Songs that now require a technological upgrade

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Actually, one recent song needs an upgrade: Miley Cyrus’s “Party in the USA”

Cause all I see are stilettos
Guess I never got the memo

Memos? I highly doubt any of her fans even know what a memo is. I’m 33 and I’ve never even used one - only heard of them. Ever since my first post-college job in 2001, all work communication was done through email.

I guess one can argue that “never got the memo” is now just a figure of speech, but on the other hand, it’s not an expression that’s likely to be used when the current generation of young-uns grow up.

Didn’t recharge my cell phone
Stepped on a Pop Tart
Cut my heel, had to cruise on back home.

“The Georgia Patrol was making their rounds
So he called 911 just to bring 'em round
And a big-bellied sheriff grabbed his gun and said
Why’d you do it…?”

570 channels and nothing on

“Sealed with a Kiss”

…And I’ll send you all my love, everyday, in a e-mail…sealed with a…

Sig?
PGP Key??
PKZIP??

sealed with a ;*

Hey, farmer, farmer,
Put away that Round-Up Ready seed now.
Give me weeds on the roadside
But leave my corn GMO-free.