Back in 1989, my friend and I produced a jazz jam session of sorts at a restaurant in Pearl City (we paid a bunch of local musicians and arranged with the owner to let us use a corner of the dining room as a stage for three or four hours). During the session, I requested that they play the Flintstones theme. Everybody was okay with it, but the rhythm guitar guy said he didn’t know it. The bassist told him “Just play I Got Rhythm.”
Dinosaur Jr. (really just J. Mascis on the recording) did a cover/mashup of Quicksand and Andy Warhol by David Bowie. He changed the lyrics to the verses to be about his station wagon that had been recently wrecked. I actually like it better than the original.
I feel you, I had the same reaction. Someone some time ago posted the ATGR version by Parton/Harris/Ronstadt here and I commented that I liked the singing, but not the bowdlerization of that line. What I got as first response was “Ok, boomer”, though I’m a classic Gen-Xer.
Joan Baez changed the lyrics of “The Night They Drove Old Dixie Down” from “Stoneman’s cavalry” to “So much cavalry.” Not sure why, since it makes the line more bland.
She also modified “Suzanne”, singing the line “you’ve touched her perfect body with your mind” with the modified lyrics " Cause she’s touched you, And she’s moved you, And she’s kind"
It was also interpreted as, “OK, so we lost the stupid war. We’re still alive, and we can make a new Japan.” It became very popular during the Tokyo Olympics.
A popular anti-War song around 1914–15 was I didn’t raise my boy to be a soldier (P.O.V. of a grieving mother). After the Zimmerman telegram and all that followed, it was rewritten as I’m glad I raised my boy to be a soldier.
That’s weird. The original song was written by Michael Timmon from Cowboy Junkies. and performed by John Prine and Margot Timmons, and Tyler absolutely butchers it.
So if I have this right, she took a Cowboy Junkies/John Prine song, changed the lyrics and mixed it into a sort-of Bonjovi song, which means she changed the lyrics of two good songs to make a bad one.
Here is the fantastic original, sung live by John Prine and Cowboy Junkies. Listen to this, and marvel at how badly Bonnie Tyler mangled it.: