# Song Parody **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Tags:** music\ **Created:** [November 7, 2023, 11:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/song-parody/992786 "2023-11-07T23:40:49Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 7\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![OldOlds](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a3d4f5/32.png) [@OldOlds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OldOlds)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2023, 11:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/song-parody/992786/1 "2023-11-07T23:40:50Z")
I hope this is ok to post here. I’m not a very creative or artistic person. But, I give you this, to the tune of “Welcome to the Jungle” by Guns n Roses Welcome to my Tungsten baby We got density You can smash anything you like But don’t try to machine ---
**Author:** ![Dung\_Beetle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dung_beetle/32/7945_2.png) [@Dung\_Beetle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dung_Beetle)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2023, 12:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/song-parody/992786/2 "2023-11-08T00:57:26Z")
I came up with this one when my kids were small, so…twenty years ago? My magnum opus. 😊 To the tune of Do You Hear What I Hear: Said the cat to the people everywhere Do you see what I have? Underneath my tail everyone Do you see what I have? It’s pink, it’s pink And it doesn’t stink 'Cause I wash it with my tongue 'Cause I wash it with my-y tongue ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2023, 1:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/song-parody/992786/3 "2023-11-08T01:15:31Z")
To a Walmart ad ditty: Walmart, Walmart the Discount city… (I added) When you walk in they pinch your T\_\_\_y Crude, but that all I gots. 😊 ---
**Author:** ![pkbites](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pkbites/32/204_2.png) [@pkbites](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pkbites)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2023, 8:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/song-parody/992786/4 "2023-11-08T08:48:22Z")
Some of you need to go [Am I Right](http://www.amiright.com/) and have your parodies published online. It’s a lot of fun and fun to see others parodies. ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2023, 2:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/song-parody/992786/5 "2023-11-08T14:18:00Z")
Kayla, when she was about twelve, came up with a Katy Perry parody: _I kissed a squirrel, and I liked it The taste of his acorn Chapstick I kissed a squirrel, just to try it Hope my chipmunk don’t find out It felt so wrong, it felt so right, I’ll sleep in his tree tonight_ I felt I had to contribute: _I can’t even pronounce his name Sounds like chitter-chitter He’s my experimental game With woodland critters_ ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2023, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/song-parody/992786/6 "2023-11-08T16:35:34Z")
Jingle Bells, Batman smells A thousand miles away Blows his nose in Cheerios And eats them every day Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells Santa Claus is dead Rudolph took a .45 And shot him in the head Dashing through the snow In a one-door Chevrolet O’er the streets we go Skidding all the way Hubcaps flying off When we make a turn If we could just get a job Some money we could earn Jingle Bells, Batman smells Robin laid an egg The Batmobile lost a wheel And the Joker got away Jingle Bells, Santa Claus Is suffering from stress They foreclosed on his factory His sleigh they repossessed (Last verse borrowed from JibJab’s “Santa Claus”) ---
**Author:** ![Hampshire](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hampshire/32/4887_2.png) [@Hampshire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hampshire)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2023, 4:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/song-parody/992786/7 "2023-11-08T16:48:44Z")
Remember the old Robert Plant song Tall Cool One? Original lyrics: _You stroll, you jump, you’re hot and you tease’Cause I’m your tall cool one, and I’m built to please._ _Lighten up baby I’m in love with you!_ We turned it into an anti-smoking song: _When you smoke, I choke, I cough and I wheeze, cause when you light one up baby my stomach starts to queeze_ _Light one up baby and I’m done with you!_