# Songs with a brand name in the title

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/songs-with-a-brand-name-in-the-title/833628>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [May 7, 2019, 6:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/songs-with-a-brand-name-in-the-title/833628 "2019-05-07T18:04:40Z")\
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[Heinz Baked Beans](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWuotfT_j6s) by the Who

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**Post date:** [May 7, 2019, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/songs-with-a-brand-name-in-the-title/833628/22 "2019-05-07T19:39:48Z")

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> [@Wheelz](#):
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> I heard Paul Simon’s “Kodachrome” this morning. It led me to think about how silly it was that the Kinks had to change “Coca-Cola” to “cherry cola” in “Lola,” and yet here’s a song all about a brand-name product, with that brand name as the song’s title, no less.

The BBC didn’t allow names of products on the air. “Kodachrome” wasn’t released as a single in the UK for that reason. However, the Kinks wanted the airplay, so they redubbed the line.

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**Post date:** [May 7, 2019, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/songs-with-a-brand-name-in-the-title/833628/23 "2019-05-07T19:40:55Z")

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Alvin Crow and the Pleasant Valley Boys: [Nyquil Blues.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N-9jy553zzY)

\*Gimme a bottle of Nyquil  
That restful sleep my body needs  
Analgesic decongestant with a antihistamine  
\*

_I just can’t be satisfied unless my tongue is green._

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**Post date:** [May 7, 2019, 7:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/songs-with-a-brand-name-in-the-title/833628/24 "2019-05-07T19:52:29Z")

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> [@Wheelz](#):
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> Jeez, car songs could take up a whole other thread.

Yea. Hey Little Cobra counts. I’m not sure if 409 does. It’s not a brand though it refers to a specific manufacturer’s engine.

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**Post date:** [May 7, 2019, 7:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/songs-with-a-brand-name-in-the-title/833628/25 "2019-05-07T19:55:59Z")

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> [@Telemark](#):
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> [Rum and Coca-Cola](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zGxL2uNr7bk), here by the Andrews Sisters

Like cars, songs with the brand names of alcoholic beverages could be a sub-category.

“Rednecks, White Socks, and Blue Ribbon Beer” - Johnny Russell.

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**Post date:** [May 7, 2019, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/songs-with-a-brand-name-in-the-title/833628/26 "2019-05-07T20:24:14Z")

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Pass the Courvoisier  
Gucci Gucci  
Air Force Ones  
My Adidas (even non-hip-hop heads anywhere close to my age should know that one)

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**Post date:** [May 7, 2019, 8:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/songs-with-a-brand-name-in-the-title/833628/27 "2019-05-07T20:29:15Z")

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Cover of the Rolling Stone by Doctor Hook and the Medicine Show

[![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/gUjcjUF-urU/hqdefault.jpg "Dr Hook - "Cover Of The Rolling Stone" (Live from BBC show 1980)") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gUjcjUF-urU)

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**Post date:** [May 7, 2019, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/songs-with-a-brand-name-in-the-title/833628/28 "2019-05-07T20:37:07Z")

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Janis Joplin - Mercedes-Benz

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Dinah Shore: “See the USA in your Chevrolet.” 😃

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_[A Rose and A Baby Ruth](https://youtu.be/JRt1KNQhcBs)_

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**Post date:** [May 7, 2019, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/songs-with-a-brand-name-in-the-title/833628/31 "2019-05-07T21:13:15Z")

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Pop Rocks and Coke - Green Day  
I Only Drink Bud - The Queers  
2000 Flushes - Chixdiggit!

And if we count puns on the brand name:  
Harley David (Son of a Bitch) - Serge Gainsbourg (covered in English by the Bollock Brothers)

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[Speaking of Coca Cola…](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LDHjY1giwGs)

(Warning: link contains general Fugishness.)

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**Post date:** [May 8, 2019, 12:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/songs-with-a-brand-name-in-the-title/833628/33 "2019-05-08T00:32:02Z")

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Another catagory that probably has a lot of entries: Sports teams fight songs.  
Go Cubs Go and Bear Down, Chicago Bears are the two most familiar to me. There’s also Let’s Go, Go Go White Sox for the southsiders. The Super Bowl Shuffle probably counts, too.

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**Post date:** [May 8, 2019, 1:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/songs-with-a-brand-name-in-the-title/833628/34 "2019-05-08T01:22:09Z")

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Call Ticketron - Run the Jewels  
Superbird - Fu Manchu  
Slick Black Cadillac - Quiet Riot  
The Jeeps, the Lex Coups, The Bimaz and the Benz - Lost Boyz

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“It Was A Very Goodyear”

(Okay, start nitpicking)

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**Post date:** [May 8, 2019, 5:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/songs-with-a-brand-name-in-the-title/833628/36 "2019-05-08T05:59:11Z")

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“Novacane” and “Nikes” by Frank Ocean  
“[Novacane](https://youtu.be/S2whdGwK84Y)” (different song) and “Fuckin With My Head (Mountain Dew Rock)” by Beck  
“[Novocaine For the Soul](https://youtu.be/V2yy141q8HQ)” by Eels  
“[Date with Ikea](https://youtu.be/O7mp9n8o1XM)” by Pavement  
“[From a Motel 6](https://youtu.be/Ebm0HiRJSGs)” by Yo La Tengo

Songs without links above are NSFW; they’re linked below.

“[Novacane](https://youtu.be/hgOu8eRJZ3Q)”  
“[Nikes](https://youtu.be/diIFhc_Kzng)”  
“[Fuckin With My Head (Mountain Dew Rock)](https://youtu.be/XbJ6b8io9dY)”

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“Little Red Rodeo,” by Phil Vassar.

About an Isuzu Rodeo SUV, of course.

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Grapefruit - Juicy Fruit. Jimmy Buffett.

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> [@jnglmassiv](#):
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> Another catagory that probably has a lot of entries: Sports teams fight songs.  
> Go Cubs Go and Bear Down, Chicago Bears are the two most familiar to me. There’s also Let’s Go, Go Go White Sox for the southsiders. The Super Bowl Shuffle probably counts, too.

Also Meet the Mets and Here Come the Yankees

And for show titles Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat

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**Post date:** [May 8, 2019, 2:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/songs-with-a-brand-name-in-the-title/833628/40 "2019-05-08T14:27:29Z")

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Superball - Helium  
Barbie Girl - Aqua  
Twist Barbie - Shonen Knife  
Tortoise Brand Pot Scrubbing Cleaner - Shonen Knife

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