A snippet from Detention’s Dead Rock n’Rollers"
*Jimi Hendrix and Janis Joplin
And Keith Moon and Elvis Presley
Are dead, dead, dead
Pulled the plug on themselves
Dead rock n rollers they were outta-conrtollers
Played the drug game but they couldn’t maintain
And now they’re dead, dead, dead
Offed themselves for the big buzz
Jimmy Morrison and Sid Vicious
And John Belushi and John Bonham
Were weak, weak, weak
Couldn’t take it at the peak
Dead rock n rollers they were outta-controllers
I guess they felt lame so they snuffed their brains
And now they’re dead, dead, dead
Why couldn’t it be Barry Manilow?
I mean I was never crazy about John Lennon
But at least he didn’t drown to death in his own puke
And what about you, Jim Carroll?
All your friends have
What are you waiting for?
Do it!*
Some fine lads from Wisconsin known as Killdozer, and this is a section from their tribute to Irwin Allen in
Man vs Nature
On the television, a ship was sinking
It seemed so real, but it was just a movie
Made by Irwin Allen (my, what a relief)
And on this ship was Ernest Borgnine
Brave in the face of certain death
He played a cop on a pleasure cruise
Along with his wife, an ex-prostitute
Shelley Winters, she was on the ship
She was good, too- but she died
As did Gene Hackman, a preacher
Who gave his life so that others could live
He died shouting “how many more lives?!”
On the screen, the city crumbled
So realistic, but but yet another film
By the master of realism, mr. Irwin Allen
No less a man than Lorne Green, and mr. George Kennedy
Risked their lives to save the lives of strangers
Their selflessness was moving
Chuck Heston was in the movie too- but he was just a ham
On the tv, a building in flames
It was “Towering Inferno” by Irwin Allen
O.J. Simpson led the cast
In a man-against-nature fight-for-survival
Monty Python tip their hats to Kant, Heidegger, Hume, Hegel, Wittgenstein, Schlegel, Nietzcshe, Mill, Plato, Aristotle, Hobbes, Descartes, and Socrates in Bruce’s Song
There’s the stupid git Sir Walter Raleigh in The Beatles’ “I’m So Tired” and Chairman Mao in “Revolution”; Edgar Allen Poe and Semolina Pilchard in “I Am the Walrus”*.
*The Egg Man is Eric Burdon, who apparently had a thing for covering groupies in raw eggs.