# Songs that make guys stupid.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/songs-that-make-guys-stupid/514561>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [October 21, 2009, 2:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/songs-that-make-guys-stupid/514561 "2009-10-21T02:27:50Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 8\
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**Author:** ![ExTank](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/35a633/32.png) [@ExTank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ExTank)\
**Post date:** [October 25, 2009, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/songs-that-make-guys-stupid/514561/41 "2009-10-25T19:19:22Z")

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[March of Cambreadth](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eCrnF844_ww) might put you in a mind to bust some heads.

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**Author:** ![Koxinga](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/4af34b/32.png) [@Koxinga](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Koxinga)\
**Post date:** [October 25, 2009, 10:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/songs-that-make-guys-stupid/514561/42 "2009-10-25T22:48:06Z")

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> [@ExTank](#):
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> [March of Cambreadth](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eCrnF844_ww) might put you in a mind to bust some heads.

Well [along those lines . . .](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vBKBI7DOLHA) featuring 10x more gaelic kickassery and not even a smidgen of leather & oiled-up bodies.

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**Author:** ![Apollyon](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/apollyon/32/4238_2.png) [@Apollyon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Apollyon)\
**Post date:** [October 25, 2009, 11:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/songs-that-make-guys-stupid/514561/43 "2009-10-25T23:30:25Z")

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> [@dropzone](#):
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> And are there other songs that inspire otherwise-sensible men to walk–nay, RUN–to their deaths?

So, trying a different tack **dropzone** , 'course whether it’s technically a “song” or not… 🙂

The [Haka](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3GpTsPNwwms&feature=related). (trad. Maori war dance/song, now performed by NZ sports teams – usually Rugby)

[Another version](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8eGCsEQ15L4&feature=related) from a match against Tonga, where the Tongans responded with their own version.

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**Author:** ![Alessan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alessan/32/465_2.png) [@Alessan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alessan)\
**Post date:** [October 26, 2009, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/songs-that-make-guys-stupid/514561/44 "2009-10-26T20:26:40Z")

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> [@Koxinga](#):
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> Well [along those lines . . .](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vBKBI7DOLHA) featuring 10x more gaelic kickassery and not even a smidgen of leather & oiled-up bodies.

Aye. Real Scots oil their weaponry, nae their chests.

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**Author:** ![Apollyon](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/apollyon/32/4238_2.png) [@Apollyon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Apollyon)\
**Post date:** [October 26, 2009, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/songs-that-make-guys-stupid/514561/45 "2009-10-26T20:36:06Z")

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> [@Alessan](#):
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> Aye. Real Scots oil their weaponry, nae their chests.

Aye laddie, oiling the weaponry stops things getting worn under the kilt. 😃

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**Author:** ![Saltire](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/saltire/32/553_2.png) [@Saltire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Saltire)\
**Post date:** [October 26, 2009, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/songs-that-make-guys-stupid/514561/46 "2009-10-26T20:58:49Z")

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I’ve always been stirred up by [Follow Me Up to Carlow](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ORdtRpDULLw). Basically a recruiting song describing one of the Irish rebellions against the English. The lyrics were written 150 years after the rebels it’s calling to join had failed.

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**Author:** ![ExTank](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/35a633/32.png) [@ExTank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ExTank)\
**Post date:** [October 26, 2009, 10:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/songs-that-make-guys-stupid/514561/47 "2009-10-26T22:20:35Z")

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> [@Koxinga](#):
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> Well [along those lines . . .](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vBKBI7DOLHA) featuring 10x more gaelic kickassery and not even a smidgen of leather & oiled-up bodies.

Full props to STB, but MOC hasd head-splitting, blood, guts, etc. And forget the goofy picture montage in the youtube link I posted; that’s just some wanker’s idea of what we should be looking at when we hear the song.

So just “hear the song.”

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**Author:** ![Eugene\_of\_Sandwich](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c37758/32.png) [@Eugene\_of\_Sandwich](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eugene_of_Sandwich)\
**Post date:** [October 27, 2009, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/songs-that-make-guys-stupid/514561/48 "2009-10-27T18:05:38Z")

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My contribution to a weirdly titled thread - The Bonnie Blue Flag.

> **[The Bonnie Blue Flag](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Bonnie_Blue_Flag)**
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> "The Bonnie Blue Flag", also known as "We Are a Band of Brothers", is an 1861 marching song associated with the Confederate States of America. The words were written by the entertainer Harry McCarthy, with the melody taken from the song "The Irish Jaunting Car". The song's title refers to the unofficial first flag of the Confederacy, the Bonnie Blue Flag. The left flag on the sheet-music is the Bonnie Blue Flag.
> The song was premiered by lyricist Harry McCarthy during a concert in Jackson, Missi...

Was also our fight song in high school. The music that is. It is rousing. The first few notes played on a trumpet or good bugle.

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