# songs for Trump **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [December 8, 2019, 2:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/songs-for-trump/844542 "2019-12-08T02:10:34Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Mike\_Mabes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mike_mabes/32/1782_2.png) [@Mike\_Mabes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mike_Mabes)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2019, 2:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/songs-for-trump/844542/1 "2019-12-08T02:10:34Z")
Quote, rewrite, paraphrase songs about the Idiot In Chief You never turned around to see the frowns On the jugglers and the clowns when they all did tricks for you You never understood that it ain’t no good You shouldn’t let other people [commit your crimes] for you Ahh princess on a steeple and all the pretty people They’re all drinking, thinking that they’ve got it made Exchanging all precious gifts But you better take your diamond ring, you better pawn it babe How does it feel? To be going down. ---
**Author:** ![Wesley\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wesley_clark/32/20581_2.png) [@Wesley\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wesley_Clark)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2019, 2:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/songs-for-trump/844542/2 "2019-12-08T02:36:14Z")
[![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/Ee_uujKuJMI/maxresdefault.jpg "Green Day - American Idiot [Official Music Video]") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ee_uujKuJMI) ---
**Author:** ![Mike\_Mabes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mike_mabes/32/1782_2.png) [@Mike\_Mabes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mike_Mabes)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2019, 2:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/songs-for-trump/844542/3 "2019-12-08T02:47:22Z")
Yes, I received your [transcript] yesterday, about the time the doorknob broke When you asked me how I was doing [as President] , was that some kind of joke All these people that [I hired], yes, I know them, they’re quite [criminal] I had to rearrange their faces and give them all another name ---
**Author:** ![ricksummon](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ricksummon/32/3333_2.png) [@ricksummon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ricksummon)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2019, 3:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/songs-for-trump/844542/4 "2019-12-08T03:16:51Z")
Trump sings [No Tears Left To Cry.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dKTl1RCQB_Y)😃 ---
**Author:** ![Shoeless](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/shoeless/32/7099_2.png) [@Shoeless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shoeless)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2019, 1:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/songs-for-trump/844542/5 "2019-12-09T01:13:54Z")
Richard Thompson - “Fergus Laing” [![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/wDeHSQrjYJU/maxresdefault.jpg "Richard Thompson - Fergus Laing (Bonus Track)") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wDeHSQrjYJU) It’s so obviously about Trump… ---
**Author:** ![Sherrerd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sherrerd/32/8_2.png) [@Sherrerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sherrerd)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2019, 1:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/songs-for-trump/844542/6 "2019-12-09T01:48:10Z")
Feelin’ better soon you’ll be through Feelin’ better we’ll be done with you I learned my lesson, it left a scar My vote showed me how you really are You’re no good You’re no good You’re no good Donald you’re no good I’m gonna say it again You’re no good You’re no good You’re no good Donald you’re no good I broke the norms, democracy too Well my vote abused rule of law’s residue I’ll hope for forgiveness on bended knee I wouldn’t blame you if you said to me “You’re no good Your vote could Wreck this hood Voting Trump’s no good.” ---
**Author:** ![Kimstu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ecd19e/32.png) [@Kimstu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kimstu)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2019, 3:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/songs-for-trump/844542/7 "2019-12-09T03:38:11Z")
Adding the obligatory [Randy Rainbow link](https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC07F26kHKkpW_qqvXzEGALA). ---
**Author:** ![Guest-starring\_Id](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guest-starring_id/32/21736_2.png) [@Guest-starring\_Id](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guest-starring_Id)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2019, 6:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/songs-for-trump/844542/8 "2019-12-09T06:17:27Z")
Night after night, Fiendin’ to tweet, The ass with a smarmy mug is keeping perfectly discrete. Nobody wants to i-view him. They can see that he’s just a tool. Cause he never gives an answer. Cause the fool on the hill. Having fun, gaining pounds. Helping Vlad run the show. While Stephen Miller makes the rounds. Well on the way, Half way through a hamberder, The oaf with a thousand fake tans spewing perfectly berseker. (right - _sue me_ if some of this shit doesn’t scan all peachy) But none of his base seems to notice, They can see he’s not a fool, And he never shows his taxes… Cause the dotard on the hill, Sees the Proles going down, And the McDee’s that he maowed In his gut, spinning round. ---
**Author:** ![nightshadea](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7ba0ec/32.png) [@nightshadea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nightshadea)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2019, 6:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/songs-for-trump/844542/9 "2019-12-09T06:34:30Z")
i dont have to make my own … there’s a song called "bullet with your name on it " it was made about 10 years ago the sentiments still apply … ---
**Author:** ![Kobal2](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kobal2/32/20_2.png) [@Kobal2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kobal2)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2019, 8:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/songs-for-trump/844542/10 "2019-12-09T08:33:00Z")
Wonder this time when he’s gone Wonder if he’s gone to stay So much sunshine when he’s gone The white house just ain’t his home When is he goin’ away ? ---
**Author:** ![Unreconstructed\_Man](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/76d3ee/32.png) [@Unreconstructed\_Man](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Unreconstructed_Man)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2019, 8:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/songs-for-trump/844542/11 "2019-12-09T08:40:54Z")
“I’m an Asshole” by Denis Leary doesn’t need any editing at all. ---
**Author:** ![don\_t\_ask](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e68b1a/32.png) [@don\_t\_ask](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/don_t_ask)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2019, 10:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/songs-for-trump/844542/12 "2019-12-09T10:53:19Z")
Neither does _I Started a Joke_ by the Bee Gees. ---
**Author:** ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2019, 11:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/songs-for-trump/844542/13 "2019-12-09T11:03:06Z")
I am sure that Lou Reed’s [Dirt](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z1E06cWL-cw)is about him. It goes like this: It’s been a long time since I’ve been spoken to you Was it the right time? Your current troubles and you know they’ll get much worse I hope you know how much I enjoyed them You’re a pig of a person, there’s a justice in this world Hey, how about that? Your lack of conscience and your lack of morality Well, more and more people know all about it We sat around the other night, me and the guys, Trying to find the right word That would best fit and describe you and people like you That no principle has touched no principles baptized How about that? Who’d eat shit and say it tasted good If there was some money in it for him […] You’re just dirt You’re just dirt, The only word for you is dirt That’s all you’re worth - cheap, cheap dirt You know they call it - Cheap, cheap, cheap, cheap, uptown dirt you’re just - cheap, cheap, cheap, cheap, uptown dirt And that is just the start 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Buck\_Godot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/buck_godot/32/6573_2.png) [@Buck\_Godot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buck_Godot)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2019, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/songs-for-trump/844542/14 "2019-12-09T17:34:25Z")
[Why we build the wall.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iAgiK07Py9M) Note that this song was written in 2010. ---
**Author:** ![SteveG1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bb73d2/32.png) [@SteveG1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SteveG1)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2019, 5:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/songs-for-trump/844542/15 "2019-12-09T17:55:31Z")
[![](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/iGJgyuAu6eo/hqdefault.jpg "Millie Jackson Fuck you symphony") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iGJgyuAu6eo) Millie Jackson’s “Fuck You Symphony” ---
**Author:** ![RioRico](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/f04885/32.png) [@RioRico](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RioRico)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2019, 6:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/songs-for-trump/844542/16 "2019-12-09T18:57:28Z")
He’s not really worth the effort so I’ll just imagine rewriting ALLEY OOP with a name change. ---
**Author:** ![furryman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/furryman/32/99_2.png) [@furryman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/furryman)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2019, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/songs-for-trump/844542/17 "2019-12-09T19:35:36Z")
Who lives in a white house inside of DC? Grump Don Loud Pants Abhorrent and orange and annoying is he Grump Don Loud Pants If political nonsense be something you wish Go to the polls and vote like a fish Grump Don Loud Pants ---
**Author:** ![4T6\_2](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/4/ce7236/32.png) [@4T6\_2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/4T6_2)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2019, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/songs-for-trump/844542/18 "2019-12-09T19:41:19Z")
Never had a prez, never had a prez like you, Doing all the lyin’, doing all the lyin’ you do, Tons of fairy stories, ain’t no skin and bones, Largest orange on record, well over 19 stone. What a whole lotta idjit, a whole lotta idjit, A whole lotta POTUS, a whole lotta POTUS, A whole lotta PO PO PO PO PO PO POTUS NO! ---
**Author:** ![Buck\_Godot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/buck_godot/32/6573_2.png) [@Buck\_Godot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buck_Godot)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2019, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/songs-for-trump/844542/19 "2019-12-09T19:45:25Z")
I hate you, you hate me, its a fucking travesty with a pussy grab and a dump up on the floor I’ll be pres. till '24. ---
**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2019, 9:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/songs-for-trump/844542/20 "2019-12-09T21:17:56Z")
\*When I come home, baby And I’ve been lyin’ all night long I put my daughter on my knee And she says, “Donny what’s wrong?” She whispers in my ear so sweet You know what she says? She says, “Ooh, Donny, you’re a fool to cry You’re a fool to cry And it makes me wonder why Donny, you’re a fool”\* [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/songs-for-trump/844542.md?page=2)