# Song Advice Needed for a 2 to 4 Year-old Dance Party

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**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [June 8, 2008, 9:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/song-advice-needed-for-a-2-to-4-year-old-dance-party/452267 "2008-06-08T21:31:27Z")\
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**Author:** ![Barrett\_Bonden](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/5e9695/32.png) [@Barrett\_Bonden](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Barrett_Bonden)\
**Post date:** [June 9, 2008, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/song-advice-needed-for-a-2-to-4-year-old-dance-party/452267/21 "2008-06-09T18:44:05Z")

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“King of Spain” by Moxy Fruvous. Great fun!

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**Post date:** [June 9, 2008, 7:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/song-advice-needed-for-a-2-to-4-year-old-dance-party/452267/22 "2008-06-09T19:23:22Z")

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Old Time Rock-n-roll by Bob Seger?

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**Post date:** [June 9, 2008, 7:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/song-advice-needed-for-a-2-to-4-year-old-dance-party/452267/23 "2008-06-09T19:25:59Z")

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The Twist

Twist and Shout  
Shout!

Disco Duck?

(ducks and runs)

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**Post date:** [June 9, 2008, 8:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/song-advice-needed-for-a-2-to-4-year-old-dance-party/452267/24 "2008-06-09T20:15:40Z")

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My daughter is 14 months old, a little younger than your target audience, but I have never, _ever_ seen _anything_ even _remotely_ like the reaction she has to “Godzilla” by Blue Öyster Cult. Honest to God, she _rocks the hell out_ when she hears “go, go, Godzilla!” even in the Auto Trader commercial.

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**Post date:** [June 9, 2008, 10:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/song-advice-needed-for-a-2-to-4-year-old-dance-party/452267/25 "2008-06-09T22:19:01Z")

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[QUOTE=Flutterby]  
I second this. I just bought the CD and Velociraptor loves it. (789 is a rather nifty song, and he just bops around to it..)  
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I have to ask: Who is Velociraptor?

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**Post date:** [June 10, 2008, 3:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/song-advice-needed-for-a-2-to-4-year-old-dance-party/452267/26 "2008-06-10T03:47:37Z")

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You know what else might be lots of fun? Introduce the kiddies to what is normally a flirtatious game for the grown-ups: [Twister](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Twister_(game))! (If there’s a mini-sized version tailored to kids, that’d be perfect, but I have no idea if such a version has ever been produced, and that article doesn’t say.)

It’s all about the pretty circles in bold colors, and planting your hands and feet… although for such young ones, I’d deemphasize the formal rules re. elimination and winning; just pull some kids out when they get stuck and let others play for a while. (I’d also have an adult be responsible for spinning the wheel, assigning turns, and regulating things. )

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**Post date:** [June 11, 2008, 1:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/song-advice-needed-for-a-2-to-4-year-old-dance-party/452267/27 "2008-06-11T13:15:05Z")

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Mostof **Shonen Knife** ’s songs would probably fit your bill admirably, being very bouncy and peppy and fun, with (mostly) harmless lyrics, or ones that few English-speaking toddlers would be able to absorb. Specifically:

“Flying Jelly Attack”  
“Elephant Pao Pao”  
“Burning Farm”  
“Cycling Is Fun”  
“Miracle Woman”  
“Banana Fish”

“Twist Barbie” would be fun musically, but the lyrics might not be entirely what you’re looking for…

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**Post date:** [June 11, 2008, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/song-advice-needed-for-a-2-to-4-year-old-dance-party/452267/28 "2008-06-11T20:09:22Z")

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[QUOTE=Barrett Bonden]  
“King of Spain” by Moxy Fruvous. Great fun!  
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Man, I gotta say, that song has been stuck in my head for 2 days… very infectious.  
In case anyone else cares (or searches for something like this in the future), here are some other tunes that I put together that are kid friendly:  
Yael Naim - New Soul  
Beach Boys - Barbara Ann  
Beach Boys - Surfing USA  
Jerry Lee Lewis - Great Balls Of Fire  
Jerry Lee Lewis - Whole Lotta Shakin Goin On  
The Monkees - Day Dream Believer  
The Monkees - Hey Hey We\_re The Monkeys  
The Monkees - I’m a Believer  
Huey Lewis and The News - Hip To Be Square  
The Bangles- Walk Like an Egyptian  
Cindy Lauper - Girls just want to have fun  
The Lion King - The Lion Sleeps Tonight  
Bare Naked Ladies - Be My Yoko Ono  
Bare Naked Ladies - If I Had a Million Dollars  
Bare Naked Ladies - One Week  
Blues Brothers - Soul Man  
Ray Charles & the Blues Brothers - Shake Your Tailfeathers

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**Post date:** [June 12, 2008, 5:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/song-advice-needed-for-a-2-to-4-year-old-dance-party/452267/29 "2008-06-12T05:27:49Z")

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Tan Shoes and Pink Shoelaces  
Who Put the Bop in the Bop-She-Bop  
Do-Wa-Diddy-Diddy

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**Post date:** [June 12, 2008, 5:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/song-advice-needed-for-a-2-to-4-year-old-dance-party/452267/30 "2008-06-12T05:47:24Z")

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Won’t vouch for lyrics but toddlers would really rock out to B-52s & Devo hits.

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**Post date:** [June 13, 2008, 2:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/song-advice-needed-for-a-2-to-4-year-old-dance-party/452267/31 "2008-06-13T02:48:50Z")

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seriously They might be Giants is perfect for this kind of thing, quirky and fun stuff grown ups like (well some of us) and kids love, think nerd rock.  
some tracks  
Hotel Detective  
Minimum Wage (play this one 3 or 4 times the whole song is like 15 seconds long if that)  
the Sun Song (aka the sun is a mass of incandescent gas)  
more that were already posted.

I would say violent femmes but, you could go with Fat or maybe American Music

Cake Cake Cake, damnit I cant thing of the song name but part of it is when they say “He is calling you DUDE!” kids love that part.

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**Post date:** [June 13, 2008, 9:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/song-advice-needed-for-a-2-to-4-year-old-dance-party/452267/32 "2008-06-13T21:44:33Z")

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My nieces love anything by Jordy (the Euro kid novelty act from the 90s).

Also try downloading the instrumentals to dance songs that have otherwise questionable lyrics. We thought it would be cute to have 50 Cent’s “Go Shorty, it’s your birthday” song at a 1 year old’s party but the lyrics left a little to be desired.

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