# Songs Martians Mistake as Religion

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/songs-martians-mistake-as-religion/813834>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [May 9, 2018, 12:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/songs-martians-mistake-as-religion/813834 "2018-05-09T00:21:58Z")\
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**Author:** ![Isamu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/7c8e57/32.png) [@Isamu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Isamu)\
**Post date:** [May 16, 2018, 1:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/songs-martians-mistake-as-religion/813834/21 "2018-05-16T13:33:12Z")

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First, you try to fuck it  
Then, you try to eat it  
If it hasn’t learned your name  
You’d better kill it before they see it

Fuck, eat, kill now do it again.

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**Author:** ![Peanuthead](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/peanuthead/32/360_2.png) [@Peanuthead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Peanuthead)\
**Post date:** [May 16, 2018, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/songs-martians-mistake-as-religion/813834/22 "2018-05-16T20:13:07Z")

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Lots of stuff by Van Morrison. Tupelo Honey, Into The Mystic, It Stoned Me, just to name a few.

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