# songs for Trump

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/songs-for-trump/844542>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [December 8, 2019, 2:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/songs-for-trump/844542 "2019-12-08T02:10:34Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 2\
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**Author:** ![snowthx](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snowthx/32/10660_2.png) [@snowthx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snowthx)\
**Post date:** [December 10, 2019, 12:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/songs-for-trump/844542/21 "2019-12-10T00:01:36Z")

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I don’t have to bend this one at all (“Witch Hunt”, by Rush):  
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They say there are strangers who threaten us  
Our immigrants and infidels  
They say there is strangeness to danger us  
In our theaters and bookstore shelves  
That those who know what’s best for us  
Must rise and save us from ourselves

Quick to judge  
Quick to anger  
Slow to understand  
Ignorance and prejudice  
And fear walk hand in hand\*

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**Post date:** [December 10, 2019, 12:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/songs-for-trump/844542/22 "2019-12-10T00:54:32Z")

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Don, you fat fuck  
Dude, you absolutely suck  
Gonna shut down the government  
Just because.

Ya got cheese in your veins  
Affecting your brain  
Might as well end it and save us the pain.

_SINGIN’_

VOTE OUT, VOTE OUT, DON-ALD X 2

Pretend-ride a truck  
Wow, what a sorry fuck  
You know ya look like a toddler that’s  
Always stuck.

Vlad’s pinky is you  
Helsinki taboo  
Nato can suck it and the USA too.

_SPEWIN_

V.O.V.O.D.\* X2

Watchin Fox News  
For your presidential views  
Because you can’t form a thought  
Without turning blue.

Ya got blood on your hands  
Your future plans:  
A lien on Mar-a-Lago once they give you the can.

_GAGGING_

V.O.V.O.D. X2  
\*Aw wick-_ked_…_almost_ Voivod.

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