# Song lyrics in other words: 2011 edition

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/song-lyrics-in-other-words-2011-edition/604813>\
**Category:** The Game Room\
**Created:** [December 2, 2011, 8:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/song-lyrics-in-other-words-2011-edition/604813 "2011-12-02T08:14:35Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Enginerd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/bcef8e/32.png) [@Enginerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enginerd)\
**Post date:** [December 2, 2011, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/song-lyrics-in-other-words-2011-edition/604813/21 "2011-12-02T18:50:17Z")

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> [@azraiel](#):
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> 1. Pancho and Lefty? I was certain till I git to the love of drink part…

That’s it - the drink refers to “breath’s as hard as kerosene.”

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**Author:** ![Ponch8](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponch8/32/9883_2.png) [@Ponch8](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponch8)\
**Post date:** [December 2, 2011, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/song-lyrics-in-other-words-2011-edition/604813/22 "2011-12-02T20:08:48Z")

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1. “Misunderstanding” by Genesis?
2. As I arise in the dawn hours, I have the sensation of being similar to Sean Combs. I emphatically apprehend my spectacles; I make my egress from my domicile; I will partake in many of the recreational activities around my municipality. Prior to all of this, I substitute a distilled product from Tennessee for my usual dentrifice, because when I make my egress for the nocturnal hours, I will not render myself to my current location.

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**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\
**Post date:** [December 2, 2011, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/song-lyrics-in-other-words-2011-edition/604813/23 "2011-12-02T20:49:51Z")

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1. Tik Tok.

2. A baked sweetbread, topped with a cerulean glaze now melting, was abandoned in the deluge. The process of producing it, which I fear I will be unable to repeat, was time-consuming, and it is far too much to bear.

3. I desire to be in no place other than this place and time, observing as the planet Earth arouses after the events of the previous day.

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**Author:** ![Ponch8](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponch8/32/9883_2.png) [@Ponch8](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponch8)\
**Post date:** [December 2, 2011, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/song-lyrics-in-other-words-2011-edition/604813/24 "2011-12-02T20:52:35Z")

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1. “MacArthur Park,” Richard Harris
2. “Right Here, Right Now,” Jesus Jones

ETA: There’s a big difference between a sweetbread and a sweet bread.

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**Author:** ![Leaffan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leaffan/32/299_2.png) [@Leaffan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaffan)\
**Post date:** [December 2, 2011, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/song-lyrics-in-other-words-2011-edition/604813/25 "2011-12-02T20:54:54Z")

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1. MacArthur Park

Ninjad by **Ponch8**

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**Author:** ![Enginerd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/bcef8e/32.png) [@Enginerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enginerd)\
**Post date:** [December 2, 2011, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/song-lyrics-in-other-words-2011-edition/604813/26 "2011-12-02T20:56:39Z")

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> [@Ponch8](#):
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> 1. “Misunderstanding” by Genesis?

Not what I was thinking of, but it’s a similar story.

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**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\
**Post date:** [December 2, 2011, 10:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/song-lyrics-in-other-words-2011-edition/604813/27 "2011-12-02T22:33:17Z")

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1. It is essential to be aware there are times when one should stand fast, and times when one should resign - and in doing so, whether to make egress calmly or with haste. In either event, while engaged, one should not conduct financial inventory, as opportunities to do so will present themselves once events have proceeded.

2. In a major city of the American south there is located a domecile known by the crest of the ascendant Helios. Countless scores of youthful people, such as myself, have met their doom there.

3. I shall empathize, child of mine, in the event that you are having difficulties with the fairer sex. Know, however, that though I currently face slightly fewer than one hundred hardships of my own, that none of them involve women of an insolent nature.

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**Author:** ![Ponch8](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponch8/32/9883_2.png) [@Ponch8](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponch8)\
**Post date:** [December 2, 2011, 11:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/song-lyrics-in-other-words-2011-edition/604813/28 "2011-12-02T23:03:21Z")

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1. The Gambler - Kenny Rogers
2. House of the Rising Sun

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**Author:** ![azraiel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@azraiel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/azraiel)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2011, 12:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/song-lyrics-in-other-words-2011-edition/604813/29 "2011-12-03T00:30:30Z")

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> [@azraiel](#):
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> 1. I did my best to not pay attention to him, instead beseeching my God to intervene on his behalf. Some idiots must strut on stage, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing—not even a willingness to crush a Muscadine while others destroy all comestibles.

I think I may have strayed a bit to far, so:

1. (revised): I did my best to not pay attention to him, instead beseeching my God to intervene on his behalf. Some idiots must strut on stage, as full of sound and fury as a chopper, signifying nothing—not even a willingness to crush a Muscadine while others battle with comestibles.

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**Author:** ![Bearflag70](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Bearflag70](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bearflag70)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2011, 12:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/song-lyrics-in-other-words-2011-edition/604813/30 "2011-12-03T00:35:49Z")

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I should throw some of these up on Facebook without explanation.

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**Author:** ![It\_s\_Not\_Rocket\_Surgery](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/it_s_not_rocket_surgery/32/312_2.png) [@It\_s\_Not\_Rocket\_Surgery](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/It_s_Not_Rocket_Surgery)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2011, 1:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/song-lyrics-in-other-words-2011-edition/604813/31 "2011-12-03T01:20:25Z")

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> [@Smapti](#):
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> 1. I shall empathize, child of mine, in the event that you are having difficulties with the fairer sex. Know, however, that though I currently face slightly fewer than one hundred hardships of my own, that none of them involve women of an insolent nature.

99 Problems - Jay-Z

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**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2011, 1:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/song-lyrics-in-other-words-2011-edition/604813/32 "2011-12-03T01:39:28Z")

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1. It was around 3:35 AM and I didn’t know if I should continue working, and how long I could continue, as I was becoming increasingly drowsy.

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_Q](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/898d66/32.png) [@Johnny\_Q](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_Q)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2011, 1:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/song-lyrics-in-other-words-2011-edition/604813/33 "2011-12-03T01:57:44Z")

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1. Should you desire my physical form and find me attractive enough for coitus, please bring this to my attention.

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_Q](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/898d66/32.png) [@Johnny\_Q](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_Q)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2011, 2:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/song-lyrics-in-other-words-2011-edition/604813/34 "2011-12-03T02:07:06Z")

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1. What is the number of thoroughfares a male is required to traverse until his masculinity is confirmed?

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**Author:** ![Ponch8](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponch8/32/9883_2.png) [@Ponch8](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponch8)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2011, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/song-lyrics-in-other-words-2011-edition/604813/35 "2011-12-03T02:20:40Z")

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> [@Smapti](#):
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> 1. It was around 3:35 AM and I didn’t know if I should continue working, and how long I could continue, as I was becoming increasingly drowsy.

25 or 6 to 4

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**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2011, 3:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/song-lyrics-in-other-words-2011-edition/604813/36 "2011-12-03T03:43:13Z")

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1. Do Ya Think I’m Sexy?

2. Blowin’ In the Wind.

27: In the event that I built houses for a living and i had feelings for you, could you still consider becoming my wife and bearing our child?

28: As my visage bears a blank and focused look, he is incapable of judging my emotions.

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_Q](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/898d66/32.png) [@Johnny\_Q](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_Q)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2011, 4:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/song-lyrics-in-other-words-2011-edition/604813/37 "2011-12-03T04:52:19Z")

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1. In my formative years, my maternal parent exhorted me to be a benevolent person and eschew firearms. However, I placed a projectile into a gentleman in northern Nevada simply to witness his expiry.

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**Author:** ![azraiel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@azraiel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/azraiel)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2011, 4:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/song-lyrics-in-other-words-2011-edition/604813/38 "2011-12-03T04:59:07Z")

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1. If I were a Carpenter
2. Folsom Prison Blues

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**Author:** ![azraiel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@azraiel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/azraiel)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2011, 5:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/song-lyrics-in-other-words-2011-edition/604813/39 "2011-12-03T05:08:36Z")

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No guesses for 15 yet?

I have one final edit to bring it fully in-line with what I think the OP is requesting:

1. (revised [again]): I did my best to not pay attention to him, instead beseeching my God to intervene on his behalf. Some idiots must strut on stage. You are familiar with the character, as full of sound and fury as a chopper but signifying nothing—not even a willingness to crush a Muscadine while others battle with comestibles.

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_Q](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/898d66/32.png) [@Johnny\_Q](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_Q)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2011, 5:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/song-lyrics-in-other-words-2011-edition/604813/40 "2011-12-03T05:22:48Z")

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1. Unmanned spacecraft entered the heavens. Such Occurrences strain my mental stability. I observed this for a time, as I enjoy visual electronic media.

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