\
**Post date:** [December 19, 2009, 9:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-the-return-of-the-revenge-of-sequential-threads/519582/163 "2009-12-19T21:40:37Z")

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**Stupid Republican idea of the day  
Kraft–_The_ American Cheese"**

Kraft “Freedom” Cheese! Not like that filthy Commie cheese.  
\*\*2009 Sucks. Bring on 2010.  
Go Ahead…I Can Take It. \*\*

“Yeah, that’s right 2010! Bring it on!”

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [December 19, 2009, 11:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-the-return-of-the-revenge-of-sequential-threads/519582/164 "2009-12-19T23:07:46Z")

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**Strongmen, mustaches, bicycles, and striped pants - the late 1800s  
Am I The Only One Frozen Solid Right Now?**

Good plan. Don’t move, and he might not notice you.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [December 20, 2009, 12:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-the-return-of-the-revenge-of-sequential-threads/519582/165 "2009-12-20T00:25:41Z")

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**Silent monks sing ‘Hallelujah Chorus’  
How Big A Deal Was Roast Beef In the 50s**

After I’ve been fasting awhile, even a salad will make me break into song.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [December 20, 2009, 5:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-the-return-of-the-revenge-of-sequential-threads/519582/166 "2009-12-20T05:49:04Z")

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\*\* Drunken cross-dressing 4-year-old boy steals Christmas  
Well, of all people to defriend me on Facebook. LOL!\*\*

What first made you suspect you were going separate ways?

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**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\
**Post date:** [December 20, 2009, 7:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-the-return-of-the-revenge-of-sequential-threads/519582/167 "2009-12-20T07:53:38Z")

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\*\* Dating your Cousin in the UK  
Can Girls Have Orgasms Prior to Puberty?\*\*

…Need Answer Fast? :dubious:

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**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\
**Post date:** [December 20, 2009, 8:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-the-return-of-the-revenge-of-sequential-threads/519582/168 "2009-12-20T08:02:09Z")

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**RIP Dan O’Bannon  
Consolation Oscars**

I’m sorry for your loss Mrs. O’Bannon, but I hope this Oscar will cheer you up.

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**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\
**Post date:** [December 20, 2009, 10:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-the-return-of-the-revenge-of-sequential-threads/519582/169 "2009-12-20T10:41:23Z")

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**What Would You Consider An Insult To Your Spouse?  
Go Ahead…I Can Take It.**

Uhm…does that mean you’re my spouse?

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**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\
**Post date:** [December 20, 2009, 11:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-the-return-of-the-revenge-of-sequential-threads/519582/170 "2009-12-20T11:22:14Z")

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**Canned reindeer meat  
Christmas dinner**

☹

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**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\
**Post date:** [December 20, 2009, 11:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-the-return-of-the-revenge-of-sequential-threads/519582/171 "2009-12-20T11:50:51Z")

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**Grad school admission Q’s… from a grad student  
Describe Your Million Dollar Invention**

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**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\
**Post date:** [December 20, 2009, 2:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-the-return-of-the-revenge-of-sequential-threads/519582/172 "2009-12-20T14:02:54Z")

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> [@Malacandra](#):
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> **Canned reindeer meat  
> Christmas dinner**
> 
> ☹

\*\*Christmas dinner  
Eat This, Not that! \*\*

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**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\
**Post date:** [December 20, 2009, 9:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-the-return-of-the-revenge-of-sequential-threads/519582/173 "2009-12-20T21:34:23Z")

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**How can I make money with my website?  
Describe Your Million Dollar Invention**

Sorry, but you’ll have to come up with your own ideas.

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**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\
**Post date:** [December 20, 2009, 11:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-the-return-of-the-revenge-of-sequential-threads/519582/174 "2009-12-20T23:38:14Z")

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**On the 13th Day of Christmas My True Love Gave to Me…  
Xmas stress**

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [December 21, 2009, 12:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-the-return-of-the-revenge-of-sequential-threads/519582/175 "2009-12-21T00:51:16Z")

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**I’m sleepy  
Comments that just blow you away**

Just…wow.

**Casus belli?  
Can I walk around my house nekkid?**

I don’t think you have to worry, unless you’re Kirstie Alley.

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [December 21, 2009, 1:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-the-return-of-the-revenge-of-sequential-threads/519582/176 "2009-12-21T01:35:55Z")

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\*\*Canned reindeer meat  
TMZ: ‘Sin City’ Actress Brittany Murphy Dead \*\*

Too soon?

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**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\
**Post date:** [December 21, 2009, 1:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-the-return-of-the-revenge-of-sequential-threads/519582/177 "2009-12-21T01:45:58Z")

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\*\*In Costume On The Street Handing Out Flyers, Have You?  
That’s a lot of truckin’ pictures! \*\*

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**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\
**Post date:** [December 21, 2009, 3:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-the-return-of-the-revenge-of-sequential-threads/519582/178 "2009-12-21T03:46:55Z")

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\*\* Christmas dinner  
Crap I _MUST_ have \*\*

Frozen sprouts, canned cranberry jelly …

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [December 21, 2009, 1:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-the-return-of-the-revenge-of-sequential-threads/519582/179 "2009-12-21T13:11:04Z")

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\*\* Jokes for the depressed

I love diarrhea! \*\*

\*\* That zebra looks kinda funny…  
In Costume On The Street Handing Out Flyers, Have You? \*\*

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**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\
**Post date:** [December 21, 2009, 1:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/son-of-the-return-of-the-revenge-of-sequential-threads/519582/180 "2009-12-21T13:17:49Z")

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**Very scary Newt Gingrich video  
The Unabomber was right**

OK, now the Republicans have just plain gone too far.  
\*\*If I were God, things would be different around here!  
Islam in Europe \*\*

And Christianity in the Middle East?

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