# Song lyrics game: September 2012 edition **URL:** \ **Category:** The Game Room\ **Created:** [September 13, 2012, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/song-lyrics-game-september-2012-edition/634632 "2012-09-13T21:26:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 12\ **Page:** 8
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2012, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/song-lyrics-game-september-2012-edition/634632/142 "2012-09-25T15:53:35Z")
I have the option of caching myself in the flight appendages of a warbling azure fowl. There would be no tintinnabulation marking the sunrise. Nonetheless, it peals and I elevate, obliterate slumbers from my peepers. My Atra is frigid, and causes skin irritation. Somnolent Jean, take heart. Tell me the significance to one who gives creedence to fantasies and to the empress of an alumni reunion event. ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2012, 3:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/song-lyrics-game-september-2012-edition/634632/143 "2012-09-25T15:54:39Z")
> [@lost4life](#): > > Well it’s been ten years, and a thousand tears, and look at the mess I’m in. A broken nose and a broken heart, an empty bottle of gin. > **Ball & Chain - Social Distortion** > _At a temperature below the point that water solidifies, a male once more reposed his cranium on a sack typically filled with a soft subtance, however in this case, filled with a solidified mixture of concrete and aggregates. > Perceiving, perhaps he may view a slightly superior collection of 24 hours periods._ “Evenflow” by Pearl Jam ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2012, 4:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/song-lyrics-game-september-2012-edition/634632/144 "2012-09-25T16:00:53Z")
In a location known as the Ewer, yours truly and a young lady were engaged in dissecting the carpet, just before the arrival of a firearm-toting male pedestrian in search of myself. He alluded to my golden locks and inquired what I was compiling evidence of. He then asserted his ownership of my companion, his concern for her, and the possibility of my imminent demise. ---
**Author:** ![lost4life](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c4cdca/32.png) [@lost4life](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lost4life)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2012, 5:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/song-lyrics-game-september-2012-edition/634632/145 "2012-09-25T17:45:51Z")
> [@astorian](#): > > I have the option of caching myself in the flight appendages of a warbling azure fowl. There would be no tintinnabulation marking the sunrise. Nonetheless, it peals and I elevate, obliterate slumbers from my peepers. My Atra is frigid, and causes skin irritation. > > Somnolent Jean, take heart. Tell me the significance to one who gives creedence to fantasies and to the empress of an alumni reunion event. Oh, I could hide beneath the wings of the bluebird as she sings. **Daydream Believer - Monkees** _You possess a single comrade, and that is I, I am not the only pal that you possess, however, a small buddy that emanates light is what I am, however, in truth, I am not a comrade of yours, however, this is not true._ ---
**Author:** ![lost4life](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c4cdca/32.png) [@lost4life](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lost4life)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2012, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/song-lyrics-game-september-2012-edition/634632/146 "2012-09-25T18:30:59Z")
> [@astorian](#): > > In a location known as the Ewer, yours truly and a young lady were engaged in dissecting the carpet, just before the arrival of a firearm-toting male pedestrian in search of myself. He alluded to my golden locks and inquired what I was compiling evidence of. He then asserted his ownership of my companion, his concern for her, and the possibility of my imminent demise. I was cutting a rug down at a place called The Jug with a girl named Linda Lou… **Gimme Three Steps - Lynyrd Skynyrd** _I left where I was located and returned to my domicile with the female who serves food to patrons of the restaurant. In what manner was I to possess the knowledge that she associated with persons from the largest country in the world. While wagering on games of chance in the capital of Cuba, I exposed myself to a minor probability of loss. Convey litigators, a device from which projectiles are shot by the force of an explosive, and currency, paternal parental unit, remove me from said situation._ ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2012, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/song-lyrics-game-september-2012-edition/634632/147 "2012-09-25T18:42:35Z")
> [@lost4life](#): > > I was cutting a rug down at a place called The Jug with a girl named Linda Lou… > **Gimme Three Steps - Lynyrd Skynyrd** > > _I left where I was located and returned to my domicile with the female who serves food to patrons of the restaurant. > In what manner was I to possess the knowledge that she associated with persons from the largest country in the world. > While wagering on games of chance in the capital of Cuba, I exposed myself to a minor probability of loss. > Convey litigators, a device from which projectiles are shot by the force of an explosive, and currency, paternal parental unit, remove me from said situation._ I went home with a waitress the way I always do. How was I to know she was with the Russians, too? I was gambling in Havana. I took a little risk Send lawyers, guns and money. Dad, get me out of this! “Lawyers, Guns and Money” - Warren Zevon ---
**Author:** ![SiXSwordS](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/49beb7/32.png) [@SiXSwordS](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SiXSwordS)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2012, 6:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/song-lyrics-game-september-2012-edition/634632/148 "2012-09-25T18:48:22Z")
> [@lost4life](#): > > _You possess a single comrade, and that is I, I am not the only pal that you possess, however, a small buddy that emanates light is what I am, however, in truth, I am not a comrade of yours, however, this is not true._ Im your only friend Im not your only friend But Im a little glowing friend But really Im not actually your friend But I am –They Might Be Giants Build a Birdhouse in Your Soul > [@lost4life](#): > > _I left where I was located and returned to my domicile with the female who serves food to patrons of the restaurant. > In what manner was I to possess the knowledge that she associated with persons from the largest country in the world. > While wagering on games of chance in the capital of Cuba, I exposed myself to a minor probability of loss. > Convey litigators, a device from which projectiles are shot by the force of an explosive, and currency, paternal parental unit, remove me from said situation._ I was gambling in Havana I took a little risk Send lawyers, guns and money Dad, get me out of this –Warren Zevon Lawyers, Guns & Money ---
**Author:** ![SiXSwordS](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/49beb7/32.png) [@SiXSwordS](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SiXSwordS)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2012, 7:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/song-lyrics-game-september-2012-edition/634632/149 "2012-09-25T19:03:23Z")
At such time as you ingress the establishment specializing in the service of liquor, adorned in costumery identified with those making their living through their fame and notoriety, and looking quite fetching with the accoutrements of your outfit whose purpose is to announce your readiness for coitus… ---
**Author:** ![lost4life](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c4cdca/32.png) [@lost4life](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lost4life)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2012, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/song-lyrics-game-september-2012-edition/634632/150 "2012-09-25T19:32:23Z")
> [@SiXSwordS](#): > > At such time as you ingress the establishment specializing in the service of liquor, adorned in costumery identified with those making their living through their fame and notoriety, and looking quite fetching with the accoutrements of your outfit whose purpose is to announce your readiness for coitus… When you walk in the bar and you’re dressed like a star, Rocking your F me pumps… Amy Winehouse - Fuck Me Pumps _I will defend myself from unnamed attackers, it is not possible for me to be restrained, even with a military force consisting of a septet of countries._ ---
**Author:** ![FrancisCastle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/b4bc9f/32.png) [@FrancisCastle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FrancisCastle)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2012, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/song-lyrics-game-september-2012-edition/634632/151 "2012-09-25T20:02:48Z")
_I closely resemble a famous rock and roll singer, and you a famous sitcom actress. In any event, I disregard the conjecture on ourselves._ ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2012, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/song-lyrics-game-september-2012-edition/634632/152 "2012-09-25T20:10:06Z")
> [@FrancisCastle](#): > > _I closely resemble a famous rock and roll singer, and you a famous sitcom actress. In any event, I disregard the conjecture on ourselves._ Ooooh, I look just like Buddy Holly, Oh oh, and you’re Mary Tyler Moore… Weezer. ---
**Author:** ![Ponch8](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponch8/32/9883_2.png) [@Ponch8](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponch8)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2012, 3:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/song-lyrics-game-september-2012-edition/634632/153 "2012-09-26T03:12:53Z")
> [@lost4life](#): > > _I will defend myself from unnamed attackers, it is not possible for me to be restrained, even with a military force consisting of a septet of countries._ Seven Nation Army, The White Stripes (I’m gonna fight 'em off A seven nation army couldn’t hold me back) [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/song-lyrics-game-september-2012-edition/634632.md?page=7)