# Song lyrics you deliberately sing wrong

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/song-lyrics-you-deliberately-sing-wrong/620444>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [April 30, 2012, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/song-lyrics-you-deliberately-sing-wrong/620444 "2012-04-30T20:12:42Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 5\
**Page:** 11

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**Author:** ![alted315](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/cc9497/32.png) [@alted315](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alted315)\
**Post date:** [July 8, 2013, 11:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/song-lyrics-you-deliberately-sing-wrong/620444/201 "2013-07-08T11:58:22Z")

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a beautiful sight  
we’re happy tonight  
walkin’ in womens underwear

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**Author:** ![Archeonomist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/7cd45c/32.png) [@Archeonomist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Archeonomist)\
**Post date:** [July 8, 2013, 2:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/song-lyrics-you-deliberately-sing-wrong/620444/202 "2013-07-08T14:14:15Z")

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I’m your penis  
I’m your fire  
Your desire

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**Author:** ![CurrlyD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/4af34b/32.png) [@CurrlyD](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CurrlyD)\
**Post date:** [July 8, 2013, 4:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/song-lyrics-you-deliberately-sing-wrong/620444/203 "2013-07-08T16:26:12Z")

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And if the cloud bursts, thunder in your rear  
You fart and no one seems to hear.

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**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\
**Post date:** [July 8, 2013, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/song-lyrics-you-deliberately-sing-wrong/620444/204 "2013-07-08T17:33:16Z")

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My wife keeps trying to convince me that My Morning Jacket wants to keep things “off the record” ass opposed to “up the ladder.” Yeah, I’m not so sure about that.

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**Author:** ![Sam\_A.Robrin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sam_a.robrin/32/14497_2.png) [@Sam\_A.Robrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sam_A.Robrin)\
**Post date:** [July 9, 2013, 4:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/song-lyrics-you-deliberately-sing-wrong/620444/205 "2013-07-09T04:43:49Z")

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Ooo-ooo-ooo-oo, Ooo-ooo-ooo-oo-oo.  
Ooo-ooo-ooo-oo, Ooo-ooo-ooo-oo-oo.  
Venus, if you will,  
Please send a little girl for me to thrill–  
A girl with all your beauty and your charms;  
A girl with _two more arms_ than you!  
Ooo-ooo-ooo-oo, Ooo-ooo-ooo-oo-oo.  
Ooo-ooo-ooo-oo, Ooo-ooo-ooo-oo-oo.

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