# Songs where narrator dies

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/songs-where-narrator-dies/834748>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [May 30, 2019, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/songs-where-narrator-dies/834748 "2019-05-30T01:51:58Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Dropo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ce7236/32.png) [@Dropo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dropo)\
**Post date:** [May 30, 2019, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/songs-where-narrator-dies/834748/61 "2019-05-30T19:42:33Z")

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The Rolling Stones - “Flight 505”

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**Author:** ![Marvin\_the\_Martian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/marvin_the_martian/32/2898_2.png) [@Marvin\_the\_Martian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marvin_the_Martian)\
**Post date:** [May 30, 2019, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/songs-where-narrator-dies/834748/62 "2019-05-30T21:57:19Z")

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“Please Mr. Custer”

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**Author:** ![DigitalC](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ebca7d/32.png) [@DigitalC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DigitalC)\
**Post date:** [May 30, 2019, 10:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/songs-where-narrator-dies/834748/63 "2019-05-30T22:28:08Z")

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Half of Eminems “Stan”

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**Author:** ![Onthefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/9de053/32.png) [@Onthefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Onthefly)\
**Post date:** [May 31, 2019, 12:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/songs-where-narrator-dies/834748/64 "2019-05-31T00:55:12Z")

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John Prine, “Please Don’t Bury Me”  
Woke up this morning, put on my slippers, walked in the kitchen and died.

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**Author:** ![Sir\_Prize](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d2c977/32.png) [@Sir\_Prize](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sir_Prize)\
**Post date:** [May 31, 2019, 3:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/songs-where-narrator-dies/834748/65 "2019-05-31T03:32:26Z")

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[Mama Look Sharp](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n0lEnp7Bef0)

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**Author:** ![Shoeless](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/shoeless/32/7099_2.png) [@Shoeless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shoeless)\
**Post date:** [May 31, 2019, 12:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/songs-where-narrator-dies/834748/66 "2019-05-31T12:01:25Z")

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> [@Kimble](#):
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> I’m guessing there are a lot of songs by The Decemberists that fit, but “The Hazards of Love 4 (The Drowned)” (spoiler alert!) is the only one that comes to mind right now:
> 
> “But I pulled you and I called you here,  
> And I caught you and I brought you here  
> These hazards of love, never more will trouble us.  
> And these hazards of love, never more will trouble us.”

“Yankee Bayonet” is another one. It’s a duet between a pregnant woman and her husband who was killed in the Civil War.

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**Author:** ![Marvin\_the\_Martian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/marvin_the_martian/32/2898_2.png) [@Marvin\_the\_Martian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marvin_the_Martian)\
**Post date:** [May 31, 2019, 3:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/songs-where-narrator-dies/834748/67 "2019-05-31T15:54:13Z")

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> [@Shoeless](#):
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> “Yankee Bayonet” is another one. It’s a duet between a pregnant woman and her husband who was killed in the Civil War.

“Eli the Barrow Boy” is also partially narrated by the deceased protagonist.

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**Author:** ![ftg](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ftg/32/2801_2.png) [@ftg](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ftg)\
**Post date:** [May 31, 2019, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/songs-where-narrator-dies/834748/68 "2019-05-31T16:11:46Z")

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> [@Marvin\_the\_Martian](#):
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> “Please Mr. Custer”

An ancient, long unused, neuron in a far back region of my brain just went “ding”.

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**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\
**Post date:** [May 31, 2019, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/songs-where-narrator-dies/834748/69 "2019-05-31T16:43:12Z")

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“Forward, ho!”

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**Author:** ![Marvin\_the\_Martian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/marvin_the_martian/32/2898_2.png) [@Marvin\_the\_Martian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marvin_the_Martian)\
**Post date:** [May 31, 2019, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/songs-where-narrator-dies/834748/70 "2019-05-31T16:56:04Z")

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> [@Robot\_Arm](#):
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> _[The Mariner’s Revenge Song](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Sw61oITuts)_

The narrator isn’t dead at the end of the song, he is just about to kill his nemesis. Sometime after the song they will both be whale poop.

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**Author:** ![mbh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a6a055/32.png) [@mbh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mbh)\
**Post date:** [May 31, 2019, 5:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/songs-where-narrator-dies/834748/71 "2019-05-31T17:42:08Z")

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Would “Renegade” by Styx count?

“Hangman is coming down from the gallows and I don’t have very long.”

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**Author:** ![aceplace57](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aceplace57/32/3500_2.png) [@aceplace57](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aceplace57)\
**Post date:** [May 31, 2019, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/songs-where-narrator-dies/834748/72 "2019-05-31T17:59:33Z")

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Long Black Vail

She walks these hills in a long black veil  
She visits my grave when the night winds wail  
Nobody knows, nobody sees  
Nobody knows but me

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**Author:** ![Peter\_Morris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/peter_morris/32/359_2.png) [@Peter\_Morris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Peter_Morris)\
**Post date:** [May 31, 2019, 6:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/songs-where-narrator-dies/834748/73 "2019-05-31T18:07:36Z")

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In one of the Harry Potter books, the ghost Nearly Headless Nick sings a song\* that tells the story of his crime and botched execution. I’ve not seen all of the movies, I don’t know if it was filmed.

- or maybe recited a poem.

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**Author:** ![Wheelz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wheelz/32/5718_2.png) [@Wheelz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wheelz)\
**Post date:** [May 31, 2019, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/songs-where-narrator-dies/834748/74 "2019-05-31T20:18:04Z")

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[The Highwayman](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aFkcAH-m9W0) describes several deaths in the first person, presumably all reincarnated versions of the same highwayman.

There’s also a lesser-known song by the Charlie Daniels Band called [Caballo Diablo](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=guPG4DWXnRM), about the narrator’s obsession with taming the “half-horse, half-devil.” Spoiler alert: It doesn’t end well for either of them.

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**Author:** ![thelurkinghorror](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7c8e57/32.png) [@thelurkinghorror](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thelurkinghorror)\
**Post date:** [May 31, 2019, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/songs-where-narrator-dies/834748/75 "2019-05-31T20:25:18Z")

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> [@markn\_1](#):
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> The end of Marty Robbin’s song _El Paso_ always seemed a little odd to me.
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> I see the white puff of smoke from the rifle,  
> I feel the bullet go deep in my chest.  
> From out of nowhere, Felina has found me,  
> Kissing my cheek as she kneels by my side.  
> Cradled by two loving arms that I’ll die for,  
> One little kiss and Felina good-bye.  
> \*
> 
> Are there other songs where a first person narrator describes their own death?

I guess we’re counting inevitable death, in which case you missed the on-the nose “They’re Hanging Me Tonight” from the same album.

More Nick Cave - half of “Where the Wild Roses Grow”

Half of Magnetic Fields - Yeah! Oh, Yeah!

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**Post date:** [May 31, 2019, 10:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/songs-where-narrator-dies/834748/76 "2019-05-31T22:17:49Z")

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Hey, did I miss a mention of **“Jeannie Needs A Shooter”** or **“Indiana Wants Me”** in the previous posts? I guess one could argue that we don’t know if the narrator is simply seriously wounded…

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**Author:** ![USCDiver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/uscdiver/32/354_2.png) [@USCDiver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/USCDiver)\
**Post date:** [May 31, 2019, 10:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/songs-where-narrator-dies/834748/77 "2019-05-31T22:19:42Z")

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_Sonora’s Death Row_

Edit: Nevermind, he’s waiting to be hung, but not dead yet.

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**Author:** ![markn\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@markn\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/markn_1)\
**Post date:** [May 31, 2019, 10:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/songs-where-narrator-dies/834748/78 "2019-05-31T22:29:56Z")

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> [@thelurkinghorror](#):
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> I guess we’re counting inevitable death, in which case you missed the on-the nose “They’re Hanging Me Tonight” from the same album.

No, see #43. I’m interested in songs where the narrator is already dead; where it’s logically impossible for them to be singing this song. Sorry that wasn’t clearer in the OP.

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**Author:** ![Two\_Many\_Cats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/8dc957/32.png) [@Two\_Many\_Cats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Two_Many_Cats)\
**Post date:** [June 1, 2019, 12:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/songs-where-narrator-dies/834748/79 "2019-06-01T00:28:45Z")

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How about _The Highwayman_? One of the few country songs about reincarnation. Narrator keeps living and dying and living and dying and living and…

Sung by Willie, Waylon, Kris, and Johnny.

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**Author:** ![Two\_Many\_Cats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/8dc957/32.png) [@Two\_Many\_Cats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Two_Many_Cats)\
**Post date:** [June 1, 2019, 12:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/songs-where-narrator-dies/834748/80 "2019-06-01T00:30:31Z")

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> [@Wheelz](#):
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> [The Highwayman](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aFkcAH-m9W0) describes several deaths in the first person, presumably all reincarnated versions of the same highwayman.
> 
> .

Dammit, dammit, DAMMIT!!!

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