Maybe he understood them perfectly well. The half-life of a radioactive element “is the time when the expected value of the number of entities that have decayed is equal to half the original number,” according to Wikipedia. It’s not like a radioactive substance ceases to be lethal after one half-life elapses; it just means that you need exposure to twice as much of it to kill you.
So if you’ve got 4X a lethal dose of Unobtainium at T=0, then you’ve still got a lethal dose of Unobtainium after two Unobtainium half-lives have passed.
Dar Williams has a song called “We Learned the Sea” with the lyrics:
“I am the captain and I have been told
That tomorrow we land and my ship has been sold
Now losing this boat is worth scarce a mention
I think of the crew, most of all the first ensign”
First ensign? Ensign is a rank, but I don’t think there’s such a thing as the First Ensign. Certainly not on a commercial vessel. Sometimes when you stretch for a rhyme, the result is just … painful.
Then, later:
“I am the captain and I have been told
But I am not shaken, I am eight years old
And you are still young, but you’ll understand”
So the captain is eight years old? So the song is a metaphor? But nothing else in the song suggests this. At this point, I just decided that Dar had been imbibing hippy folksinger substances while writing this particular ditty, and eliminated it from my iPod.
"The salvation army band played… and the children drunk lemonade… and the MORNING LASTED ALL DAY…ALL DAY??
Perhaps it was one of those scandanavian winters?
From “Life in a Northern Town”…
Also… "Mars ain’t the kind of place to raise your kids… in fact its cold as hell…
That always amused me… “Rocket Man”…
Andrew Lloyd Webber’s Tell Me On A Sunday had lyrics by Don Black. It’s about an English woman who moves to New York City and sings “He’s doing some deal up in Baltimore now…”
Anyone who has been in NYC loger than five minutes knows that Baltimore is DOWN.
No, it’s not just a semantic distinction; it’s a completely different concept. “Imagine” is of a piece with John and Yoko’s sort of wishing-will-make-it-so philosophy, quite consistent with Yoko’s conceptual thought-pieces in Grapefruit, John’s “All You Need Is Love,” and the duo’s “War is over–if you want it” campaign.
Preachy, sure, that’s rather the whole point. Arrogant I don’t see, unless you assume that anyone who presumes to preach in the first place is automatically arrogant. “Naive” would be a more apposite criticism.
Speaking of John Lennon, my absolute favorite vocal of his is “Anna”, from the first Fabs album. Unfortunately, the lyrics (by Arthur Alexander, I think) include this line:
“You say he loves you more than me, so I will set you free.”
What?? He loves you more than he loves me?? Yow!!
I respectfully offer this alternative which just occurred to me:
“You say he loves you more than I, so I will say Buh-Bye”
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(Not entirely a whoosh. As with many words, I cannot recall ever having had occasion to verbally discuss conquistadors. And I’m really bad at figuring how to pronounce foreign words. It looks like con-quist-a-door to me. Then again, I thought Don Quixote was “Don Quick-sote”).
It’s a Spanish word, like Quixote. So it’s kon-KEE-sta-dor. Apparently the British pronounce it differently because they like to make English words sound lovely and words in every other language sound as bad as possible.