# Songs about hair. Got any? **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [August 22, 2014, 1:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/songs-about-hair-got-any/696159 "2014-08-22T01:22:49Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![River\_Hippie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/river_hippie/32/26_2.png) [@River\_Hippie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/River_Hippie)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2014, 1:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/songs-about-hair-got-any/696159/1 "2014-08-22T01:22:49Z")
All I could think of was[**Hair**](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w_zaSKZks1A) from the musical and [**Hairstyles And Attitudes**](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-TtVbTZNB28) by Timbuk 3. Whatta ya got? ---
**Author:** ![Bumbershoot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bumbershoot/32/3428_2.png) [@Bumbershoot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bumbershoot)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2014, 1:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/songs-about-hair-got-any/696159/2 "2014-08-22T01:25:26Z")
“Almost Cut My Hair” by David Crosby ---
**Author:** ![Ponch8](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponch8/32/9883_2.png) [@Ponch8](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponch8)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2014, 1:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/songs-about-hair-got-any/696159/3 "2014-08-22T01:27:56Z")
“Get a Haircut and Get a Real Job” - George Thorogood ---
**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2014, 1:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/songs-about-hair-got-any/696159/4 "2014-08-22T01:29:04Z")
Does “Kooky, Kooky, lend me your comb” work? ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2014, 1:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/songs-about-hair-got-any/696159/5 "2014-08-22T01:33:01Z")
[Roger Rabbit.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ds6w7SkHyw) ---
**Author:** ![RealityChuck](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/realitychuck/32/195_2.png) [@RealityChuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RealityChuck)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2014, 1:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/songs-about-hair-got-any/696159/6 "2014-08-22T01:35:28Z")
Give me a song with hair, long beautiful hair . . . ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Me](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d2c977/32.png) [@Mr.Me](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Me)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2014, 1:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/songs-about-hair-got-any/696159/7 "2014-08-22T01:36:22Z")
A few off the top of my head: Ray Stevens, [The Haircut Song](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1PnIuo4diqY) [Hair](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7dyl0j3WU6Y), from Hair, the musical Kodi LaCroix, [Facial Hair](https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=8waQVl8Ape4#t=267) ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2014, 1:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/songs-about-hair-got-any/696159/8 "2014-08-22T01:37:30Z")
[Baby’s Got a Brand New Hairdo](http://www.last.fm/music/Elvis+Costello/_/Baby%27s+Got+A+Brand+New+Hairdo) by Elvis Costello. mmm ---
**Author:** ![Flywheel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/eb8c5e/32.png) [@Flywheel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flywheel)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2014, 1:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/songs-about-hair-got-any/696159/9 "2014-08-22T01:38:27Z")
[Long Time No See](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gbAcoIscd7U) The Two Ronnies - [Barbershop Quartet Medley](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LBTznepwL8c) ---
**Author:** ![bibliophage](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bibliophage/32/7615_2.png) [@bibliophage](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bibliophage)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2014, 1:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/songs-about-hair-got-any/696159/10 "2014-08-22T01:38:59Z")
“Signs” by Five Man Electrical Band (“And the sign said long-haired freaky people need not apply”). “Sister Golden Hair” by America. ---
**Author:** ![tripthicket](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripthicket/32/297_2.png) [@tripthicket](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tripthicket)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2014, 1:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/songs-about-hair-got-any/696159/11 "2014-08-22T01:46:35Z")
[Whip My Hair](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ymKLymvwD2U) Not that he does, but there is no way under Heaven that Will Smith can deny that child is his. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![bibliophage](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bibliophage/32/7615_2.png) [@bibliophage](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bibliophage)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2014, 1:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/songs-about-hair-got-any/696159/12 "2014-08-22T01:48:23Z")
The spoken introduction to the live version of “Must of Got Lost” by J. Geils Band that I hear most often (“Hey Reputa the Beautah, flip me down your hair”) ---
**Author:** ![Penfeather](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/penfeather/32/384_2.png) [@Penfeather](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Penfeather)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2014, 1:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/songs-about-hair-got-any/696159/13 "2014-08-22T01:49:23Z")
Devil’s Haircut by Beck. ---
**Author:** ![I\_Made\_French\_Toast\_For\_You](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/858c86/32.png) [@I\_Made\_French\_Toast\_For\_You](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/I_Made_French_Toast_For_You)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2014, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/songs-about-hair-got-any/696159/14 "2014-08-22T01:52:26Z")
[Hair](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3vEktE8Uh6k) by PJ Harvey (about Samson and Delilah) ---
**Author:** ![Flywheel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/eb8c5e/32.png) [@Flywheel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flywheel)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2014, 1:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/songs-about-hair-got-any/696159/15 "2014-08-22T01:53:02Z")
[I’m Gonna Wash That Man Right Out of My Hair](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zzu8ZxBHMWk) ---
**Author:** ![breezman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4491bb/32.png) [@breezman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/breezman)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2014, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/songs-about-hair-got-any/696159/16 "2014-08-22T01:54:18Z")
I dream of Jeannie with her light brown hair. By Bugs Bunny (or probably some old person before that). ---
**Author:** ![River\_Hippie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/river_hippie/32/26_2.png) [@River\_Hippie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/River_Hippie)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2014, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/songs-about-hair-got-any/696159/17 "2014-08-22T01:56:40Z")
> [@Bumbershoot](#): > > “Almost Cut My Hair” by David Crosby Good one! ---
**Author:** ![River\_Hippie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/river_hippie/32/26_2.png) [@River\_Hippie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/River_Hippie)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2014, 1:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/songs-about-hair-got-any/696159/18 "2014-08-22T01:57:44Z")
Great choices all! Thanks. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2014, 2:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/songs-about-hair-got-any/696159/19 "2014-08-22T02:00:47Z")
[The Bear And The Maiden Fair](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b3b7fZIT0nk) ---
**Author:** ![It\_s\_Not\_Rocket\_Surgery](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/it_s_not_rocket_surgery/32/312_2.png) [@It\_s\_Not\_Rocket\_Surgery](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/It_s_Not_Rocket_Surgery)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2014, 2:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/songs-about-hair-got-any/696159/20 "2014-08-22T02:02:17Z")
[Cut The Mullet](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jAXrvtraF60)by Wesley Willis [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/songs-about-hair-got-any/696159.md?page=2)