# Songs to listen during the act of baby-making **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [November 28, 2000, 7:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/songs-to-listen-during-the-act-of-baby-making/43004 "2000-11-28T07:37:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 14\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![screech-owl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/82dd89/32.png) [@screech-owl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/screech-owl)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2000, 11:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/songs-to-listen-during-the-act-of-baby-making/43004/41 "2000-11-29T11:49:29Z")
Only half the music? The entire song would be nice. I hate when the music finishes before I do. L’il problem with the italics? Is underlining next? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Dumbledore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/dfb087/32.png) [@Prof.Dumbledore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Dumbledore)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2000, 11:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/songs-to-listen-during-the-act-of-baby-making/43004/42 "2000-11-29T11:54:28Z")
“Twisted” by “God is a DJ” ---
**Author:** ![Badtz\_Maru](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e36b37/32.png) [@Badtz\_Maru](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Badtz_Maru)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2000, 11:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/songs-to-listen-during-the-act-of-baby-making/43004/43 "2000-11-29T11:56:19Z")
‘Blood, Milk, and Sky’ by White Zombie. The original, not the remix. ‘Stranglehold’ by Ted Nugent is good too. ---
**Author:** ![CnoteChris](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/278dde/32.png) [@CnoteChris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CnoteChris)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2000, 12:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/songs-to-listen-during-the-act-of-baby-making/43004/44 "2000-11-29T12:11:13Z")
Schreech hurt Cnote. Schreech make Cnote feel bad. Cnote no like. Cnote get angry. Cnote no like Scheech no more. Cnote must 'rase Screech songs. ---
**Author:** ![Geek\_Mecha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ecae2f/32.png) [@Geek\_Mecha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geek_Mecha)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2000, 12:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/songs-to-listen-during-the-act-of-baby-making/43004/45 "2000-11-29T12:43:09Z")
I suppose teasing you about spelling screech three different ways wouldn’t be appreciated, then? [sub]How 'bout if I promise to co- uh, _attend_ your orgy this weekend?[/sub] 😃 _sigh_ I should justify my posting here. Here’s my list: Doin’ It, LL Cool J One on One, Hall and Oates Love in an Elevator, Aerosmith ---
**Author:** ![CnoteChris](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/278dde/32.png) [@CnoteChris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CnoteChris)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2000, 12:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/songs-to-listen-during-the-act-of-baby-making/43004/46 "2000-11-29T12:54:43Z")
Hell, I’ll spell all kinds of things wrong if that’s what I get in return. ---
**Author:** ![screech-owl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/82dd89/32.png) [@screech-owl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/screech-owl)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2000, 1:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/songs-to-listen-during-the-act-of-baby-making/43004/47 "2000-11-29T13:30:27Z")
Perhaps you were just distracted. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2000, 1:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/songs-to-listen-during-the-act-of-baby-making/43004/48 "2000-11-29T13:53:53Z")
I edited the title of this thread. “Fuck” threads are o.k. for the Pit, but we are a kinder, gentler forum, and the use of such words tend to make us blush and swoon. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![xizor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xizor/32/102_2.png) [@xizor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xizor)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2000, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/songs-to-listen-during-the-act-of-baby-making/43004/49 "2000-11-29T15:58:44Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by JuanDeCuba \* > \*\*What a Wonderful World - Louis Armstrong \*\* Isn’t that like a 2.5 minute song? You must be into quickies 😉 ---
**Author:** ![broccoli](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/a183cd/32.png) [@broccoli](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/broccoli)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2000, 4:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/songs-to-listen-during-the-act-of-baby-making/43004/50 "2000-11-29T16:07:29Z")
What a wonderful world? I tried to imagine that, and as hard as I tried it wouldn’t stick in my head. That’s just, I dunnno, not right. It’s like a Grocery Store commercial song or something. When I hear that song I think about kids running in fields with puppies and the innocence of youth. I think about wars ending, and while I agree that people should screw more and kill less, that song definately doesn’t get me in the mood. Sorry to rain on any parades, but I digress. Barry White, Al Green, or Marvin Gaye if you’re makin love - Things with a ‘pulse’ if you’re just gettin’ sweaty. punk snot dead, broccoli! ---
**Author:** ![applsmak](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/779978/32.png) [@applsmak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/applsmak)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2000, 2:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/songs-to-listen-during-the-act-of-baby-making/43004/51 "2000-12-04T02:53:56Z")
Marvin Gaye: “Let’s Get it On”!!! Paula Cole: “Feelin’ Love” (it’s #4 on the City of Angels Soundtrack. the lyrics are pretty provocative–and very sexy!) Janet: “That’s the way Love Goes” and I guess Enya is good when “romance” is a factor… 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![JuanDeCuba](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a87d85/32.png) [@JuanDeCuba](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JuanDeCuba)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2000, 3:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/songs-to-listen-during-the-act-of-baby-making/43004/52 "2000-12-04T03:26:48Z")
Sorry, I thought the thread was “Songs to listen to instead of the act of baby-making”. Is that better? ---
**Author:** ![blastfurnace](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/5e9695/32.png) [@blastfurnace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blastfurnace)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2000, 10:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/songs-to-listen-during-the-act-of-baby-making/43004/53 "2000-12-10T10:20:48Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by AudreyK \* > \*\*One on One, Hall and Oates > Love in an Elevator, Aerosmith \*\* These two were on my list ( : ("…of the best things in liii-ife") as anything by Aerosmith or H and O. Also: I wanna say “Sugarwalls” be Shena Easton, but as cool as that would be, it would be a lie. “Bewitched, bothered and bewildered” by Ella. “If you think I’m sexy” by Revolting Cocks (a la Rod Stewart.) “Suddenly” by Olivia Newton-John (any Xanadu song by ONJ…and “Hopelessly Devoted To You”) “Red Clay” by Freddie Hubbard “Feels So Good” by Chuck M. “Thunder Island” (?) Any Stereolab Any pre-Belle Al Green “Let’s Get It On” Marvin Gaye “Whatever” by Barry White The Whole Fantastic Planet album by Failure “The Sheltering Sky” by King Crimson “Eye of the Hurricane” by Herbie Hancock “Sun Goddess” by Ramsey Lewis That takes care of forplay, then: “Aerial Boundries” by Michael Hedges “The Bed’s Too Big Without You” by the Police “San Jacinto” by Peter Gabriel “Divided Sky” by Phish “Topograpgical Oceans” by Yes Disc 2 The Orb Live finishing with “Flash Gordon” by Queeen (fer kicks) Afterglow: “Simply Beautiful” Al Green “My Favorite Things” by John Coltrane (via Afro Blue Impressions) “Naive Melody” by the Talking Heads “Never Want To Close My Eyes” by Aerosmith. (God, lay off, already. I know it’s sappy and corny, but it makes me feel good) “Lover Man” by Charlie Parker Thats it! ( : ---
**Author:** ![blastfurnace](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/5e9695/32.png) [@blastfurnace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blastfurnace)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2000, 10:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/songs-to-listen-during-the-act-of-baby-making/43004/54 "2000-12-10T10:23:32Z")
…throw any Cardigans song in there for good measure, especially that one about makin’ dinner… [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/songs-to-listen-during-the-act-of-baby-making/43004.md?page=2)