# Songs that make you cringe **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Tags:** music\ **Created:** [November 1, 2022, 9:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/songs-that-make-you-cringe/974173 "2022-11-01T21:43:50Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![Saint\_Cad](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/saint_cad/32/18907_2.png) [@Saint\_Cad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Saint_Cad)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2022, 3:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/songs-that-make-you-cringe/974173/101 "2022-11-10T03:06:14Z")
_Nobody Here but Us Chickens_ A very racist song playing to the trope of a Black man stealing chickens from a henhouse. Often sung today without knowing the origin of it. ---
**Author:** ![wguy123](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wguy123/32/3161_2.png) [@wguy123](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wguy123)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2022, 3:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/songs-that-make-you-cringe/974173/102 "2022-11-10T03:27:44Z")
There have been a lot of “best of this band’s albums” polls lately, but nothing about the Kinks who have a great catalog (you can debate which periods are best, but they have good stuff). So this got me to thinking that I haven’t listened to those albums in quite some time so I started going through them, from the beginning to wherever I am now (middish70s). There are several mildly cringey songs in those albums but I don’t feel like any of them were intentional. Plus, I think that Lola is pretty much a “be what you want to be” song that had to be fairly unique in 1970. So, I give them a pass for any cringe-worthy songs that I’ve noticed so far. ---
**Author:** ![nearwildheaven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/90db22/32.png) [@nearwildheaven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nearwildheaven)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2022, 4:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/songs-that-make-you-cringe/974173/103 "2022-11-10T04:25:23Z")
There’s a version where the line “We fell in love on the night we met” is actually “We made love on the night we met.” Not a good idea, even though I’m sure there are people reading this who have done that, and especially not if at least one party is 16 years old. JMHO, of course. ---
**Author:** ![nearwildheaven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/90db22/32.png) [@nearwildheaven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nearwildheaven)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2022, 4:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/songs-that-make-you-cringe/974173/104 "2022-11-10T04:26:06Z")
ZOMG, I haven’t heard that song in, like, forever! “Auf Wiedersehen” is cringey in its own way, too. ---
**Author:** ![nearwildheaven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/90db22/32.png) [@nearwildheaven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nearwildheaven)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2022, 4:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/songs-that-make-you-cringe/974173/105 "2022-11-10T04:29:20Z")
Several years ago, I saw a TV show from the state fair, and four young men in matching bowling shirts, greased hair, and sunglasses sang that as a barbershop quartet. They won their category. ---
**Author:** ![Smid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/838e76/32.png) [@Smid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smid)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2022, 10:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/songs-that-make-you-cringe/974173/106 "2022-11-10T10:32:03Z")
> [@Shoeless](#): > > Pfft. ZZ Top has them both beat. Their “Francine” just turned 13! I think Bill Wyman “wins” this thread, not for lyrics, but for [Mandy Smith](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mandy_Smith), a girl he met when she was 13, kept secret till she was 16, and married at 18. The assumption was there was sex from the start. Why he’s not in jail utterly baffles me. And I didn’t realise this, but apparently his 30 year old soon later married Mandy’s mother… ---
**Author:** ![Chad\_Sudan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chad_sudan/32/4509_2.png) [@Chad\_Sudan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chad_Sudan)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2022, 11:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/songs-that-make-you-cringe/974173/107 "2022-11-10T11:56:27Z")
Since you brought up the Kinks and potentially cringey songs, it would be interesting to hear your take on 1981’s “Art Lover.” [![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/9WWsUyn_vZQ/maxresdefault.jpg "The Kinks - Art Lover (Lyrics)") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9WWsUyn_vZQ) For me, it’s one of those songs where you can wonder about the artist’s intention, whether [the artist’s comments about his intention](https://songmeanings.com/songs/view/3530822107858571445/) are sincere, and whether the song actually succeeds in conveying the artist’s intention. ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2022, 12:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/songs-that-make-you-cringe/974173/108 "2022-11-10T12:04:48Z")
Has anyone mentioned David Allan Coe’s racist/sexist/nasty songs he released in the 80s? _Cumstains On The Pillow_, _I Made Linda Lovelace Gag_, _N_\*\*\*\* F_ckers_ to name but a few. ---
**Author:** ![solost](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/solost/32/11776_2.png) [@solost](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/solost)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2022, 12:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/songs-that-make-you-cringe/974173/109 "2022-11-10T12:42:52Z")
> [@nearwildheaven](#): > > There’s a version where the line “We fell in love on the night we met” is actually “We made love on the night we met.” Not a good idea, even though I’m sure there are people reading this who have done that, and especially not if at least one party is 16 years old. JMHO, of course. I don’t know if this applies to whatever version of the song you’re referencing, but ‘making love’ used to have a more innocent meaning-- making out, as in first base, or just courting / wooing a person in general. It wasn’t until, I believe, the late 60s onward that its meaning changed to actually doing the deed. ---
**Author:** ![HMS\_Irruncible](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hms_irruncible/32/7394_2.png) [@HMS\_Irruncible](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HMS_Irruncible)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2022, 1:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/songs-that-make-you-cringe/974173/110 "2022-11-10T13:28:17Z")
> [@Dung\_Beetle](#): > > It just makes my skin crawl to hear Bob Seger singing about tits. It’s a welcome break from the rest of his songs being about his dick. (Surely I don’t need to quote lyrics on this one) ---
**Author:** ![Akaj](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/akaj/32/145_2.png) [@Akaj](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Akaj)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2022, 2:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/songs-that-make-you-cringe/974173/111 "2022-11-10T14:04:24Z")
> [@Loach](#): > > > [@Akaj](#): > > > > > [@Peanuthead](#): > > > > > > Gypsy > > > > The other day I was listening to Van Morrison’s “Into the Mystic,” in which the first line of the chorus is “I want to rock your gypsy soul.” In the song, of course, “gypsy” implies something like “wild and vagabond,” and it’s beautiful … but also a little cringey, since it’s no longer cool to refer to the Romani people as “Gypsies” and the word has become something of a slur. > > > > Of course, Van himself has become a little cringey these days. > > Stop it right now! You are not taking that song away from me. > > Besides it’s much more cringey when he rhymes insight and granite in _Tupelo Honey._ Sorry for the mini-tangent on Van and the word “gypsy.” I actually _don’t_ cringe hearing him sing it – I love most of his music – but I was just pointing out that others might. ---
**Author:** ![Akaj](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/akaj/32/145_2.png) [@Akaj](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Akaj)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2022, 2:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/songs-that-make-you-cringe/974173/112 "2022-11-10T14:08:18Z")
> [@Son\_of\_a\_Rich](#): > > > [@Akaj](#): > > > > I had a client who used to open all their big meetings with it, and it was all I could do to not roll my eyes and make barfy faces. > > Would they play the whole song? That would be torturous. Not only played the whole song, but stood during it. > [@ekedolphin](#): > > It’s even worse now that it’s the official theme of the alt-right. True. This was back in the 90s, so it didn’t carry such ominous overtones. But it was still such shameless jingoism it made my skin crawl. ---
**Author:** ![BlankSlate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blankslate/32/80_2.png) [@BlankSlate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlankSlate)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2022, 2:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/songs-that-make-you-cringe/974173/113 "2022-11-10T14:23:44Z")
Well, hell, now I’m curious. Not a fan of Seger at all, but I give him credit for _Night Moves._ He sang the shit out of that song. ---
**Author:** ![wguy123](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wguy123/32/3161_2.png) [@wguy123](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wguy123)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2022, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/songs-that-make-you-cringe/974173/114 "2022-11-10T16:42:24Z")
I think Ray Davies had an entirely meaning about this song and it was supposed to be about single dads that get their kids one day on the weekend and take them to the park. He took out a line to make it more ambiguous and you end up with a super creepy song which makes you think of Pete Townshend “doing research”. Total cringe. Much more than the songs I was referring to from earlier in their catalog. ---
**Author:** ![Loach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/loach/32/350_2.png) [@Loach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loach)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2022, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/songs-that-make-you-cringe/974173/115 "2022-11-10T17:11:30Z")
> [@Akaj](#): > > > [@Loach](#): > > > > > [@Akaj](#): > > > > > > > [@Peanuthead](#): > > > > > > > > Gypsy > > > > > > The other day I was listening to Van Morrison’s “Into the Mystic,” in which the first line of the chorus is “I want to rock your gypsy soul.” In the song, of course, “gypsy” implies something like “wild and vagabond,” and it’s beautiful … but also a little cringey, since it’s no longer cool to refer to the Romani people as “Gypsies” and the word has become something of a slur. > > > > > > Of course, Van himself has become a little cringey these days. > > > > Stop it right now! You are not taking that song away from me. > > > > Besides it’s much more cringey when he rhymes insight and granite in _Tupelo Honey._ > > Sorry for the mini-tangent on Van and the word “gypsy.” I actually _don’t_ cringe hearing him sing it – I love most of his music – but I was just pointing out that others might. I get it. I just think that’s one of the few songs ever made that if you don’t like it you have to be dead inside. ---
**Author:** ![Saint\_Cad](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/saint_cad/32/18907_2.png) [@Saint\_Cad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Saint_Cad)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2022, 5:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/songs-that-make-you-cringe/974173/116 "2022-11-10T17:44:09Z")
> [@Smid](#): > > And I didn’t realise this, but apparently his 30 year old soon later married Mandy’s mother… Is this a segue into “I’m my Own Grandpa”? ---
**Author:** ![TheTooth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/919ad9/32.png) [@TheTooth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheTooth)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2022, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/songs-that-make-you-cringe/974173/117 "2022-11-10T17:46:13Z")
A lot of people used to complain about Black Sabbath as though they were the devil and his imps incarnate, but as far as I’m concerned their biggest sin is rhyming “masses” with “masses” in War Pigs. Hmph. ---
**Author:** ![pulykamell](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pulykamell/32/3166_2.png) [@pulykamell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pulykamell)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2022, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/songs-that-make-you-cringe/974173/118 "2022-11-10T18:09:47Z")
I think that identity rhyme is fantastic. ---
**Author:** ![markn\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@markn\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/markn_1)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2022, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/songs-that-make-you-cringe/974173/119 "2022-11-10T19:46:51Z")
The OED’s first citation for “making love” meaning “engaging in sexual intercourse” is from 1927. Hemingway used it in this sense in _Farewell to Arms_, published in 1929. ---
**Author:** ![Akaj](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/akaj/32/145_2.png) [@Akaj](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Akaj)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2022, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/songs-that-make-you-cringe/974173/120 "2022-11-10T20:38:19Z")
Oh, so that’s what Van and his girl were going in the green grass behind the stadium! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/songs-that-make-you-cringe/974173.md?page=5) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/songs-that-make-you-cringe/974173.md?page=7)